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Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S HELLWORLD TIME

Oh god I actually sorta remember this series of strips. I think this is the introduction of Onk? The gyre is widening! The center cannot hold!

You and Me Both, Fulton, Minus The Working Part

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 17:24

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 22:07

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

Okay, this gimmick could be a lot of fun.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bold new way to kick off the new year.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 17:53

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I'm not gonna lie, the intro recap bit about Home Free had me loving dying and this just continues to prove that point.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 20:35

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

thisusedyet posted:

I'm more worried about Brooke McEldowney. Imagine the gamacious maw of the hellbeast an AI trained on that would unleash

The sexiest vore beast who knows gently caress and all about computers just gave birth to twin girls and named them Delete and Keyboard Kid.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 06:05

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

While Our Heroes Argue About Quasi-Slavery I'm Gonna Go Listen To The Offspring

cronch

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 01:30

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hel posted:

So I know the US is a lawless wasteland, but isn't this still a DUI? I thought the thing with a learners permit is that you still have someone next to you as the "normal" driver who's responsible.

Pffft, it's not like Ed needs to know law or anything.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 20:21

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Never Wire Your House Like This Unless It'll Let You Date A Hologram That Looks Like Katey Segal

The All-Singing, All-Dancing Wrap Of The World

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 01:27

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

riderchop posted:

For Better or For Worse

Somewhere off in the cold distance, the river smiles and dreams of summer floods.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 13:20

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I Don't Like Any Of Where This Contemporary Story Could Be Going

Not The Best Pun To Make Considering How Chat GPT Is

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 00:58

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Julet Esqu posted:

Speaking as a person who frequently wishes violence on the characters in the comics I post, we like to be dramatic in here.

I will riot if Keith Maryworth ends up happy by any metric and I will drag you all down with me. [nods]

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 04:49

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Please Just Stick To Posting Bodacious Wolf rear end I Cannot Emphasize How Little This Comic Needs To Turn Into Safe Havens Considering Where It's Already At

Not Bad, Could've Done Without The Punchline

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 22:27

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Nothing Like A Healthy Dose Of Formative Trauma To Help A Kid Learn "Don't Do That"

(please do not take that seriously. I believe in letting children make mistakes and learn from them, it's intrinsic to growing up and learning. I mostly mean in circumstances where the learning experience is more important than the consequences of the mistake. I would not legitimately wish almost being killed and eaten on a child as a learning experience. Unless it's Calvin. That six year old's got moxie and a tiger on his side, he clearly deserves eve-[dragged offstage by a public relations agent])

HOORAY, NO THREAT TO THE STATUS QUO WHATSOEVER! GOD FORBID ANYTHING HAPPEN OR CHANGE! OUR MILLION YEAR EMPIRE WILL LAST FOREVER!

Alright Fine You Got Me, This Was Well Constructed

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 17:28

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

PREGNANT

just get the gently caress out of here man. you coulda had "sweet coral-line". what are you even doing here.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 18:43

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

LOL. LMAO.

Why has the artist made this dead pig look like noble upstanding LPer and man-about-town Slowbeef.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:40

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

[my brain every single time I see S.E.C. in the context of this asinine gardening sport] Securities & Exchange Commission What The Hell?

I need to never see them using their tongues from this point on.

DO NOT FIND A loving ALIEN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DO SOMETHING INADVISABLE BUT CATHARTIC

Would Love To See The Jury Box On This

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 01:47

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hwurmp posted:

tired: touch grass
wired: touch bats

Inspired: touch bugs.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 05:46

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Samovar posted:

God-drat that art nouveau dress style combined with literal mirroring in both the panels and the strip. Delicious!

She's so sinister and I'm so gay.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 18:54

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

"I Could Murder This Child If I Had To So He Gets Extra Candy"

Drive It Like You Invented It

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 00:39

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Yeah a grilled PBJ is hella good because it's just a heated PBJ. You get the fun of the bread being toasted from the grill and it rubs off on the jelly and peanut butter and makes 'em sweeter and softer. Good as hell.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 04:16

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hwurmp posted:

how runny do the PB and the J get if you grill with them already in place

Depends on the heat, how much pressure is put on the sandwich and how much you put on the sandwich but generally you make a PBJ and then toast each side or like panini-style it. It's not gonna be so messy you can't clean it up. It's worth it.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 04:52

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

LvK posted:

I want to recognize that you made a way funnier joke introducing this panel than the panel made itself.

Also good edit.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 05:41

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Of Ghostmases and gently caress-All

"Your Slaves May Be Similarly Infected."

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 00:42

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Green Intern posted:

There is a literal witch at this wedding, and yet we get this dingdong causing problems instead.

To her credit she hasn't been drinking.

Futurama Did This Joke So Much Better

kind of a milf. reblog.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 01:49

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

God drat Flash that is a good fit.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 19:03

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

thaaaaat's politics.

Dear Liza, Dear Liza

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 04:41

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

LOVE MY WIFE-TO-BE AND OUR loving SYMBOLIC LOG

My Kid Could Crap One Of These Out

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 16:15

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Here Comes Gothy!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:02

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I Am Increasingly Remembering This Arc

Pooch Cafe

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 18:53

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

DARKNESS

IMPRISONING ME

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 21:23

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I Didn't Feel This Way Before But I Feel This Way Now Due To How. Time. And Politics. And Things. Have Happened Since This Arc Was Written. But This Entire Arc Feels Like Asking The Bold Question "What If Epstein Sent A Body Double To Prison". Cuz I Cannot Think Of An Adequate Parallel Due To How This All Shakes Out And The Scope Of What R.L. Does, And Maybe That's Just My Broken-rear end 2024 Brain At Work, But Jesus Talk About Having Your Cake And Eating It Too (Derogatory).

Really Just Wearing The Far Side On Your Sleeve Today Huh

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 16:32

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Powered Descent posted:

Flash Gordon

Man I love the fashion that's going on, really good job with the colors and shapes and styles. Also all of them having medals.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:54

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Technowolf posted:

So the 'S' is for scarecrow?

The "S" is for sucks.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 01:22

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Free Market Solutions

a shameful popeye

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 00:50

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Ten Thousand Years of Racist Discrimination

Take The Jizz-Wailer, Leave The Cannoli

Vox Valentine fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jan 17, 2024

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 23:18

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Julet Esqu posted:

The hell is that raccoon doing

His best.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 01:26

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Alhazred posted:

So they helped a dangerous criminal avoid justice because it server their financial interests. Somehow they're still the good guys.

Listen, did they help a notorious serial murderer lie low while also doing bare minimum due diligence to keep future victims safe from him while also letting him make a mockery of the justice system by letting his double die behind bars? Yes. Is the industrialized rapacious murder company now being headed by a substantially more ruthless strategist who wants to commit genocide on her own species because she's a race-faking traitor? Also yes.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 13:20

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Post-Crimble Fuckaround

Bringing Your Child To The Investment Meeting To Psych Out The Others

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 13:44

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Darthemed posted:

Retail

There's a nonzero chance that due to the release of this strip and Feuti actually knowing some hobby junk, Donny's meant to be talking about the game Malifaux.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 00:18

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

No, you guys, you see?? Gunther is the one who is the bestest boyfriendiest boyfriend ever and Bets is the one who can't live without her horrible addiction to liking things she likes! See????*

YOU SEE GIRLS WITH THEIR OWN JOBS AND INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME

*Also she's been completely disconnected from social media and doing exclusively things he likes for a while now. He's the one who's dull as dogshit