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how long does trump go to jail for?
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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

P E R K E L EEEEEEE

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

mexi posted:

every new thread makes me feel like rita repulsa being freed gif

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

That shark looks so pissed.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

You have seen him post thousands of times

How do they post "trump?"

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

My favorite PFC memory is when that dumbass NeatHeteroDude came on as a mod. I report every single PFC post but NHD would actually probe him for all of em. it was pretty funny

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

trum or die or both trunt and die

"Say Toop or Die" By R.L Stine

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I saw the cursed a.lo thread was closed and it was immediately, why did that *@$%!&~^ close it this time?

then I found the new thread and I was :dance:

I enjoyed the concept of a.Lo closing the thread when they felt it was appropriate.
The issue was that it was too long, and not often enough.

Like 2 minute here or there spread out a few times of day would have been funnier


So, what I'm saying is, if I ever post the thread this is what you are getting.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i told my boss during my performance review that i spent the year getting tough and putting everything together in one neat little packge



*the next morning your boss has a flaming bag of poop on their front door.

"TRUMP!"

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005


The last texas outage was loving funny.
Cuz like half the people that would poo poo up discus with libertarian-poo poo disappeared.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Ben Nerevarine posted:

incredibly brave, about as brave as the complete reversal the next administration will strongly propose

Biden should just go crazy and make up a bunch of poo poo to give the next administration to try to undo, but get caught up in fighting about.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

in conclusion, boomers need to grow up and turn off the TV and start scrolling through social media and the something awful forums all day like I do instead

The whole gender conversation gets super confusing/kind of understandable? when watching old tv shows

Yesterday my parents were watching an old episode of the dating game and one of the questions was:
"If a male actor were a female, which one would your husband date? "

One guy answered Jean Claude VanDam

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

The most official way to get a fursona is lose to Sonicfox in a fighting game.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

External Organs posted:

Mmm, hungwbama!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

euphronius posted:

I don’t think that’s ever been the rule !!!

Me Gaslighting Euphronius: What is an Electro-Collage? Some sort of way to count up all the 1-person-1-votes?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

petit choux posted:

well he was pretty drat good lookin

"And have you seen him do the splits"

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

VideoKid posted:

trump is gonna take a pleas deal that somehow results in everyone else getting the electric chair while he doesn’t have any consequences :chaostrump:

they have those pictures of trump looking bad rear end, but they are incomplete. They need to have trump looking badass, on a pile of dead maga.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

everyone keep Kat in your thoughts and prayers as she attempts to quit smoking




Just keep quitting, you'll get there eventually.
Like you have one cigarette, all right, no biggie so long as you try quitting again.
It's like making basketball shots, ya gonna miss some, but whatever, so long as your average goes up.

Also fill the smoking time with some other hobby.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

euphronius posted:

more like Hippsler

Is this a DOxxING!
Are you DOxxing ME! The #1 Hipster.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Virgil Vox posted:

ron desantas doesn't care about black people

It would probably be easier to make of list of things DeSantamonius does care about.


Edit: DeSanctimonious

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Slumfrog posted:


comin to the pub?"

"We're at the pub mate."

"Bewdy."

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Found this weird rear end porny youtube channel.
The thumbnail is a sideway woman, and who is wearing a dress, but from the waist down is naked, and the picture cuts off right before the vaginal folds.

And five videos have that thumbnail. But the video is a 31 second thing, about plants.


https://www.youtube.com/@Shutoty/videos

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Origami Dali posted:

this is some numbers station poo poo

Yeah! I thought I was going crazy when I saw this poo poo in the recommendations. Like it can't be real


tenderjerk posted:

i did not need to see this
That is why I tried to describe it with words, and without a screenshot. So you would not click on it or see it.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

crime fighting hog posted:

Nebraska, Australia, what's the difference?!

for real the spider webs are bad this year

Our neighbor cat killed a bunch of lizard that used to roam around our yard, and I miss them.
Especially now that we keep finding spiders the size of a thumb around the house.

loving Spiders. You're so lucky there was a lizard genocide by the neighborhood Hitler cat.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

An Apple A Gay posted:

I need a good bass tester for my buddy that's on his phone right now

Techmaster P.E.B - Bassgasm
This was made to test your Sub woofers, but you gatta find an file of it, because youtube won't go that low.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswHL2qu8PU

Full Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMMslhJluk4

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

An Apple A Gay posted:

a h h y e a h

Yeah, once you hear bassgasam, your brain turns your speakers into auditory weapons.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Tassgasam

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Dumb rear end loving Jurno.
He's so afraid that when Mitchy-boy dies, it will leave a power vacuum that will help the dems.

He should be drooling at the mouth of Mitch dying because the drama will sell more clicks to his dumbass paper.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

plinkey did a good job of giving me a relatively tough "you just kinda have to scroll around the map forever" one, which he probably knew

May I present one?

https://i.imgur.com/DM5ulZ1.png

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 05:58 on Sep 8, 2023

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

one of em posts here

Mon

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

one of em posts here

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Vim Fuego posted:

one of em posts here


tor

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I don't believe in creating pleasing things for other human beings to enjoy. Only destruction

Check out, Jean Tinguely - Self Destruction Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdRLeLgst2E

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 18:10 on Sep 8, 2023

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tenderjerk posted:

nancy pelosi will be 84 next year

like what the gently caress are democrats doing lol

Getting you to say off their lawn.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Stupid Boxes posted:

about drat time too

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Louisgod posted:

I have a problem lol


....it's not a problem....yet.


Two word that will ruin you:...... kit bashing

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

angerbot posted:

The best hobby is posting

Posting on Twitter is selling-out.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Californians demand young, virile candidates to fill Nancy Pelosi's seat

*Votes in a person born in 1954

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

a.lo posted:

Stop calling it Twitter

FINE! but i'm not calling Musk's Posting Abortion, X either!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

a.lo posted:

[cooking burgers and a fat guy approaches]
[uses the jedi mind trick hand wave] these are not the burgers ur looking for

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

My dad refuses to order burgers when he eats out because "why the gently caress would I pay for something I can make so easily at home"

Especially true for 5 guys.

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