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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Ian is gonna take this one. Boy knows his hands are fabulous and he owns it.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Grey Cat posted:

Dank Jane all the way

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
Brendan: an honest newt in difficult times

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
I don’t need a tote bag or extra votes for my donation, ian can win this on his own

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Ian!
I like this newt's hands

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Brendan. I like his sunny yellow belly and his laid back personality

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth
You've really gotta hand it to Ian

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Brendan. He's handsome :3:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Let’s go Brendan!

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Dank Jane is the newt of my dreams

Barking Gecko
Apr 10, 2016

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Ian

RoboBoogie
Sep 18, 2008
Brendan!

Ulillinguist
Dec 17, 2011

It's not easy being 40C000
Parallaxing to the Xtreme
Ian :3:

sassypotassium
Jun 12, 2023

Never knew I had a thing for hands, you learn something every day. Hail Ian!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


HERE COME DAT NEWTS

O poo poo waddap!!

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Voting for Brendan, he's got the glow! Sho nuff!

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



Team Ian for life

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Brendan gets my vote, he's a down to earth guy and i think we can all appreciate his squishiness

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Brendan is a true newt of the people, being both mellow and yellow.

Flops
Mar 28, 2010

Look at all these lovely posts!
Dark Jane Rises Again: Revengeance

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Brendan.

He's the best boy. I love this boy.

E:
I went to the website and uh. That stretched .png of a donate button is giving me kinda weird vibes.

It seems like a good org but drat if I don't feel nervous these days about poo poo like this.

DicktheCat fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jan 8, 2024

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
jane is so cool and dank that lou reed wrote a song about her

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
DANK JANE

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DicktheCat posted:

Brendan.

He's the best boy. I love this boy.

E:
I went to the website and uh. That stretched .png of a donate button is giving me kinda weird vibes.

It seems like a good org but drat if I don't feel nervous these days about poo poo like this.

I get it. They have literally one full time employee and their website reflects that for sure. Thanks for clicking through and learning a bit about what they do though! By helping us create native habitats they've helped us bring all kinds of new species into our small forest.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I donated a few bucks through PayPal. If they drain my bank account so be it, my only wish is that they buy the newts a bunch of whatever newts like.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Literally A Person posted:

I get it. They have literally one full time employee and their website reflects that for sure. Thanks for clicking through and learning a bit about what they do though! By helping us create native habitats they've helped us bring all kinds of new species into our small forest.

just assure us it’s not a fund for your gold belly habit and we’ll donate

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Luvcow posted:

just assure us it’s not a fund for your gold belly habit and we’ll donate

Assurances all around.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Dial A For Awesome posted:

Brendan is a true newt of the people, being both mellow and yellow.

This guy gets it :hmmyes:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Jane burrowed her way in to my cold dank heart

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
Ian. He handles things!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I donated a few bucks through PayPal. If they drain my bank account so be it, my only wish is that they buy the newts a bunch of whatever newts like.

heroin, slim jims, and Sexy Newt NFTs :ohdear:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

heroin, slim jims, and Sexy Newt NFTs :ohdear:

They’re just like us :3:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
JUST A SHORT TIME LEFT TO VOTE BEFORE MONDAY'S NEWTS ARE POSTED! JUST A SHORT TIME TO MAKE SURE YOUR FAVORITE WINS!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They’re just like us :3:

lol

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

Luvcow posted:

just assure us it’s not a fund for your gold belly habit and we’ll donate

Some of those newts do seem to have gold bellies…

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
brendan has also beautiful hands, ian ain't got poo poo to stand out

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
WINNER FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 7TH:

:peanut:Brendan:peanut:





Results
Brendan: 11 votes!
Ian: 9 votes!
Jane: 6 votes :(




NEW NEWTS INCOMING! BE THE FIRST TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND HELP YOUR NEWT BE CROWNED THE FIRST WINNER OF THIS WEEK!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
YOUR MONDAY, JANUARY 8TH NEWTS!


Fern


Fern is a happy-go-lucky sort. He always sports a big smile and embraces each day with positivity and verve. Fern is one of those newts that is always trying to make people laugh. His genuinely warm attitude is a balm in these cold winter months


Crendall


Crendall is really REALLY into alternative medicine. Crystals, energy, supplements. All of it. In this picture we can see Crendall rolling around in these plants that he thinks extends his life and rejuvenates his skin. :rolleyes:


Claire


Claire is into method acting. She just got cast as a leaf in an off-broadway production of "Tree Stuff." She has been sitting there for hours just pretending to be a leaf. Just leafin' around. I tried talking to her but she wouldn't respond. She's in character.




Eli


Eli's favorite thing is being out-of-focus. He's pretty good at it but I was definitely skeptical when he said he wanted to participate in this pageant. Oh well, good luck Eli!





REMEMBER TO ALSO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR LAST WEEK'S NEWT OF THE WEEK YOUR FINALISTS ARE:

Monday Jan, 1st
Tiny-Butt

Tuesday Jan, 2nd
Grant

Wednesday Jan, 3rd
Chloe

Friday Jan, 5th
Tad

Sunday Jan, 7th
Brendan






VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!! MONDAYS MEAN YOU VOTE TWICE!! TWICE THE CHANCES FOR FUN!!! TWICE THE CHANCES FOR VOTING!! TWICE THE CHANCES FOR NEWTS!! MAKE SURE YOUR FAVORITES WIN!! VOTE NOW!! VOTING CLOSES WHEN NEW NEWTS ARE POSTED!!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
TEAM FERN

also can you post a collage of all the winners at some point thanks :)

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Brendan for Newt of the Week

Claire for today for being truly dedicated to her art.

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