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Phrakusca posted:I wouldn't mind having a posting enemy. Applications are now open. hey fucker Phrakusca posted:Dog attacks: What can you do to protect yourself? deeply skeptical of your survival versus lion or bear but i suppose decks could be stacked but yeah i feel like there are a number of things you can do to fight a dog whos attacking you. go for the eyes man, works for people, works for dogs edit: lol worst fuckin snype 260 is the magic constant of the 8x8 magic square, also known as the Franklin square after Benjamin Franklin 260 is also the number of days in Tzolk'in, a Mayan calendar mediaphage fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 20:00
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The only thing that can stop a deadly dog is a zombie knife, so if the police ever question why you have one that's your reason.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:00
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Is there anything dogs hate the smell of? Just always lather yourself up in that whenever you go out. Or maybe get like a sealed pocket of it stitched under your skin so when the dogs jaws penetrate it they get the awful dog stopping smell right in their snout and gently caress off?
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Feb 18, 2024 20:09
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I'm not worried about dogs, I'm more concerned about ferrets. I've just been out for a walk, and came across an escaped ferret. Little poo poo bit the hell out of me when I picked it up. Had to walk home holding it behind the head in a deathgrip to stop it from having another chew. The little twat was practically red by the time I got it home.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:16
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If you pull some dogs front legs apart really far and fast it rips their rib cage open and causes massive damage to their organs apparently, that’s what someone told me once. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 18, 2024 20:16
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I thought you had to punch them in the nose
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Feb 18, 2024 20:17
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Be alert people, reports of ferret snatchers about.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:18
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If you lick a dog's balls it calms them down sorry, doesn't work on bitches there's no defense against them
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Feb 18, 2024 20:19
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Just throw the nearest baby at it.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:19
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Constructing a full body reverse muzzle, like that Turkish bloke who build a cage helmet to quit smoking.mediaphage posted:hey fucker 
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Feb 18, 2024 20:19
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Soylent Yellow posted:The little twat was practically red by the time I got it home. Ouch! It got you on the fanny??
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Feb 18, 2024 20:22
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Starbucks posted:I thought you had to punch them in the nose That's cobras.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:27
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Going to start getting my terrier on the disposable vapes because it seems like there's some right perverts about these days who want to do stuff to dogs and they have a natural right to defend themselves.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:33
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Phrakusca posted:Ouch! It got you on the fanny?? Got me pretty good on the hands. Here she is. Not sure if she was just scared or merely psychotic.  Also, here's a picture of my friendlier and definitely not psychotic ferrets. 
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Feb 18, 2024 20:39
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It's great how every essential service in our country now exists to funnel money into the pockets of shareholders as a reward for doing gently caress all.quote:Private firms that lease out trains for Britain’s railway have seen their profits treble in a year, with more than £400m paid in dividends, official figures show.  but on a train. trainotine
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Feb 18, 2024 20:47
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Soylent Yellow posted:Got me pretty good on the hands. Here she is. Not sure if she was just scared or merely psychotic. 
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Feb 18, 2024 20:47
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His Divine Shadow posted:There's a GBS UK thread too apparently and I looked into that one time, and by coincidence there was some guy there just making GBS threads all over Camrath, seemed to have a real beef with the guy and it just seemed to boil down to he thought he was too posh or something. I dunno what the point is, but that really got stuck in my mind after I read about his suicide and I couldn't help wonder what reading stuff like that about yourself would do if you were in a compromised mental state. This is an insanely lovely post btw. If someone is feeling suicidally depressed some rando internet post is not going to make a difference one way or the other. Don’t be a jackass e: I guess this isn’t super relevant but I ordered the goonfudge like 2-3 times and it was delicious
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Feb 18, 2024 20:55
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That's a recce or casing ferret.
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Feb 18, 2024 20:56
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Jakabite posted:If you pull some dogs front legs apart really far and fast it rips their rib cage open and causes massive damage to their organs apparently, that’s what someone told me once. thank you for sharing
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Feb 18, 2024 21:03
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It's actually how they achieved the effects for the dog transformation in The Thing
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Feb 18, 2024 21:06
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I think if you pulled a humans legs apart really far and fast they'd probably be in a bit of bother too
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Feb 18, 2024 21:06
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Jakabite posted:If you pull some dogs front legs apart really far and fast it rips their rib cage open and causes massive damage to their organs apparently, that’s what someone told me once. But can they look up?
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Feb 18, 2024 21:08
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Nenonen posted:If you lick a dog's balls it calms them down Would work against this bitch  Just Another Lurker posted:Generation X here and i had to go out and buy a loving ironing board last year because i'm going to a lot of funerals nowadays here in N.I. and i have to look somewhat presentable. Once she reached her 80s, every time I talked to Granny Sadie it was like "Big Maggie died of a heart attack last week" "D'you remember Gertie? They found her dead in bed this morning." and boy was it depressing. Also I grew much afraid of when her time would come and it sucks exactly as much as I expected, but at least when it's an auld doll in her mid 80s you know to expect it. Though this reminds me of one time in middle school the worst bully I ever had or even knew of made a comment about wearing my "knitted jumper from [your] granny" and I know in retrospect that's barely even an insult no matter how much scorn he poured on, but it was a final straw for some reason and as I burst into tears I said something about how I will wear it because my granny just died last week. Then I spent days absolutely petrified that the universe would in fact kill her as punishment for me uttering such blasphemy. But she outlived that incident by over 20 years, if she had coincidentally died of a heart attack the next day or something I would still be in a mental institute to this day.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:10
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Jakabite posted:If you pull some dogs front legs apart really far and fast it rips their rib cage open and causes massive damage to their organs apparently, that’s what someone told me once. yea i’ve been told that, also if you’re really stuck you can offer it up your wrist but actually put it as far into the dogs throat as possible to strangle it (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 18, 2024 21:10
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Escobarbarian posted:This is an insanely lovely post btw. If someone is feeling suicidally depressed some rando internet post is not going to make a difference one way or the other. Don’t be a jackass Personally, random internet posts have occasionally had a rather heavy impact on my mental health and this is a strange attitude to take.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:10
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Feb 18, 2024 21:11
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that reminds me i watched a bit of the film Predator last night and exactly how did this dreadlocked alien create such elaborate sculptures out of dismembered human bodies when the basis of its vision was a very crude heat map? i would think any jurisdiction would class that being as legally blind
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Feb 18, 2024 21:12
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Escobarbarian posted:This is an insanely lovely post btw. If someone is feeling suicidally depressed some rando internet post is not going to make a difference one way or the other. Don’t be a jackass I've already apologized and I wish I didn't make it the post.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:14
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crispix posted:that reminds me i watched a bit of the film Predator last night and exactly how did this dreadlocked alien create such elaborate sculptures out of dismembered human bodies when the basis of its vision was a very crude heat map? i would think any jurisdiction would class that being as legally blind They have different vision modes. Not sure what they all do other than they are different colours in the films.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:15
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crispix posted:that reminds me i watched a bit of the film Predator last night and exactly how did this dreadlocked alien create such elaborate sculptures out of dismembered human bodies when the basis of its vision was a very crude heat map? i would think any jurisdiction would class that being as legally blind DWP would disagree
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Feb 18, 2024 21:15
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Feb 18, 2024 21:21
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Starbucks posted:I thought you had to punch them in the nose That's sharks Try punching a dog in the nose and you're inviting it to amputate the entire fist
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Feb 18, 2024 21:22
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GBS terror agents are migrating over to our thread and bringing their heathen foreign feuds with them. it's time we sent the small posts back where they came from
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Feb 18, 2024 21:31
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I've heard the ripping by their limbs thing. The other common one is sticking a finger up their arse, BBC too prudish to give that advice I assume. Applies to both dogs and posting enemies
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Feb 18, 2024 21:33
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History Comes Inside! posted:DWP would disagree This is patently ridiculous. Any claim for Personal Independence Payment made by a Predator is going to be dismissed well before any consideration of medical fitness, as the Predator has no permission to enter or stay in the UK, and therefore has no recourse to public funds
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Feb 18, 2024 21:34
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well i'd like to be a fly on the wall in the job centre when they tell it that
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Feb 18, 2024 21:41
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fuctifino posted:I've just come across the full video of Reeves running away from genocide questions. A small snippet of the video went viral last week Infuriating. Also somewhat encouraging to a) see her being rightfully and persistently called out and b) absolutely eating poo poo with no recourse beyond piss weak ‘oh not constituent not answering’ and actual share zone style Just Leaving.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:41
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've already apologized and I wish I didn't make it the post. All good, I appreciate your further comments. OwlFancier posted:Personally, random internet posts have occasionally had a rather heavy impact on my mental health and this is a strange attitude to take. Sure, but I do not agree that they would be the difference between ending your life or not, and I think stating otherwise would be wildly dismissive and showing a direct misunderstanding of such a thing. anyway yall should not be giving VideoGames so many dog murder tips
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Feb 18, 2024 21:47
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Oh and since many people ITT have been talking about their lurking/posting experiences, I would like to thank the thread for reforming me from a centrist melt. Also I used to be a Housing Benefit/Council Tax Support claims processor (and more recently a programmer of computer systems for administration thereof), so if anybody needs any help or advice navigating that particular area of the hellish welfare state, please hit me up. I worked for the Citizens Advice Bureau as a debt advisor for a while too, but that was 15 years ago and I don't know whether my experience is still relevant 
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Feb 18, 2024 21:49
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Escobarbarian posted:Sure, but I do not agree that they would be the difference between ending your life or not, and I think stating otherwise would be wildly dismissive and showing a direct misunderstanding of such a thing. I would personally have thought it fairly uncontroversial that bullying can be a direct contributor to suicide. Certainly I would consider it to be the primary contributor to my difficulties with suicidal thoughts early in life and subsequently later in life as well. You could make an argument of magnitude between sustained hostility and momentary instances of unkindness, but the issue there is that what I experienced was consistent momentary unkindness from everyone around me, which builds an atmosphere of sustained hostility. The argument of magnitude is not an argument of kind. It's a very "no raindrop believes itself responsible for the flood" thing. I don't personally believe that if you diffuse responsibility thin enough then nobody is at fault. And I don't think that's how most people consistently view the world either. Certainly not in this thread where we frequently deal with issues of institutional cruelty diffused among countless invidiuals which culminate in the material worsening of people's lives. I don't think the prevailing attitude you will find is "well we can't hold anybody responsible because there's too many people involved" It should not surprise you to see that attitude applied interpersonally.
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