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Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

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Vox Nihili posted:

one time after "grabbing lunch" at the cafeteria with the worst boss I've ever had I went to snag some 1 pm coffee at the station nearby and they gave me the old "isn't it a bit late in the day for coffee?" in a judgy voice. 1 loving pm.

god I hate the office

spill some coffee on their desk when they're away
not much
just enough for them to notice it

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Zedhe Khoja
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hey can one of the turkish posters tell me where in this fuckin country i can get a mocha pot,
sometimes I like a lil cuban coffee

Zedhe Khoja
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i got some fresh sand and a special pan for my coffee
sick of having to baby it

Zedhe Khoja
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what spices do yall put in your beanjuice? cardamom is the classic go to in the muslim world, but I think the mexicans were on to something with that star anise

Zedhe Khoja
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buy smaller bags. i reup every week cuz the bags i get are the size of a dorito bag.

Zedhe Khoja
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a primate posted:

not sure if this has been posted yet but for Nespresso machine havers this is a very nice chart of pods that are available

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kZJCdTmqQla2ha3DDYyixQDIUuf9wLvt3122akBkhgM/htmlview#gid=0

bourgeois slop for fools

Zedhe Khoja
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they could do what the turks did and dedicate an entire province to caffeine production
rize is garbage but they're now no longer vulnerable to a blockade sending the entire population into caffeine withdrawals
turn florida into a coffee plantation

Zedhe Khoja
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your diet should be such that your poo is immune to coffee

I boil a giant mixture of lentils, quinoa, and husked wheat, flavor it with some spices, and eat it for every nonsocial meal.

no amount of caffeine can influence my poo and so I can chug as much as I like

Zedhe Khoja
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When I’m feeling fancy I make a cup of half menengic* and half coffee, and flavor it with cardamom, Tears of Chios, and mugolio.
*pistachio coffee**
**does not contain pistachios or coffee

Zedhe Khoja
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it’s true I’m retarded
retarded for coffee

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Zedhe Khoja
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instant coffee tastes and smells like popcorn, it's truly terrible

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