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In a shocking turn of events, leading candidate cock&balls has been eliminated. If you want to spoil your ballot write some nice words of encouragement for the vote counters, or draw a nice picture of a dog instead
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Jan 16, 2024 14:57
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Not an XL bully though
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Jan 16, 2024 14:58
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Tesseraction posted:heartbreaking, worst person you know https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1747242082694042043 This owns Russian hignfy looks way better than ours
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Jan 16, 2024 16:06
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TACD posted:Some combination of hung parliament and an unprecedentedly massive surge for third parties that makes it clear how completely disenchanted everyone is with the mainstream parties. Ummm... Hung parliament followed by a huge fire certainly sounds like the start of something.
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Jan 17, 2024 09:05
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Extreme bidet
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Jan 18, 2024 12:20
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fuctifino posted:On the subject of transport, I was looking at ways to use a sudden injection of dead-mum-gently caress-you-money in ways that won't throw a sledgehammer in my benefits. This looks cool, but they're really loving you by making basically everything an optional extra. Can you post the configurator link? Wanna see what it's like with better rims and a sound system Found it. https://www.scooterpac.com/mobility-scooters/cabin-car/ DreddyMatt fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Jan 19, 2024 |
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Jan 19, 2024 11:00
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fuctifino posted:I have a certain amount I need to spend on stuff for it not to affect my long term disability benefit 'safety net'. The optional extras are there for this very purpose. I get you. Gonna spend it otherwise they'll cut your payments. Bastards. Imo looks better in grey, with the optional black wheels. Makes the bullbar pop a bit more. https://freeimage.host/i/JaoL7kJ But I appreciate I'm doing this for fun, while you have actual real works requirements and budget concerns
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Jan 19, 2024 11:19
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That's cool. What's the lead time on getting a custom one? Should be ready for when the weather turns, hopefully
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Jan 19, 2024 11:29
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Scan and pack owns Tesco pull me for a check of 12 items pretty much every time I use it. Sainsbury's never ask to do a check, so do you shop lifting there
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Jan 19, 2024 12:47
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ThomasPaine posted:Oh yeah that's a different thing entirely because you have to victimise and threaten an actual person to do it. I just assume every mugger has a machete under their coat though so I'd probably just hand over my poo poo lol. One of the things I enjoyed about Spain is that muggings are basically non existent. Pickpocketing is a fine, but using threats or violence is jail time, so everyone just gets good at pickpocketing, so it's a game of skill.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:49
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Tag yourself: I'm all of them
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Jan 19, 2024 20:15
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keep punching joe posted:How can a thing that costs £15k be old after two years? Car stuff is insane. Probably most cars at the moment. They'll still have regular buttons for things, unlike new cars which put all the controls on touch screens
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Jan 20, 2024 12:35
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fuctifino posted:Lolz Gonna need you to stay up late tonight, I imagine he's gonna get insanely spicy as the night goes on
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Jan 29, 2024 19:19
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fuctifino posted:I missed this bit of news yesterday. Reform are on the up, and I can seriously see them overtaking the Tories to become the second party before we finally get our GE in November. Lawrence Fox judged to be legally racist in the high court Reform UK popularity immediately jumps 5 points
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Jan 30, 2024 11:51
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Ah poo poo, owned by there being too many racist parties in the UK
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Jan 30, 2024 11:56
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Chubby Henparty posted:I watched Reality yesterday which was the literal transcript of Reality Winner(!)'s fbi interview, so it can be done, sorta That was a p. Good film, and I liked the stylistic choice of just using the transcript
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Jan 31, 2024 14:16
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Yesterday's man, and all that, but has corbs made any indication whether he's gonna stand as an indy in this election? Or is he so committed to labour he'll bow out gracefully as the party rat fucks him?
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Feb 1, 2024 11:50
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crispix posted:king dying 2 more bank holidays
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Feb 5, 2024 19:48
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Might need bolt cutters to get it off those swollen fingers
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Feb 5, 2024 20:06
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What does gibbo say?
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Feb 5, 2024 21:18
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fuctifino posted:e: Oh, so that's why Morgan announced he was leaving TalkTV to switch to Youtube?!?!.... He's been sacked. LMAO Got any sources for that? Hopefully a sad/furious tweet from him. Edit ^^^^^^ just saw the above
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Feb 9, 2024 14:43
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Tesseraction posted:literally just a case of showing anything other than disdain for the fucker gets the local community pissed at you Idgi, looking at an election map from 2019 shows Cornwall as solid blue? Gotta be enough Tories down there, surely? E: people from Cornwall loving hate outsiders too, which is classic Tory behaviour DreddyMatt fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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Feb 10, 2024 09:34
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Oh dear me posted:Most of Cornwall is divided between second home owners (largely Tory for obvious reasons) and reservation dwellers. Very little is true of both groups. Second home owners don't vote, do they? Surely they're only registered to vote at their primary address? Seems ripe for abuse if not
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Feb 10, 2024 10:06
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Well poo poo, getting schooled on a Saturday. Seems like a bad system (might as well write that on our flag tbh)
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Feb 10, 2024 10:19
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No, gently caress you dad
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Feb 13, 2024 11:35
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happyhippy posted:Thanks. Sucks about your job. What kind of industry are you in? That linkedin looking for work thing is p. Good for some sectors. 16+ years experience means recruiters should be all over you
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Feb 16, 2024 19:13
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happyhippy posted:Customer Support, bit of programming and QA testing. Dev and QA work is linkedin recruiter bread and butter. Spend an hour updating it with some key words, get a smart ish photo and link up with your colleagues and work mates to all endorse each other. Look on the job section to set up alerts for roles in your area/remote and you'll get daily updates when new jobs are posted You've got this
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Feb 16, 2024 19:26
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crispix posted:you're a oval office, though :/ You say that about everyone
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Feb 16, 2024 19:30
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crispix posted:no, just cunts I did a search of posts by you containing the word oval office and it crashed the forums. Try and be less negative 
DreddyMatt fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Feb 16, 2024 |
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Feb 16, 2024 19:53
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Starbucks posted:I thought you had to punch them in the nose That's sharks Try punching a dog in the nose and you're inviting it to amputate the entire fist
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Feb 18, 2024 21:22
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Solefald posted:what's your thought on the new mint chocolate orange Is it both minty and orangey? Coz that sounds awful
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Feb 19, 2024 19:19
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History Comes Inside! posted:No it’s just mint and it’s great Mint chocolate is fine, but I have an issue with them calling it a chocolate orange E: gonna get trading standards on them
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Feb 19, 2024 19:53
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PriorMarcus posted:I'm struggling to parse a coworkers opinion on something. I kind of only half give a poo poo to be honest, but I was wondering what the threads thoughts on it were. Basically, as a woman, she thinks that Muslim's and Islam are a threat to her, or at least, that the people and culture are very backwards on their views towards women. I can't deny that. She says, for example, that she wouldn't feel comfortable with her white daughter dating a Muslim boy. I guess I'm struggling to articulate why I think that's racist, even though I also think that as a man it's not really my place to say what cultures or people she should feel comfortable around. It's a tricky one for sure, but obviously British culture is different to Saudi. Tell her you trust her abilities as a parent to have raised a daughter capable of independent thought, who is unlikely to become a subservient niqab wearing doormat just because she met a nice Muslim boy. That's assuming that this hypothetical boyfriend would even want her to become one.
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Feb 20, 2024 10:56
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kecske posted:situation, task, action, result. it's exactly the same 'explain a time when X happened and you did Y to resolve it' thing they've always done but rebranded now for some reason Yeah, but now it's got a fancy name and some management consultant probably made a lot of money from it
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Feb 21, 2024 10:11
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Guy's been making 80k a year for loving years and his home looks like poo poo
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Feb 21, 2024 19:33
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Jakabite posted:
Nothings gonna happen to Hoyle, SNP are mad as hell, but I doubt enough Tories are gonna sign a no confidence letter. He's been such a weak speaker, they know it'll be to their benefit to keep him around for the rest of the term. Comedy outcome is starmer wins the election then sacks him off anyway now he's served his purpose
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Feb 22, 2024 11:12
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happyhippy posted:The irish version can have one yeah. You had any contact on LinkedIn this week? Or are you using redundancy money to fund a week in bed?
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Feb 23, 2024 20:23
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happyhippy posted:Still in the notice period, last day any time after next week. Fair play. I'd recommended getting your poo poo updated first so you can be passively getting offers before you start actively applying for jobs Sign on for JSA on day 1 though, they won't back date anything
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Feb 23, 2024 22:20
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Pistol_Pete posted:This is what puts me off from replacing my 12 year old TV: I don't want something that's forever showing me tailored unskippable adverts, or downloading a massive update without asking, when there's something else I want to be doing with it. I just want a TV that shows me moving pictures, as and when I want it to. You don't have to connect your smart TV to the internet
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Feb 25, 2024 20:57
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Anyone else watched this "The Way" thing on BBC iPlayer? Some sort of revolution in Port Talbot. Michael Sheen / Adam Curtis thing. Just saw the first episode. Thought it was p. Good. I liked the despair in the dad as poo poo got more and more out of control. Adam Curtis style archive footage being cut into it was nice visually too
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Feb 25, 2024 21:43
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