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Push El Burrito posted:It's easier to list the animals I WOULDN'T fight. I would kick a shrew's rear end. Better not try it with a crab though, or we'll all be experiencing some clawdenfreude
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Bottom Liner posted:I had this exact scenario actually happen! Earlier this year I was photographing a tour for a kpop group of young girls (a few underage) and they ended up playing an actual biker bar near Tampa. I'm talking leather vest old dudes at the bar pounding beers the whole show wondering what the gently caress is going on in front of them while ~150 kids go wild. It was surreal.  I was a little bummed because the idea of the Taiwanese band showing up to a random lovely roadhouse seemed too funny to not happen, now I'm happy again
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Same principle as 6ers on here (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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World's oldest tiktoker
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See also the mighty and terrifying cucumber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrZsgy4-SQ
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PYF Schadenfreude: there's a precedent that shooting this guy for being a gently caress is legal
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 Is this like when a bird flies into a window because it thinks the reflection is the sky? Was he trying to get into the numbers dimension?
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Oct 1, 2023 16:00
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Ostriches seem like every rear end in a top hat rooster I've been around, only 10x larger and proportionately more terrible. Good on that elephant and giraffe for not putting up with their poo poo.
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Unlike cops, cats can sense your inner goodness or evil and will react to you accordingly.
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szary posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/vx7v2l/russian_jumps_into_pool_of_oil/ Surprisingly, all of my questions were answered with the words "Russia" and "oil"
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I feel like it's time for a lower-stakes spinoff of the Final Destination movies
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Cool Dad posted:I'm racking my brain trying to think of a party I could bring this to Do they not do church potlucks anymore?
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CainFortea posted:Meh. It's pretty small. You have no idea how large that kid is
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It's all good, but I especially enjoyed the car just preemptively crunching down under the sun's gravity
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Taeke posted:Goon: I like to bike to work. 
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gently caress bikes, tricycles are where it's at anyway
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Mad respect to the parent for keeping the kid in frame as they did something stupid instead of jumping to save them. How else are you stopped to win $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos, smart guy?
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I need a  that suddenly evolves into a 
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stratego posted:I have a suspicion this situation might be fabricated. Why would they fake it when they didn't even have the internet back then, c'mon 
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I love this one, I can't help but see it like the T-1000 morphing its body into the opposite direction to save time turning around
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Oh huh, I've been using Chrome + ublock for ages because the ads kept getting through on Firefox even when the blocker was up to date. I figured they were just being more lenient on Chrome just to get me to use their browser. Guess it was just a coincidentally usable setup, we'll see if/when it stops working for me now.
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Oct 19, 2023 17:07
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It's one of those fiddly skill moves, you know if he'd connected that machine would be disintegrated into atoms
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No pizza rules, legally the chef has nothing to fear
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I'd probably be a train person myself if the success rate on randomly seeing trainfuckling schadenfreude was higher. (the non-injurious kind, obviously)
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Mauser posted:Maybe if they made the game smaller it would use less water and they wouldn't need to drive around in those stupid cars. But the stupid cars are the best part! Honestly, just cede the course to nature and gimme one of the golf carts, and we can call it good.
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One again I see my decision to eschew all physical activity is justified
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Wow. That went under fast. My dad has something on par with the newer one, and man, I think the back seat is bigger and roomier than any seat I've used in a van or SUV. He actually gets some use out of the truck hauling and towing stuff, so it's not a complete waste, but it really does feel way too big overall. I tried driving it once and it felt like a bus, that was no fun.
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Back when I more regularly did technical writing, my supervisor claimed that the best way to find dumb typos in your writing was to go through the paper word-by-word backwards so it would be harder for your mind to fill in the sentences. It absolutely sucked, but I found typos in papers multiple people had worked on for weeks or months, every single time.
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Ugh, that sound gives me a panic response just from the number of times one has started in the middle of the night right above my bed. I legitimately can't understand the people who let it just become a regular part of the background rather than changing the battery. It even makes me jump when it pops up in the background of some lazy youtuber's video.
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Oct 27, 2023 16:51
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hawowanlawow posted:on loveline they would tell the caller to shut up and stop the whole show waiting for it lol Lol, I forgot about that, comedy gold.
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Baronjutter posted:I don't think geese are nasty at all, I think they just are really good at vibe checks. I've never been harassed by a goose and we have so drat many of them. Even in the middle of nesting season, even with new babies, I can just walk right through them no problem. At the absolute worse I'll get a little hiss and I'll give them some extra space and it's all good. Way to find out you're just completely unworthy of their attention. Like an ant walking by a human that might get an occasional "ew", but otherwise isn't worth the effort of taking any action unless it's doing something crazy.
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Turning off my monitor in a desperate attempt to recover some schadenfreude from the situation
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Log082 posted:We are rapidly approaching the part of every schadenfreude thread where a goon will insist on describing, in detail, how they would fight a bird. Don't need to fight the bird if you're planning ahead 
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Azhais posted:moopsy
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Apparently I just preemptively blocked Mr. Beast at some point because he's never shown up in my video feed. But every time I open youtube with a blank profile on a work machine or something, his punchable face is sitting right there at the top. Every single time.
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Kit Walker posted:Part of the issue is that part of his brand is doing these charitable things, but it just boils down to business. Even if he drops a cool million a year on paying for surgery or whatever, he gets 50 million a year from his videos and sponsorships so it’s just the cost of doing business. Plus he can probably write it off on his taxes anyway. Videos like that will tend to include whoever he helps talking about how thankful they are and how great Mr. Beast is, and it’s kind of gross poverty porn. In short, he’s made a massive business out of pretending he’s a philanthropist. Dude’s worth half a billion dollars at this point. There have also been reports that he’s actually kind of an awful boss who has mistreated his employees badly in the past And more importantly, he popularized those ghost kitchens that sell massively overpriced lovely burgers that are always cold by the the time doordash drivers them  
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Scratch Monkey posted:Didn’t that turn out to be fake? No, scientists have confirmed that cats are real
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