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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




He's on the list multiple times over

Hell he's on record saying Jeff is his best friend ever

How do these people just blatantly deny clear reality?

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Lmao

Did we manifest the "all protestors are paid by Soros" memes into existence?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

The Biden “I did that” gas stickers have started coming back in my blood red area and boy do they get peeled off a whole lot faster than they did before

Being that Gas was never once 2.30 a gallon under Trump and was 2.49 when I filled up tonight, they are utterly full of poo poo

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Escape From Noise posted:

Lol. Great headline for Dear Leader.


Beginning to think that this Peggy Grande character may not be so bright.



Peggy Grande

A Very Real Person (tm)

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Holy poo poo

What can you actually charge Trump with? He continuously does this "not touching you" poo poo while his insane minions do the work.

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jan 8, 2024

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Just write off Florida at this point: it's loving Gilead

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Sydney Bottocks posted:

It's especially funny because IIRC, the vast majority of people in FL who use vote-by-mail are elderly snowbirds, who do so because it's easier for them than having to get up and around and go to the polls on Election Day.

These are also the people who make up the majority of the GOP's base in FL.

(source: lived in FL for a few years)

I was thinking this

This seems way morely likely to screw over their own geriatric base.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



kazil posted:

He's going to be a felon by the election

^this

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao Impeachment trial?

The gently caress are they even talking about

There wasn't even a discussion or investigation: they just went "Lol Nah"

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving what drugs and math are you on







Where is the factory in Brazil that keeps making these

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




He's going to lose his poo poo at this

Like Biden directly calling him a loser is going to lead to primo lols

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Biden engaged in Insurrection?

Uhhhh, how?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/antitoxicpeople/status/1744466717164876083?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Dunno how serious this is but look at that Dick Tracy rear end villain.

Seems pretty legit to me

Lmao can Stone actually go to jail in 2024?

That would be hilarious

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Gas has dropped enormously, inflation is cooling, abortion remains the self imposed albatross along with anti-trans poo poo, the GOP continues to crusade against weed and porn and contraception in 2024...

What issue is a winning issue for the GOP?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dementropy posted:

Much like some people look back at the amazing guests interviewed by Brinkley, Cavett, Russert, and others, 2024 will have Mr. Turd and Tucker.



THAT'S what he looks like now?

Low rent Kenny Rogers?

Also lmao Tucker so desperate for an audience that he is interviewing Trump Reply Guys

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Escape From Noise posted:

Uhoh! This guy is breaking the case wide open!


Ah yes, the legal expertise of KanokoatheGreat on XXX.cum

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



jokes posted:

it's actually that boomers as a generation are a death cult that believe and hope that the world ends with them

It's loving this^

American Boomers and a good number of Xers were told they are the last generation before Jesus comes back constantly during the Cold War, now oh wow they believe it and want the world to end before they die, so they can see the not themselves suffer from their gated community in the sky.

Death Cult

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



mazzi Chart Czar posted:

South Park's Eric Cartmen was the answer to: how do we get 'All in Family's' Archie bunker on television again.

Television always had this right-wing bent to all of its programming. But if anybody brought it up, they would be called crazy.

It's kind of the nice thing about the internet. Things are more stark.

Cartmen went from being utterly repulsive to "The writers have climbed into their own assholes and made this guy their comedic racist mysoginist mouthpiece"

Don't even get me started on Stan's bullshit "both sides" speeches in later seasons

gently caress Matt and Trey, utterly dumbfuck liberterians

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



ComfyPants posted:

Some of you may want to up your bids lol



LMAO

oh God Yes

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Karma Comedian posted:

South Park sucks

It always did too

Like it's the laziest punch down humor ever, all while telling the audience how smart and edgy they are for laughing at it

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



LifeSunDeath posted:

goddamn this guy is literally cartman

Oh I've thought this for loving years

Hell I think the show groomed chuds to vote for someone "real" like Cartmen/ Trump

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving :lol:



Countdown till this fails

I'm pretty sure "openly assaulting the Capitol to as you stated "murder congress" and you get shot there after being REPEATEDLY warned by Secret Service is in fact a crime.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I mean they largely have. There are two major differences that set Qanon apart from its numerous predecessors in American culture:
1. There is no explicit call to action, generally. If anything, there is a call to complacency. "Trust the plan." "The Storm is coming."
2. The addition of Donald Trump as a messianic figure alongside - or instead of - Jesus Christ.

It's what makes it a different beast from the initial Satanic Panic, the John Birchers, the Puritans, etc. The basic story beats and tropes are otherwise identical, but that stuff is new.

You would think after 8 loving years of literally nothing happening Qanon would fall apart, but hey American Evangelicalism has been grifting these same dumbfucks for like what 100+ loving years?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Nooner posted:

Read a kind of interesting article yesterday that most TRUMP Evangelicals aren't really even involved in church and are more like the "well I believe in God and am SpIrItUaL" , but being Christian is part of the trifecta (including white and straight) of being the MOST UNFAIRLY TREATED AND PERSECUTED personality traits so obviously they gotta identify with that which seemed pretty spot on

That's just being a BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN

it's a con artist religion, see all the scumbags that become BORN AGAIN for the instant free victim points

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Nooner posted:

Read a kind of interesting article yesterday that most TRUMP Evangelicals aren't really even involved in church and are more like the "well I believe in God and am SpIrItUaL" , but being Christian is part of the trifecta (including white and straight) of being the MOST UNFAIRLY TREATED AND PERSECUTED personality traits so obviously they gotta identify with that which seemed pretty spot on

Lmao at being so God drat fragile that even if you are the most heavily favored and biased for group in the country, and you still feel it's not enough

Just go gently caress yourselves

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




He's so loving wierd

Where the gently caress did complaining about planes even come from

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



kazil posted:

There's a Desantis town hall going on apparently
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1744872406122897555


Lmao that Ron Defuckface is being terrorized by his party's own cultists freaks

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Lmao

These people are loving gullible

Like holy gently caress, giving the internet to olds was such a mistake

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao that Ron is actually doing a diversity quota

I'm sure his totally not insane racist base will have opinions about this

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Does Ron actually think he has a chance at even winning the primary at this point?

He's like universally hated

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

Wait loving WHAT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Sedgr posted:

Shocking that Trump's accusations of Biden doing illegal deals with China was projection.

Lmao if there is legit evidence of him bring bribed by China

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Good thing we don't let that fuckwit interpret the Constitution then huh Donny

Also motherfucker aren't your parents from Germany?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao Johnson was like purestrain crazy too

Sounds like the GOP will be happy with no Speaker and have no intention of governing ever

Who could have predicted that

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Wii Spawn Camper posted:

:sickos:

As much as I don’t like the amount of time wasted by the GOP’s dumbshit speaker shenanigans, Johnson is a piece of poo poo and deserves to be booted.

Let him pass the CR first and then get the boot

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



explosivo posted:

What the gently caress is this committee supposed to be about, exactly?

How Hunter took bribe money from a Chinese billionare to see his huge hog

...oh wait no, That's Trump's most recent subpeona, silly me

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Sad :hmbol:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dapper_Swindler posted:

have to fresh funnies
first it looks like manic pixi nightmare karen is gonna get crushed because she didnt realize how unpopular she was.
https://twitter.com/mattholt33/status/1745140294729757077


second.

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1745129031769731391

Ah so the Hunter Hearing is going super well then!

So glad we are taking this time to watch the GOP self immolate again, and not pass budgets, while threatening to remove the one guy who might want to do that.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



LuckyCat posted:

Tbh Texas is a blue state that is really cool both in terms of people and the varying landscapes which are beautiful. The issue is gerrymandering, voter suppression, and systemic inequality that comes from the oligarchical christofacist politicians with ties to oil.

Also, I am like 99.99% sure Texas GOP openly cheats, same with Florida

They are always accusing every other state of widespread voter fraud, just assume at this point the accusation is a direct confession.

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Hollismason posted:

Lmao thay they're going to motion to vacate Mike Johnson after he passes the budget.

That's the best and funniest option so LMAO please do that, with a what, 1 seat majority? :getin:

In a presidential election year?

:hmbol:

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