ArmZ posted:

An Apple A Gay posted:

Good for you that's a good decision post your favorite song

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707525800830828619
lol

CaptainBeefart posted:

POV of my face when I see your post:

Bethamphetamine posted:

after a New York state judge determined this week that he committed fraud by substantially exaggerating his wealth for business dealings, Melania is reportedly taking precautions. Page Six reports that the former first lady has renegotiated her marital prenup with Trump to protect the financial interests of her son, 17-year-old, 6’10” Barron, as her husband’s legal troubles and bills pile up.

Per the tabloid’s source, this is “at least the third time” Melania has renegotiated her prenup with the former president.

“Melania is most concerned about maintaining and increasing a substantial trust for their son, Barron,” a source said, as she hoped to secure “a specific amount at minimum” for the very tall teen.

kaleedity posted:

six foot ten inches what the fuc k

alnilam posted:

I love how they just pepper the article with unnecessary references to how incredibly tall he is

Joementum posted:

[extremely PKD on piles of meth voice]

the roman empire never ended

quote:

It just, it all started when I was on Pentothal and a
girl came to the door with some medication from the
pharmacy. Some pain medication. And she was wearing a
Christian fish sign. And I was dazed from the Pentothal
and dazed from the pain and I saw the fish sign and a
strange funk came over me and I said--now, I was in
terrible pain you know and I’m reaching for the bag and
I said, “What is that?” and it shone when the sun struck
it and it blinded me. And she put a finger against it
and she said this is a sign used by the early Christians
and when she said that, I remembered, I remembered. Back
all the way to the time of Acts. I remembered events
that took place in the book of Acts. I remembered it all
and just for a fraction of a second and then it was gone
and then during the next month it began to break
through. It broke through this world of the early
Christians, and I saw it here and now. Saw it here and
now. It was here. Some of us who are Christians and some
of us who are not. And this terrible iron empire. And I
found out that it is the name of the particular age that
this is associated with, the age of iron. The Romans had
designated it the age of iron. And I saw this--it was
called The Empire--and I kept saying to Tess, I said,
“Earlay, Earlay”--and it’s Sanskrit, and it means “angry
soldiers.” I said, the Roman soldiers will kill us.
Because we are Christians. The Roman soldiers would kill
us. And I taught her--here, I’ll show you what I taught
her, come here, give me your hand. OK, when you shake
hands, go like that and describe two arcs, intersecting
arcs, that’s the fish sign, that’s the fish sign. And
there were other things that I knew, so that I could
identify another Christian, without anybody else
knowing. And other things like that. And I remembered
sitting with the Eleven, with the Twelve, it was after
Jesus’ death. There were only eleven of us. The Lord was
gone, and he was about to return. And they were real
happy, they were terribly happy. But he wasn’t with us,
but we remembered--we could literally remember--we could
remember the Lord. We were joyful. We were just
incredibly joyful. And this lasted for a year

Tom Tucker posted:

Dodos were probably loving delicious. Like humans hadn't even started selectively breeding them yet. We could all be eating fried Dodo fingers right now happy as clams but no some short-sighted sailors got greedy like a bunch of assholes.

CODChimera posted:

the dodos being friendly and getting slaughtered makes me so sad

Bethamphetamine posted:

The LAPD's budget is so ridiculous they were almost issued bolos

I guess if the target doubles over in laughter at a cop throwing bolos at him, it's considered a success. They'll get non-lethal pepper shuriken next or something

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/Imposter_Edits/status/1710481009030893977

lady screaming at cops through her Ring video doorbell as they lie about having a warrant

you love to see it

An Apple A Gay posted:

I have certain songs I play when I'm rolling a j

smarxist posted:

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Thoatse posted:

1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwH5ACiN6fY

tenderjerk posted:

The Trump Organization is Very Liquid

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Google believes this is Phil Burger

emfive posted:

Phil Collins is a huge Alamo (like, "remember the Alamo" Alamo) fan and a few years ago he donated a bunch of old stuff to some kind of historical commission. Some of it might have been fake.

Turdfuzz posted:

welp time to become gay