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Guavanaut posted:There was a whole moral panic alleging that TikTok was teaching kids how to steal Kia Sportages, so it's good to know that the actual truth is that they're just annoying to unlock and not that today's youth can steal cars by twerking at them or whatever the tabloids were claiming. They were selling cars without immobilizers, in the 21st century lmbo
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Dec 1, 2023 12:53
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quote:UK would be a climate leader again under Labour, vows Starmer Keith, you retreated on your own climate policy before you even got elected...
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Dec 4, 2023 11:52
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fuctifino posted:What's the betting that Hunt or one of his aides will leave a note in a desk saying "There's no money left" before leaving? Incoming Labour government accepts blame for this, vows to pay off national credit card.
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Dec 4, 2023 20:41
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smellmycheese posted:Gone by teatime imho Do we even have time to go and buy the lettuce.
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Dec 7, 2023 12:25
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ThomasPaine posted:I mean yeah, probably, but he'll at least look sad doing it and might throw an extra few quid at the NHS, I guess. He'll throw money at the private healthcare companies he handed the NHS to.
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Dec 7, 2023 13:19
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smellmycheese posted:Hating your wife, and by proxy , her mother is an absolute cornerstone of Boomer Humour  Apparently he had other jokes.
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Dec 7, 2023 20:59
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Tesseraction posted:yeah tony blair literally had "things can only get better" as a song whereas these cunts just keep telling us things will be poo poo and should loving appreciate it Labours next election song will be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpZAcrZqcFU
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Dec 8, 2023 18:05
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Can't think whyquote:Conservatives raised three times as much as Labour in the most recent quarter
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Dec 9, 2023 15:01
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keep punching joe posted:We already know about the alcoholism and affairs, so something even worse. They have compelling evidence that proves Kier Starmer is Keir Starmer.
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Dec 12, 2023 13:54
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A few days ago it wasn't a confidence vote 
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Dec 12, 2023 16:56
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grobbo posted:You say this, but we're probably only one focus group away from either Starmer or Sunak declaring that a round of economic shock therapy is exactly the kind of decisive leadership the UK needs to get back on its feet. Our political parties would never be that crazy quote:"He campaigned on promises of major spending cuts" Ah,
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Dec 13, 2023 10:54
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forkboy84 posted:LOL most people still haven't really recovered from 2007/8 The people that matter have done very well 
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Dec 13, 2023 13:42
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The Question IRL posted:Having read this article, the part at the end is most interesting. This shows that reform is not necessary as people can deal with the issue via our robust legal system* *if they are a millionaire / literal royalty.
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Dec 17, 2023 11:56
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It's cool that the national broadcaster lets a tory bullshitter do an apology tour after they received millions from the government for providing unsafe medical equipment.
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Dec 17, 2023 15:31
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Tigey posted:Finally they stopped the boats Rishi: STOP THE BOATS Yemeni rebels:   Rishi: NOT LIKE THAT
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Dec 18, 2023 20:16
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Tedsville posted:Are you telling me I'm going to have to spend Christmas this year without my sex arse? You could support your local sex arse producer instead of ordering one from china. It's also better for the environment.
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Dec 19, 2023 16:20
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stolen from the osha thread: https://i.imgur.com/4lcAh62.mp4
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Dec 21, 2023 11:58
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Bobby Deluxe posted:still a scab How can a cat scab, when a cat will never do work?
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Dec 21, 2023 12:24
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Pretty hosed up that someone can get an indefinite hospital order for hackingquote:An 18-year-old hacker who leaked clips of a forthcoming Grand Theft Auto (GTA) game has been sentenced to an indefinite hospital order. I wonder why they might be violent while held in custody   quote:The jury was told that while he was on bail for hacking Nvidia and BT/EE and in police protection at a Travelodge hotel, he continued hacking and carried out his most infamous hack. Also  at the judge for trying to make people care that some videogame clips got leaked / cost four companies an entire £10m. Nvidia alone made $4billion in profit this year.
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Dec 21, 2023 21:28
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fuctifino posted:James Cleverly is stopping the small boats....at Luton Airport. Have you seen any small boats at Luton airport recently? Checkmate 
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Dec 22, 2023 16:54
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One of those motorbikes with a big hoover on the back for sucking up dog poo poo, but for the home.
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Dec 23, 2023 21:10
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OwlFancier posted:Of all the problems in the UK I don't think lovely candy shops are one anyone really gives a poo poo about. Doing something about rising commercial rents and bills will upset some people though.
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Dec 26, 2023 01:17
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We can't have a weapon blessing gap with the russian orthodox priests.
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Dec 31, 2023 11:14
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Z the IVth posted:Also dependents don't qualify for public funds. BUT THEY GET GIVEN A 12 BEDROOM HOUSE FOR FREE 
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Jan 1, 2024 20:35
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Janeway is my favourite captain, she veers from being perfectly reasonable and calm to just being completely done with everyone's poo poo and doing the most ballistically ballsy poo poo possible.  Tuvix
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Jan 2, 2024 15:43
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Chubby Henparty posted:Derek? Babylon 5's a big pile of poo poo 
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Jan 2, 2024 18:06
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fuctifino posted:This is unexpected. It looks like Keith's going to stab Corbyn in the back The vanity fully costed manifesto of policies that will improve lives vs The sensible there is no money nothing will improve
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Jan 3, 2024 12:16
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Tesseraction posted:Thanks *google shopping searches the price of a new phone* fffffuuuuuck me I recently replaced my 2018 moto G (since it was now a piece of poo poo and the battery was dying) with a new moto G32 for £90 It's pretty good and recently got an update to Android 13. I'm not sure what more I would get if I paid £500+ for a phone. Wireless charging would be nice I guess. Sadly it still runs awful.apk.
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Jan 4, 2024 12:23
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Former Director of Public Prosecutions: " "
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Jan 4, 2024 20:18
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kingturnip posted:There's a rare flood alert for my local river, which extends a couple of hundred metres from my house, but apparently the river level's falling, so I'm just gonna sit here playing video games. You need to play Raft and get some practice in. Although the only thing you'll reel in from a british river is poo poo.
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Jan 5, 2024 16:10
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Nuclear Spoon posted:can't wait to pay five quid to look at ducks in the park The ducks have also been sold off.
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Jan 7, 2024 14:15
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Big TBM wants you to believe that digging a tunnel yourself is extremely dangerous and can make your house fall down
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Jan 11, 2024 13:23
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smellmycheese posted:DONT OPEN When hell is full, the Polling Place will get a lot busier.
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Jan 12, 2024 18:08
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Azza Bamboo posted:The electorate sucks. I want autocracy. One man, one vote.
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Jan 18, 2024 16:21
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Beefeater1980 posted:He was blaming Starmer for a lot of the things he didn’t like, which is quite impressive 360 degree noscope puppeteering for a leader of the opposition. It will be accurate in <12 months, since Starmer isn't going to improve anything.
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Jan 18, 2024 18:46
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:A friend and I got caught after shoplifting these from Woolies. Stolen valor if you didn't win your gold spinner from a vending machine 
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Jan 19, 2024 22:54
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It's time to withdraw from the woke UNquote:UN expert condemns UK crackdown on environmental protest It's a good sign when UN inspectors look at best country-on-earth-UK and go  
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Jan 23, 2024 14:57
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Darth Walrus posted:It means that you have a hell of a time melting them down - they just turn up again in your evidence locker the very next day, only there's twice as many of them. Use a Bound Dagger so the evidence disappears in 120 seconds.
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Jan 24, 2024 12:53
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OwlFancier posted:I really would like a copy of that but it's expensive and you'd have to import it I think. Ian McCollum thought it would be a great idea to publish a memoir by a neo-nazi, so maybe don't give him any money.
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Jan 24, 2024 20:56
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