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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Also I'm very lazy.

I am a lazy man, but this... I aspire to be this lazy.

Even though it's a step or two away from "forgot to breathe" kind of lazy.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
It only barely qualifies as the gentlest of schads but the derails are a bit much:

https://i.imgur.com/a97KTJO.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Experienced a similar pearl-clutching reaction when our host in Venice heard we -- an American couple -- were renting a car and driving south to Naples.

Joke's on her, Naples was a delight.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Since we're newsposting:

https://i.imgur.com/Cjah2GC.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Darth Brooks posted:

My brother worked there and I purposely walked to a different part of the building from him so that in case it was hit there would be more of a chance that my mom wouldn't have to lose both her sons in one day.

Huge savings on Private Ryan!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Cool Dad posted:

I'm racking my brain trying to think of a party I could bring this to

That's a different torture device though.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I think we need Unicycle Boy to weigh in on the discussion.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Push El Burrito posted:

I work in a big bed with my wife.

I also work in a big bed with this guy's wife.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I always thought accordians were a joke instrument until I heard this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWmHGjR3gWc

It's not Vivaldi, and it'll appeal to approximately dozen goons, but this simple opening on the accordion can make tens of thousands of people lose their :tito: minds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivJS7H4QUI

Bonus: it's being played by the most Singer of Disturbed-looking accordion player of all time.

Trabant has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Oct 21, 2023

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Bertha the Toaster posted:

YouTube tells me that video isn't available any more.

My bad -- edited to fix the link, but it doesn't embed :argh:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

BiggerBoat posted:

"train people?"

Hobos then?

I've never seen this mythical "train person" out there recording at random crossings anywhere. But I'll try to pay closer attention next time since I live near some railroad tracks.

There are social media accounts dedicated to that stuff:

https://i.imgur.com/07f9vuM.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
________________/

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/gtuObfk.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/H3A1IhJ.mp4

ntaf.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/g2WJGKG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/F8W0gpf.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/bkzXf7t.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Sound:

https://i.imgur.com/RUPtIBV.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Jesus gently caress :psylon:

https://twitter.com/YallahHabibiBTC/status/1721191120074428825







Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/LdilSup.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0k09e9u.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ecjCvpQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/sc5yhXS.mp4

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https://i.imgur.com/a7mZUQE.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/NeVIkL1.mp4

Sound on for this one:

https://i.imgur.com/zGPn7t6.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

gbut posted:

How was it?

The cheese pull must have been amazing.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

It keeps the bottom from getting scorched

We can fix that in post:

https://i.imgur.com/bf4nncU.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Push El Burrito posted:

McDonald's needs better meth.

Don't worry, they'll bring back the McRib.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/1JjwLS3.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Looks more like crypt beer.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/CnqBTeD.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ybjJ0hm.mp4

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/LEm35qp.mp4

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https://i.imgur.com/UN6DRcA.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/1FIOewk.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I see a portapotty in the Schad thread and immediately expect the Jackass crew to be involved.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Serephina posted:

Dunno about the rest of you, but I fuckin' love this term. It speaks so much about the dire state culinary practices that people have had to come up with fancy new names for "salt", to convince laymen to season their loving food. It is, of course, a yank term.

You think that covering a piece of poultry in a ton of salt for hours is the same as seasoning it?

Have you ever cooked a thing?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Mushika posted:

While "dry brining" is kind of a dumb term, it's definitely not the same thing as simply salting your food. Is this misconception a Brit thing?

e: And don't tell me to look into my heart, because it is cold, dead, and as flavorless as meat boiled in a Mildenhall kitchen.

Could be, but it also might be the goon "I've made up my mind about a thing I don't know anything about" attitude

edited to remove a since-revised statement!

Trabant has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Dec 1, 2023

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Nobody Interesting posted:

What is going on there

russia.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Tree Bucket posted:

Maybe getting really drunk and/or living in Russia insulates you from the worst of the soul-damage?

This is very much a chicken/egg situation. Except the chicken has been embezzled and sold for a new dacha and the egg never existed, what are you talking about, what egg.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

someone threw that bird at his head from off camera

bing-bong

https://i.imgur.com/XGuWgiz.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Smik posted:

That boggles my mind because if he just credited his sources and not made poo poo up, not only would he have been absolutely fine but he'd have helped the original source people too.

It would have been slightly better, but so much of his stuff was complete word-for-word reading of others' texts that it wouldn't have been actually OK. Or he'd change "gay" for "queer" in a sentence and keep everything else the same, the kind of copying of homework you wouldn't even see in high school. And when he did write original content, it was just piles of misogyny. A fantastically broken-brained person.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/AHlKooN.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/fU8cuZT.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BbPuAJd.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/G3OdZbr.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

That's 17 cents they'll never see again.

Oh no, not the entire 12 cents!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

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I bring you some outdoor fun:

https://i.imgur.com/a2p6eBz.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/2fETTvB.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/7Ai8fq9.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/u6eitQw.mp4

And friends:

https://i.imgur.com/bJKYoWl.mp4

And some pizza:

https://i.imgur.com/qalYDkL.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/hCbzifP.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/N3T8Mqn.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/2WMXwa9.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

steinrokkan posted:

That's a flying megaguillotine :dogstare:

Funny, I just saw this portable but motorized version:

https://i.imgur.com/ZoMLhHp.mp4

Anyway, here's something a lot more violent:

https://i.imgur.com/FPowjMT.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

You'll be surprised,
You're doing the French Mistake!

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Goons have been reliving prom memories from 20+ years ago for four pages now.

https://i.imgur.com/6KuBaTz.mp4

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