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Nov 23, 2009



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https://i.imgur.com/DnxcyS8.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/bkRRe9u.mp4




https://i.imgur.com/xgd2oB9.mp4

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Nov 23, 2009


Vampire Panties posted:

Dubya and his dad were probably the least racist Republican presidents ever. I'm sure the Bushes dropped the n-bomb, but they weren't campaigning on welfare queens or immigrant rapists.

Bush Sr defined political dog whistles

https://www.vox.com/2018/12/1/18121221/george-hw-bush-willie-horton-dog-whistle-politics

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Nov 23, 2009


Seth Pecksniff posted:

This is why you don't go on national television without being adequately prepped. The questions are obvious and you can rehearse canned answers to them

Also helps to have a helicopter running near by to mask how truly stupid you are.

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Nov 23, 2009


Toxic Mental posted:

:siren: Mod challenge time :siren:

Person who guesses closest without going over Trump's fine for his NYC civil trial with the RACIST IG Letitia James gets a gift cert.

People who is closest while going over gets a special one-of-a-kind handmade 6er image courtesy of me.

One dollar, Bob.

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Nov 23, 2009


Silly Burrito posted:

Two dollars, Bob.

You bastard.

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Nov 23, 2009


Do you think Trump did accordion hands while he was yelling at the judge?

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Nov 23, 2009


ded posted:

does he only do accordion hands while standing?

No, he did accordion hands at his tiny table.

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Nov 23, 2009



The judge should have brought Trump in, and given him 10 guesses as to what his wife or wife's mother's name is.

There is a 0% chance Trump knows what his mother-in-law's name is.

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Nov 23, 2009



e: wrong thread


e2: TRUMP!

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Nov 23, 2009


kazil posted:



He must be really worried about losing his SCOTUS cases

Has he tried buying Thomas and Roberts each a boat?

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Nov 23, 2009


nine-gear crow posted:

America: the world's #1 necrocracy!

Don't blame me, i voted for the gerontocrats.

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Nov 23, 2009


Strong Sauce posted:

oh wow so he just kept random pieces of paper? paper that didn't contain anything important? oh well i guess he's free to go!

He didn't keep all of it, he gave some to his friends too. His friends gave him different paper back.

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Nov 23, 2009


Joe Tacopina quit.

Lin Wood disbarred in Colorado.

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Nov 23, 2009


Every time trump describes his dementia test it gets funnier.

Soon it is going to be telling the difference between a person, a woman, a man, a camera, and a TV

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Nov 23, 2009


Just let him go off and lie a bunch under oath.

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Nov 23, 2009


kazil posted:

place isn't really packed

Imagine leaving your house to listen to this.

Like getting all ready driving to an arena, parking, waiting in line, listening to Macho Man on repeat for an hour because he's late, just to see his brain poo poo itself in person.

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Nov 23, 2009



Maybe Clime is the name of the foreign dignity.

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Nov 23, 2009


Buce posted:

better yet, imagine giving your life for this shitstain lol

And all just "to own the libs"

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Nov 23, 2009


Accipiter posted:

That was Howard Dean.

The sausage guy?

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Nov 23, 2009


Duck and Cover posted:

YOU loving IGNORANT PIECE OF poo poo THAT IS JIMMY DEAN HOLY loving CHRIST HOW COULD YOU BE THIS DUMB.

It’s my first day.

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Nov 23, 2009


Constitutional crisis in an election year, cool cool.

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Nov 23, 2009


Coolguye posted:

texas has been pulling this performative bullshit for years, including when trump was in office. all the courts have basically told them "you are welcome to try to back up this noise with action i suppose but remember what happened last time someone tried that."

Ignoring supreme court rulings seems like an escalation.

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Nov 23, 2009


NoiseAnnoys posted:

are we sure it wasn't an egg timer?

:drat:

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Nov 23, 2009


Rod Hoofhearted posted:

:lmao: ROFL :what:

That’s, uh, some pretty serious defamation if none of it is true.

Do you really think Trump is the type of person to defame someone?

Where is he right now, let's ask him.

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Nov 23, 2009


This might have been funnier in my head.

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Nov 23, 2009


big nipples big life posted:

only death will shut him up.

I'm not even 100% sure of that even.

they're going to do AI generated holographic Trump rallies after he dies.

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Nov 23, 2009


The verdict is that Trump left the court room this morning because he pooped himself.

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Nov 23, 2009


At least in prison he can make sangria in the terlet

‘Course it’s shank or be shanked.

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Nov 23, 2009


Frank Frank posted:

What in the actual gently caress is Jorp on about here?

opiates, benzos and whiskey.

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Nov 23, 2009


nine-gear crow posted:

I really hope Biden just tells Trump to shut the gently caress up live on air during a debate. That would rule.

I really doubt Trump's handlers would let him near a debate right now.

Dude's brain is so far gone he's likely going to start using the N-word pretty soon.

Both N-words.

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Nov 23, 2009


CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean with how the lobbying system works I don’t see what being president would actually do for a corporation

why would a corporation want that demotion?

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Nov 23, 2009


Chief McHeath posted:

fresh off his meeting with Putin, Tucker Carlson will be named party chair of the RNC

Unless he asks a question wrong and accidentally falls out of a window.

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Nov 23, 2009


1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

I tried to imagine Trump wearing a bow tie, but my brain wouldn't let me



Of the two closest people to him in this photo, one is now dead and the other has cancer. really makes u think

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Nov 23, 2009


big nipples big life posted:

I love this photo because you can really tell that whoever dressed him hates his loving guts lmao

Also his hair is so poorly done you can clearly imagine what he would look like without the combover.

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Nov 23, 2009


cr0y posted:

So serious talk,

I honestly can't remember what was going on with the border while Trump was in office. I know crossings were down but did that have anything to do with what him and the Republicans were actually doing in the executive and i Congress or was that just due to the fact that they were down because of global affairs?

tldr: I know t0rmp didn't secure the border but I'd like a solid set of facts to back that up

They were separating families at the border and lost a bunch of kids they ripped from their parents

There was a new caravan every time Trump had to distract from something.

Also there was that group that scammed a bunch of money to build their own wall and then never did

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Nov 23, 2009


Summary for those not listening to the supreme court arguments:

Trump's side: big stretch
Justices: oof

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Nov 23, 2009


How is something this loving dumb allowed to take up time at the highest court in the country.

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Nov 23, 2009


Our Soros bonus checks better be huge this month.

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Nov 23, 2009


My brain if i was in a voting booth in that district:

"Write in George Santos, it'll be funny"

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