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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Fellow millennials, eat one more vegetable, I beg you

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Lol discord is dumb, voice calls and vBulletin forums is where its at

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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:jerry:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Nothing saying you can't tie him to a cart and pretend he's a horse either, which I kinda want to do. Giddy up, driver's got a new whip

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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It was one of those boxing strength testing machines. He tried to get a good score by throwing himself at the problem, head first

Ommin posted:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Judging by the wail it did

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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You have lights for every pedestrian crossing where you're at? That sounds strangely expensive

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Large Testicles posted:

Ok green text haver

Bet you walk around in nikes too and persecute the greater adidas

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Don't worry you can probably get a new job. Especially if you learn a new (human) language.

E: Or hell, an alien one might be even better

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Brain Curry posted:

deep fried apple, yum

Took me a second and then I laughed so hard I got embarrassed. So dumb, so good, congrats

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Canuckistan posted:

PYF Schadenfreude: I will live forever and never know envy.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Punkinhead posted:

I relate to the absent-minded and confused little robot

:same:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Darth Brooks posted:

Not mod sasing but if Ekunn linked to Hamas it sounds more like a joke than a serious post.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Joke's on them, my hobby is jailspotting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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JPrime posted:

yes i do not understand why that is the default why do i want to look at someone like i'm looking at them in a mirror

Because it's not for you its for the author. The author is going to look at it before uploading and some are going to have an existential crisis seeing themselves differently from a mirror.

To avoid negative reviewsprotect the app from its users, the defaults are set

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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freeedr posted:

Socks for huffing.

They can also be used for hitting if you poo poo in them

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pr_E8Tz7RE

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Inspector Gesicht posted:

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1720243013858058436?s=20

His schlubby, casual techbro act wasn't going to cut it in court. They tried putting him in a suit and a haircut. Key word: tried.



EDIT: unrelated.



I appreciate that there painting, he looks like Gollum having just eaten a bucket of radioactive slime

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Log082 posted:

We are rapidly approaching the part of every schadenfreude thread where a goon will insist on describing, in detail, how they would fight a bird.

You laugh, but my powers of interpretive dance is like super powerful

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Armacham posted:

What are those red things? Drugs? Condoms for my magnum dong?

If you think those are magnum there's reason for concern

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Splicer posted:

I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?

It's less intelligent than you think. Magic box make me money, good you so doo, philadelphia.

Money me now.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Karate Bastard posted:

Spelling is hard ok?

Oh yeah, was the grink there? Did he sing mrob like the bhanson brothers?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Jedit posted:

A dipshit does something they think is clever and gets immediately and catastrophically owned. How does that not qualify as providing content in the Schadenfreude thread?

E: please, mods, I have realised that I just left myself wide open to a comedy sixer and that is punishment enough.

That's not the definition of schadenfreude. Schaden is someone being arrogant and then burning their hand a little, not burning their entire arm a lot and needing any kind of medical care.

It's not skadeglädje if the feeling has to compete with heartfelt concern. Thats sadism, and that's a thread only for sadist who doesn't have any

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Biplane posted:

Heartfelt concern for... finance bros being turned in for breaking the law???

I didn't talk about what they posted 'cause I don't remember at all, I talked about how to understand what stuff isn't funny to watch. Since it's this thread and all. Which used to have problems with that.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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CainFortea posted:

That isn't the definition tho? It's the feeling of enjoyment at another person's misfortune. The definition doesn't take into account anyone's deserving of the misfortune or not, or how painful the misfortune is.

Those limits are imposed and moderated by the mods.

It is in my language and I don't recognise any other language's difference in opinion because they're wrong

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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The General posted:

Everybody deserves help :colbert:

Adolf Hitler?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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From that expression something sucks I gather

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Those rights are, should be noted, also utilised with extreme restraint. How long has Tesla been in the country now, a decade? That's how long it takes for a big union to stop negotiating with words alone

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I've heard that cops are bastards

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Trabant posted:

This is very much a chicken/egg situation. Except the chicken has been embezzled and sold for a new dacha and the egg never existed, what are you talking about, what egg.

And you are the chicken. The egg is your family.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Rubberduke posted:

I would agree with any other animal but pigeons are idiots who suck.

I think you're just jealous. Also pigeons = doves, and it's revealing how the same bird will get talked about so very differently after a simple rebranding campaign

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Crescent Wrench posted:

Lotta sky rat sympathizers itt

I'll defend land rats too, you crocodile

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Defenestration was invented by Dracula to get rid of the carbon dioxide in the persons blood probably

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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There's a Chicago sunroof joke in there

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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A raw potato tastes kinda good

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Byzantine posted:

Don't we have enough people falling in love with their cars?

I will curse you for the cursed images my tortured mind created involuntary imagining a way for japanese carmakers to make a shitton of money

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Pennywise the Frown posted:

How in the hell are those topics even related? What a loving moron.

Rhetorical, please don't respond.

Too bad

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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That's the prime stuff, good god

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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A pickle jar might come in handy

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Kennel posted:

what the gently caress is star wars?

Its about family and thats what makes it so powerful

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