caleb posted:

Nussy, nussy, nussy, marijuana.
Nussy, nussy, nussy.

emSparkly posted:

Remember when Lil Pump did a song for trump and immediately went from being one of the most streamed rappers of the year to an absolute nobody?

wikipedia posted:

Gazzy Fabio Garcia[6][7] (born August 17, 2000), known professionally as Lil Pump, is an American rapper. He rose to prominence as part of the SoundCloud rap scene in the late 2010s, gaining distinction for his minimalist music and rambunctious public persona. Born and raised in Miami, Florida, he garnered mainstream attention following the release of his 2017 single "Gucci Gang," which peaked at number three on the US Billboard Hot 100 and preceded his eponymous debut studio album in October of that year.

"Gucci Gang," despite being panned by critics and audiences, was certified quintuple platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA),[8] while the album of which it preceded peaked at number three on the US Billboard 200. In the following two years, he saw continued success with his singles "I Love It" (with Kanye West featuring Adele Givens), "Esskeetit", "Drug Addicts", "Butterfly Doors", "Be Like Me" (featuring Lil Wayne), and "Welcome to the Party" (with Diplo and French Montana featuring Zhavia Ward) for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack.[9][10] His second studio album, Harverd Dropout (2019) peaked at number seven on the Billboard 200. His third studio album, Lil Pump 2 (2023) was released to generally favorable reviews despite failing to chart in any known territory.

Serious_Cyclone posted:

If anything I think the biggest threat to emerge from the Trump era is the GOP, having demonstrated beyond any reasonable doubt that they will throw the country into dictatorship the very second they have the leverage to do it, and there are essentially zero elements of the GOP that would put up any resistance. At least for myself, the "it won't happen here" mentality was based on a belief that the two parties are uninterested in rocking the boat enough to upset the power dynamic they already benefit from. It's clear to me now that the GOP is looking to flip this bitch over and tip us all into the water.

Not a lot we can do about it, other than to acknowledge it. Which US society still completely sucks at.

MrMojok posted:

Put me down for Two Hundred Twenty-Six Million of your American dollars

Toxic Mental posted:

Mod challenge time

Person who guesses closest without going over Trump's fine for his NYC civil trial with the RACIST IG Letitia James gets a gift cert.

People who is closest while going over gets a special one-of-a-kind handmade 6er image courtesy of me.

Serious_Cyclone posted:

proof that Ron Desantis does literally everything with wincing contempt

Escape From Noise posted:

No kidding. This is him apparently preparing food at the Iowa state fair.

Roundup Ready posted:

Only kinda slightly related, but my absolute unit of a goldfish died early today. Related only because we got him during Fetterman's Senate race, and named fish after him. RIP John Fetterman the fish. You'll be missed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745286856466423910

PainterofCrap posted:

I use the hand scanner and take nothing out of my cart. Self-checkout owns.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1745545371047055486?s=20

https://twitter.com/AlfredSpellman/status/1745453316514197880?s=20

Sumatra_7 posted:

Little late, but this thread goes fast. Why get the dictionary banned? Is a true believer or is it some dickbag who thinks it’s funny?

emSparkly posted:

I think the thing is that the local elections are going poo poo for the Rs because there are more Trump voters than Republican voters, if that makes sense. Like, most Trump freaks probably could care less about realpolitik and just want orange man in the white house because he says what they think.

tl;dr more R votes will come in the general election than midterms because Trump is on the ticket himself.

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745824700117176633

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1745879281404715224?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Batterypowered7 posted:

Desanshits is 45, though.

kazil posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1746324957859115174?s=20

If he passes away before the election

redshirt posted:

Just a few more weeks till Trump gets to hate on a new judge. The scariest judge of them all.

redshirt posted:

Not sure if I read it here or on WaPo, but exit polls indicate 60% of caucus voters last night don't think Biden won legitimately in 2020.

Which is a sobering number if anywhere close to accurate.

Karma Comedian posted:

Must be a slow lol day this thread is getting lovely

Aramis posted:

Big semi-perfect cell energy here.

Aramis posted:

Quick and dirty, and came out a lot more sinister than expected, possibly unfairly so, but here you go:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

Oscar Wild posted:

WHY BONER NOW posted:

My former boss married a catholic girl and had to take classes before they could have a catholic wedding. One of the thought experiments was "if you crashed your car into a river and there was only time to save one person, would it be your kid or your wife"

The answer was to save the wife, so you could continue making babies

Catastrophe posted:

YOU! I wanna take you to a mistrial!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Further proof the most dangerous place for kids is not with drag queens but with evangelicals

https://twitter.com/antifaoperative/status/1748035494640828443?s=20

quote:

BLACKWELL — A Blackwell church pastor and his wife are behind bars on allegations of child abuse and kidnapping.

Blackwell police arrested Keith Holt, 58, and Candi Holt, 53, Tuesday at their home in the 700 block of west Blackwell Ave.

Police report that at the beginning of the year, the Department of Human Services notified police of a couple who had left several children alone while they went to Arkansas.

DHS officials began an investigation and reportedly learned that the family, consisting of eight children, moved from Arkansas to Blackwell eight months ago. DHS reportedly received several referrals with concerns about what was going on in the house with the kids.

On Jan. 14 police and DHS went to the residence to check the welfare of the children and the Holts refused to open the door. Official returned to the residence on Jan. 15 and experienced the same outcome. On Jan. 16 DHS workers and Lt. Cory Ingram went to the address and this time the parents answered the door and let DHS and Lt. Ingram into the residence.

After a short investigation at the house Lt. Ingram had enough probable cause to arrest the Holts on child abuse allegations.

Police report that during the investigation it came to light that Keith Holt, who identified himself as the Lead Pastor at the House of Prayer Church in Blackwell, had been abusing several of the children in his home by beating them with a wooden board sometimes up 40 times per beating and also locking them in the bathroom for several days without food and water as punishment. The children were also reportedly beat with a belt.

Officials report that this was common practices inside the house.

Sources at the church say that Holt has been filling in for pastor John Jack who is ill.

All of the children were taken into custody and will be forensically interviewed.

Police report that it is a very large and complex child abuse case that could possibly have up to eight victims who have been abused for an unknown amount of time. This case is still on going at this time.

The Holts were transported to the Kay County Detention Center this afternoon.

Keith Holt is being held on child abuse, kidnapping, and child neglect allegations while Candi Holt is being held on enabling child abuse, kidnapping, and child neglect.

The probable cause affidavit is being submitted to the district attorney office for review. Other charges are possible as the investigation continues. Anyone with information about this case is asked to contact the the Blackwell Police Department.

rotinaj posted:

All other things aside, that is a doughy and immature looking 58, god drat

Pikavangelist posted:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I know it’s been said before but he HAS to be trolling

quote:

Eric Deters, candidate for Kentucky governor, pleads guilty to charges connected to chasing nephew in truck

COVINGTON, Ky. — Eric Deters, a candidate for Kentucky governor, pleaded guilty to three misdemeanor charges after police said he chased down his nephew and sent harassing messages to his sister-in-law.

In a release, the Kenton County Attorney's Office said Deters entered guilty pleas for one count of menacing and two counts of harassing communications. Court documents claim Deters chased down his nephew at Sugar Ridge Farm in October 2022.

The nephew told police he drove to the farm, owned by his father Jeremy Deters, to hunt and saw his uncle in his truck at the end of the driveway. He flipped Deters off, leading to Deters chasing him "down the paved driveway, through the Sugar Ridge Farm, across the fields, back onto Green Road near the cemetery, and returning to the gravel parking lot of the farm," court documents say.

Deters pleaded guilty to the menacing charge related to the chase after the presentation of evidence.

The harassing communications charges are connected to a voicemail and text messages Deters left for his nephew's mother. In one 47-second voicemail, Deters used slurs against the LGBTQ+ community to refer to his nephew and brother. He also threatened to beat the nephew up.

"Uncle Eric doesn't f*****g play," Deters said in the voicemail. "I don't play."

Deters was sentenced to 90 days in jail for each count, adding up to 270 days. The sentence was conditionally discharged for the next two years.

"The Kenton County Attorney’s Office is dedicated to seeking justice on behalf of victims who are wronged by criminal acts, regardless of who the perpetrator is. Mr. Deters’ conduct in this case was inappropriate and criminal under Kentucky law. We are pleased that justice was served today for the victims involved," said Drew Harris, chief prosecutor of the Kenton County Attorney's Office.

Deters is one of several candidates — including Daniel Cameron, Kelly Craft and Ryan Quarles — running in the Republican primary. According to WCPO partner LINKnky, he said the pleas "do not affect any way, shape or form my ability to run for governor."

quote:

Deters has raised almost $778,475 as of 15 days before the election, almost all of it loaned by himself. He touts the support of national Trump-supporting groups like Born to Ride for 45 and Bikers For Trump in his campaign materials. Deters has spent a signficant amount of money organizing and putting on Freedom Fests around the state — the main event drew thousands to his Northern Kentucky farm. He has argued that spending money on high-dollar conservative guests at his Freedom Fest rallies, which have included conservative stars like Trump’s sons, Dinesh D’Souza and Candace Owens, do not qualify as campaign expenses.

rotinaj posted:

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/22/1226129926/nh-primary-biden-ai-robocall

gonna be a great year

Stink Billyums posted:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

PA is its own thing because its slowly going bluer because of various stuff. but yeah good.

also https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1749871573295624485

gently caress OK.