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 Google Jeb Bush posted:I'm not completely certain about its regulatory status in the UK, but unless I'm having jet lag problems, NAC (n-acetylcysteine) works well for me and doesn't have much in the way of side effects or medicine interactions that I know of. Natural feeling sleep, reasonable time period, doesn't cause much morning grogginess, doesn't raise blood pressure (gently caress you, Benadryl).  ) These days, if you say Merry Christmas in public, these days, an Irish potato comes and arrests you and renames all your cocktails, these days.  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learnincurve posted:Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.  And a happy 2024 to all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zKIzT6CEbU
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smellmycheese posted:In my house today is known as Shaky Day. There will be a ceremonial playing of Merry Christmas Everyone later as the decorations are brought down from the loft 
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Dec 1, 2023 09:40
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A bunch of alt-right tweeters have decided that melotonin gives you all the genders, unfortunately they seem to be chatting poo poo as usual.
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Dec 1, 2023 10:18
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The Question IRL posted:5 minutes of searching Google I find that with Kia Sportages you can use the car key to pry off a part of the door handle to get access to the key hole and manually unlock the car.
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Dec 1, 2023 11:52
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I enjoy the juxtaposition of "my cats are stupid and will consume things toxic to them" and "I am going to take in British news and alcohol" (I am also an idiot animal and will consume the UK news and whiskey)
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Dec 1, 2023 12:07
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The one who was concerned about skin pigmentation is on the stamps and has bright pink sausage fingers.
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Dec 1, 2023 13:06
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Brendan Rodgers posted:It even says in that wikipedia article that you could unlock them by inserting a random USB. Not everything is a moral panic.
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Dec 1, 2023 14:34
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The Question IRL posted:The mad thing about the Royal Racisim Row is when Piers Morgan named the Royals on his show it was "I want to investigate the whole thing. Find out if they said it, in what context they said it and did they have a malicious intention in mind."
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Dec 1, 2023 14:45
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Piers Morgan, transformed into a nightmarish visage by the nesting racism wasps: "we can't actually prove anything from this"
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Dec 1, 2023 14:50
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I'm convinced I'd somehow manage to smother myself if I tried it.
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Dec 1, 2023 16:13
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There should be some GPO bunkers somewhere near.
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Dec 1, 2023 18:14
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Failed Imagineer posted:Didn't realise the UK had embraced Hoxhaist thought  Hoxhaism-Wombleism
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Dec 1, 2023 18:24
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Tell them you're a Posadist. 
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Dec 1, 2023 18:46
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NotJustANumber99 posted:We all think the same as Madeley when we get wronged. We just don't have the opportunity to go on telly the next day and yell it, and also like get encouraged to think like even more killing them
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Dec 2, 2023 10:17
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Dec 2, 2023 11:23
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Was there ever any follow up to that SUV driver who plowed into several small children who were having a picnic on the grass? That was an appalling enough incident that I would have expected the "bring back the firing squad" people to be all over it, or more productively some laws against driving giant urban tanks around school zones, but it just seemed to disappear off of the news radar.
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Dec 2, 2023 11:37
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I'm not up to speed on my very basic biology but I don't think women drivers have blind spots larger than small children.
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Dec 2, 2023 11:48
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Constantly being threatened by large dogs, small boats, and electric scooters around every corner.
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Dec 2, 2023 12:37
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Wachter posted:Most people expect corporal/capital punishment to be a service that the state provides, like having your bins collected.
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Dec 2, 2023 13:24
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There's always a chance that's what the Dom Cummings Party will propose.
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Dec 2, 2023 13:30
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Wachter posted:Due to ongoing austerity measures, your bins will now be emptied by the hangman "Constantly calling for the death penalty is woke, like Hitler" writes Peter Hitchens in a confused daze while hiding from a traffic light. e: Pairs of prime numbers that differ from each other by 6 are called sexy primes.
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Dec 2, 2023 14:37
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There's never been a full on war between two nuclear armed powers, so logically mutually assured destruction must also work for solving interpersonal crime.
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Dec 2, 2023 15:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6q_2zZXHMg
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Dec 2, 2023 16:18
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English Elecom
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Dec 2, 2023 16:34
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OwlFancier posted:English Electric was already a thing and by complex lineage ended up as part of BAE Systems. Of course then Mitsubishi comes along like "hold my bank, air conditioner, nuclear reactor, camera optics, strategic bomber, bus, paper mill, steelworks, tractor, and American football team."
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Dec 2, 2023 16:47
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Joining the elite club with Laurence Fox and Graham Linehan and all the other men who could not stop being bigots at the dinner table. "Could you pass the pepper please?" "Mussolini was a hero to his people and furthermore..."
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Dec 2, 2023 18:34
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450g of compressed R290 deflagrating sounds like a quick way to warm a house. A HVAC engineer recommended to me that multiple mini-split systems are a far better way to do heat pumps than having a single fridge-freezer sized external unit serving the whole house, you can have mini inverter-compressors for each zone, and have them heating, cooling, or dehumidifying based on each zone's needs. Only problem is getting hot water for the kitchen and bathroom.
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Dec 2, 2023 19:43
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I still can't believe that she called it The Plot, the title of a famous antifascist book by Will Eisner and Umberto Eco about one of the most notorious antisemitic frauds in history. I would personally do a quick google to make sure that I wasn't treading on that kind of terrain because 
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Dec 2, 2023 20:22
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Eat the salad, read the restaurant rules, don't name your bullshit Boris Johnson defender book after a real book about pogroms. Simple practices that anyone should be able to understand.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:08
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Einstein consuming infinite salads by reducing their mass by the square of the speed of light vinaigrette.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:28
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Challenge says you have to eat what gets put on your plate, if he was given the chance to exchange the salad for chips or onion rings and chose not to and then avoided the salad then that's on him. If the pub is falsely claiming that the salad could be switched but didn't offer the option then that's on them. Clearly an impasse that needs Richard Madeley showing up with a Sten Mk 5 to strongarm the kitchen.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:43
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Lord William Blackstone brought in as a hanging judge for salad purposes.
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Dec 2, 2023 22:47
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Ms Adequate posted:Owly's cool, feathered rather than behaired though. Ergo qui natus, die hodierna Pennatis quam pilosis Patris aeterni Verbum caro factum Brendan Rodgers posted:Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.  
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Dec 2, 2023 23:04
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Ms Adequate posted:"There's starving children in Africa would love to have that. We know because we starved 'em."
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Dec 2, 2023 23:17
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The Commonwealth acetic acid washed and shrunken way of the relish
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Dec 2, 2023 23:27
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OwlFancier posted:That's what everyone else tells me but to me it has an extremely strong flavour to the point that it's the most noticeable component of anything with it in. Jaeluni Asjil posted:I wonder what is going on in these cats' brains when they see whole cucumbers? Snake maybe? The number 8 has been argued as the first to be considered composite, either as "twice four" or as "two short of ten", or similar, as 7 has been claimed to be the highest number of items that can universally be cognitively processed as a single set. This appears in Turkic and Finno-Ugric numbering systems, and also in 8 bit video game consoles. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Dec 2, 2023 |
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Dec 2, 2023 23:43
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Tycoon is J P Morgan, not sure who the other very hirsute magnate is.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:02
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OwlFancier posted:Sprouts are conversely probably my favourite vegetable, I wish they were an all year thing as I would never stop eating them. Don't even need seasoning or anything, just steam them a bit and I can sit with a a bowl of them and just munch them like popcorn. e: Fried kale is also good and in the same genus.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:34
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Be careful that you don't end up as a young earther or Calvinist TUVer getting that far out of sorts with your mental state. They all started out somewhere.HopperUK posted:I still haven't met a sprout I could stand to eat. They taste like something I should instantly spit out, so bitter. But I will keep trying, maybe I'll find a magical sprout.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:52
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Every sprout I've had in the past decade has tasted like it was a good sprout designed to be eaten as a vegetable, but the same is true for every cabbage, so I may have been vegetally conditioned by the brassica lizard people who are allegedly doing things to the greens.
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Dec 3, 2023 01:09
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