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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Dijkstracula posted:

the drafthouse screened run lola run yesterday and folks that's a 90s-rear end movie that still holds up

Yeah it's really good. Fun, stylish and entertaining throughout.

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




sure okay posted:

The Ebert review of AI is one of the first of his I'd ever read and I came upon it shortly after my first watch. This has always stuck with me

I see movies like the Creator and I go, "That's just an advanced toaster." I would kick that kid like a Boston Dynamics robot, and really how can anyone claim the two are all that different?

It's also why I like Ex Machina quite a lot. That movie gets AI - how the average rube will get their lives changed (ruined) by it, but also how it's still just code with code bugs.

I really liked how balanced the ambiguity of Ava's personhood was. Even though I accepted her as a person by the end, there's still that "is she really?" question lingering.
AI on the other hand has no ambiguity. Haley Joel Osment is the POV character and he consistently acts like a human child. If you cut out the few scenes where we see he's not physically flesh and blood (like falling in the pool), you would have no reason to think he wasn't a human kid in an appalling situation. What kind of monster would kick little Haley Joel Osment?

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Quantum of Phallus posted:

probably not worth watching cos netflix will cancel it after 1 season :shrug:

Mega Comrade posted:

Three body problem is one of those books I just don't see making a good TV show.

yeah. Hard to adapt and I can't see netflix finishing it so I'll hold off for now unless I hear it is good and complete (which it won't be because of people like me holding off)

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Saw Dead or Alive with a group as a student. The ending was the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie.
We also watched Ichi the Killer. It sure was something.

I've long meant to get back to Miike movies as he's well regarded but there was some barf-worthy stuff in those two flicks

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Outpost22 posted:

Why not get weird with it? Palpatine back but now he's a good guy?!

And nobody believes him because he still has a monster face and spooky robe.
Unfortunate circumstances keep making it look like he did evil things when in fact he saved the day and he gets attacked as he tries to explain what really happened.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Arc Hammer posted:


I also can't remember the name but a movie that was very obviously an inspiration for Until Dawn was on a Best of the Worst episode. About a vengeful guy who invites his former friends to an isolated ski lodge so he can start killing them.
Iced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScgaYFvuBFM

Also has Silent Night Deadly Night 2. Good episode

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




They brought Stewart's Professor X back after Logan? Lame af

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Cubone posted:

I know the 2011 Thing has seen some minor reevaluation, from people trying to look at it without the baggage of the practical effects being buried and living in the shadow of a superior film. like there's definitely been some "well, I liked it :shobon:"s thrown out there

but, even as a big practical effects fan... like, I never got around to seeing Harbinger Down, either, because I heard it stank. practical effects are cool, but they're not more important than the movie being good


Yeah absolutely. We weren't denied a masterpiece because of executive meddling, at best the prequel would have been a mediocre flick with cool practical effects.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Finally saw Barbie. It was fun and entertaining. Did not expect to see Rob Brydon appear as Sugar Daddy Ken.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Bummed that the independent cinema near me that I really liked closed the other year. There's a fundraiser trying to get it reopened but it's pretty far from its target

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I always check my phone's on silent in the cinema even though I've never taken it off silent in the last decade

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Lister posted:

Because in that zoolander clip, will ferrell's bottom row of teeth are very visibly crooked and ugly. When part of an actor's job is to be looked at, ugly teeth are distracting and uncomfortable to see.

Bad opinion, doubly so when it's a comedy about the modelling industry.

E: too mean, let's all get along

bitterandtwisted fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jan 28, 2024

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Still can't believe EEaaO won last year. I mean I liked it, but a wacky action comedy with an extended butt plug scene is not normal oscar material.
Until the mawkish last act that dragged on way too long. That's more like it.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





I recognise the thing but no longer clap. I tire of the thing.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




dr_rat posted:

Although as someone -I think a page or two ago- mentioned, dark universe could of worked too if they weren't trying to make it all 300 million dollar marvel'esq action type poo poo. Series of vaguely connected smaller budget horror films by writers/directors who like the old movies/genre, could of worked well. They just got greedy.

Yeah. The Invisible Man was excellent and a big financial success. You could do the whole dark universe for less than the cost of the Mummy.

Not that I think they should. Shared universes are small universes. Plus you get tone inconsistencies; a Jekyll film could be great in the same style as Invisible Man, but a Frankenstein with no camp elements sounds unappealing. Let things stand alone.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Gutcruncher posted:

lol it’s like everything the Avatar remake’s showrunner says to promote the show just makes it sound like he couldn’t understand a children’s cartoon from 20 years ago

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1753223319644442722?s=46&t=nGLHvHjFd0Mgr2TKVx4enQ

“What if instead of Aang being a little kid and wasting time on side activities as a way to run away from his big scary responsibilities he just nuts the gently caress up immediately?? That’s interesting and in line with Aangs journey, right!? Watch my show please!”

Ang running away from his big scary responsibilities was the whole reason he got frozen for 100 years and the world went to poo poo.

also
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1752095969506635999

Character growth is "iffy".

My animes!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Non Compos Mentis posted:

there has to be a dr doolittle that is extremely racist, it seems like that kind of story

the 60s musical from what I've heard

e: oh and on the subject of that lawsuit:

Inceltown posted:

People really need to see what they submitted



bitterandtwisted fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Feb 7, 2024

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




The first one was decent, except the baby subplot was so stupid.
We know the monsters have been on earth more than 9 months. Was the pregnancy by choice? Was one or both parents a religious fundamentalist who wouldn't consider abortion? What if the baby cries and they have to choose between killing it or everyone dying? So much you could do with that but instead the resolution is just "a mattress over the trapdoor". Apparently that wasn't an option before.

I saw the sequel, don't recall much about it. A prequel might be a cool as a spectacle.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




JediTalentAgent posted:

Has there been a worst pilot? Like you watch the pilot, then you watch the series, and it feels like you got a bait-and-switch with what you were promised vs what you got?

(Some rear end in a top hat in the 60s watching the original Trek pilot, getting pissed off at the whole new cast when the series goes to air.)

Stargate.
Maybe not the worst, but definitely the least representative of the rest of the show, what with the full frontal nudity and alien worm rape.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




JP but members of an exclusive fine dining society are bringing back long extinct creatures to eat and invite our group of protagonists to sample the delights. Third act twist: you were eating hominids

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





Looks like a fun creature horror. The whistling spider motif made me chuckle.
I should rewatch Arachnophobia, not seen it in years

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




the TOS music kicks rear end, especially the fight theme tune.
As much as I love the later TNG seasons, I did not love the sonic wallpaper score.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Frank Frank posted:

The same movie shot 4x from slightly different perspectives hell yeah

Beatles Rashomon

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




more chance of a good hungry hungry hippos movie than a Ringo biopic

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Presto posted:

I watched the Len Kabasinki-recommended movie 'Raw Force' on Tubi. What a film. The ending fell a little flat, but it might be the best bad movie I've ever seen. Kung Fu, cannibal monks, guy with a Hitler mustache, Cameron Mitchell, and gratuitous nudity.

And apparently they were going to make it into a cinematic universe because it ends on a "To be continued" screen. Oh what could've been. :(

Yeah it's a really fun flick.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




kalel posted:

I think the big misstep of the MCU was having any kind of definitive ending at all. it gave people an out to stop caring about the endless deluge. then covid killed theaters for a bit and it really became a past era of the zeitgeist in audiences' minds. instead of giving people a satisfying conclusion, they should have strung everyone along with nonsense for another decade and a half

I was tired of the MCU long before Infinity War/Endgame and the promise of a conclusion to the series was the only thing that kept me watching these movies as long as I did.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




AARD VARKMAN posted:

effortlessly changing the subject, I'm down to the last 10 episodes of DS9 and golly that was a terrible Vic Fontaine episode with the gangsters

The casino heist one? I thought it was fun :shobon:

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




oh rip xjakk :(

I really don't like when the thread becomes hostile

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




yeah if you're reading this dude, take care

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Molothecat posted:

xjakk seemed like a good dude and def didn't deserve that bizarrely hostile reception

Yeah he was always an inoffensive presence and I hope he's ok.
His videos didn't look appealing to me but, y'know, scrolling past them took less effort than rage posting about them.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




reissues used to be common, it was home media that killed them. I saw most of the Disney classics in cinema before they were on VHS.
Disney was super reluctant to release them on VHS, thinking it would reduce their "brand prestige", until they discovered how much money it made so they released them all plus straight to VHS shovelware sequels.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
It was exactly the level of stupid, gory and goofy I was hoping for.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Oompa Loompa doopa dee dethlab

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I usually go to one of two indie cinemas near me and almost never get annoyed by other viewers. Going to the imax at the local chain cinema for Dunc 2 at opening weekend. Not sure how wise this decision will turn out to be.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Saw Dune. I liked it a lot and would recommend.

It's a very good looking film and I'm glad I saw it on imax. The Harkonen planet was striking, though the millitary parade in pseudo-black and white evoked WW2 in a way that felt a bit on the nose.
A couple other moments took me out just a little. One has Paul march menacingly toward the camera in robes and hood looking very Episode 3 Anakin. The other was where Stilgar says "only the true messiah denies his divinity". There was laughter at that, and it's meant to be funny, but it was like it was daring the audience to shout Monty Python quotes at the screen.
Fortunately the audience was fine. Packed room, chain cinema, opening weekend, and nobody was annoying.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




That DICK! posted:

trying to remember a film, a bunch of aliens coming down to earth to have a good time, they get trapped under a bunch of popcorn and they decide they have to eat their way out, and it was all black and white except for one of the aliens who had a red spacesuit

Schindler's list

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Sunk Dunk posted:

I started going through all of the Star Trek stuff a while back. I got through TOS and TOS TAS which I mostly enjoyed. I then got to the movies. They are....OK, but god some of them are a slog, mostly past Wrath of Khan. I might just skip the movies and go straight to TNG

2, 4 and 6 are good.
1 is good if you're like Mike and me and enjoy boring trek.
3 is not bad.
5 is bad, but endearingly so.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Shrek 4 was ok

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Corman's 97. Hope they're sticking to the original 2 day production schedule.

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




That's a drat fine lineup

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