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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tuptup

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Jun 28, 2005

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BUSH 2112 posted:

i have never seen that person post, but Tori CMOS is an S-tier username tbh

he is now "pittsburgh fentanyl cloud"

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Mr. Nice! posted:

like trump has never dealt with a criminal trial. he has never faced an actual threat of being locked up.

it's gonna be really funny when he thinks the judge is being disrespectful

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol it's funny because it's true

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Qurnah posted:

that's not fair

i don't have four months left of parental leave

trump's trial date hasn't been announced yet. get pumping there's still time

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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seems bad

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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titty_baby_ posted:

Nice carrots

the king feeds his people with those carrots

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

I can't loving believe there's an audience for this poo poo




sounds exhausting

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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is there a category 6? i feel like this one is gonna be a 6

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Jun 28, 2005

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Mustached Demon posted:

Lee gonna hit Florida?

last projections i saw had it going north before it gets that far west

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Jun 28, 2005

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gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lol reminds me of this dude who took a mall cop job in minneapolis and did a journal about it like he was in fallujah
https://twitter.com/daviss/status/1652032086331604992?s=20

lmao

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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sirpablo if there's no category 6 please make one. tia

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The group suing me in Colorado to ridiculously try and Unconstitutionally keep me off the ballot (I am leading against DeSanctimonious by almost 50 points, and beating Crooked Joe, BIG!), is TRUMP DERANGED “CREW,” composed of many slime balls & groups like Norm Eisen through Brookings or Just Security, Andrew Weissmann, Joyce Vance, et al. They are, perhaps illegally, working with Weissmann acolyte Lisa Monaco at “Injustice.” I have been beating them for years, including Impeachments. MAGA!!!

[TUP] TRUMP DERANGED "CREW," composed of many slime balls

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol owned

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Jun 28, 2005

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UFOTacoMan posted:

Marky Meadows

piss baby marky mark and the trumpy bunch

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Jun 28, 2005

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TotalHell posted:

dog loves licking my face, what’s up with that

dogs love salt and grease

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Jun 28, 2005

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Plinkey posted:

exactly what I want, less educated state troopers

https://twitter.com/GovernorShapiro/status/1700268007589548399

in nyc they reject you if you test too well

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Jun 28, 2005

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MLK Ultra posted:

i hung out with some penguins yesterday.
it was p chill



oh man i'm jealous, penguins are my favorite bird. i wanna see some emperor penguins and maybe pat their little heads before they disappear :smith:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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the ridiculous part is that his stupid tariffs are still in place

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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going down to the local live sports emporium to play around with my cell phone

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Taco Duck posted:

Hahaha Trimp! Hahahahahaa

that's right

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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cool fake wikipedia

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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might as well have been, the parts with the american teenagers out of their suits had basically nothing to do with the rest of the show lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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crazed electric dentists you say

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Jun 28, 2005

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

these people are loving psychotic, how broken does your brain need to be to deny food to children

nobody likes fat kids

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Bethamphetamine posted:

Page 2: I will name the place and the test, and it will be a tough one. Nobody will come even close to me! We can also throw some physical activity into it. I just won the Senior Club Championship at a big golf club, with many very good players.

lmao

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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a.lo posted:

Every kid in this country is fat.

:thejoke:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i was in college in 2008 but yeah

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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a.lo posted:

Ur going to eventually hear reports of simple men like me getting attacked by a gang of teenagers on electric bikes and there is nothing I can do about it

they can't even rev their engines menacingly anymore. this used to be a real country

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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right wing really leaning on the jews these days huh

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i bet trump's incredibly german father had a poop shelf in their house

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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bebop esq posted:

Dear Miss Mods,

wow more like miss moods am i right fellas

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

Elon partaking in the joys of parenthood




tfw you're addicted to ketamine

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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i just watched the most recent lower decks episode and moopsy reminds me of eggy



moopsy drinks bones and murders an ossified tree man lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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if it was on tv you know its good

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Jun 28, 2005

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bebop esq posted:

my excellent baby cat, the goodest boy ever, Raskolnikov aka Rascal, who is a geriatric kitten, is not doing great right now and so I am going to post pics of him being cute as per usual










aww as a fellow geriatric animal haver i hope he feels better soon

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

has Jordan Peterson always tweeted in free verse like that or is it a recent affectation

i remember someone saying a little while back that he had started doing that because he thinks he's writing beautiful poetry lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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95% cheers and 5% boos (except during quiet periods)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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sorry this is the danold turmp thread

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