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The Rabbi T. White posted:just absolute mush inside that head. He got the finest brain from his dad, just the best. Nobody ever got brain so good from their father like Trump did.
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Jan 6, 2024 19:20
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:Setting it to airplane mode and not telling him would probably work just fine. Tell him he can only have a charger once a year as well so he really saves up his vitriol before he realizes he can't post. He'll poo poo his pants in rage. Actually, he'll probably just poo poo his pants anyways because he's Trump, but whatever.
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Jan 6, 2024 19:24
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I hope someone plays that in front of SCOTUS during the oral arguments for kicking Trump off the ballots.
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Jan 6, 2024 20:41
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Stoatbringer posted:“Help! Trump’s trying to overthrow the government!” "But he signed these othe-" "Nope sorry, he didn't sign them all so nothing we can do about it, let's never talk of this again!"
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Jan 6, 2024 21:16
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Lmao 3 years in and my dumb rear end is still finding new things to laugh at. Happy Idiot Insurrection Day, everyone!
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Jan 6, 2024 21:46
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Lifespan posted:Who? Buddy, you're not gonna believe this, but remember that failed steak and water salesman from the 80's and 90's? Have I got a story for you...
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Jan 7, 2024 04:31
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Escape From Noise posted:I guess he has a Trump doll now. I hope they're happy. I hope he parks his car somewhere and someone steals that doll out of it, only to toss it in the local dumpster after they realize what it is. It'd be a perfect encapsulation of the life of "TRUMP".
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Jan 8, 2024 17:57
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Jelly posted:My 401K feeds into this thread Whoa, look at this poster investing a whole $0.35 USD into this thread! my bad I was looking at my 401(k), sorry
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Jan 8, 2024 20:43
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TulliusCicero posted:Biden engaged in Insurrection? I get the distinct feeling that 'ol poo poo-fer-brains there doesn't know what an insurrection is but knows it's something bad that we shouldn't do, like be racist or kill people. Don't know why we don't do it, we just don't!
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Jan 8, 2024 22:12
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Batterypowered7 posted:I thought he was being transphobic and saying that if your average shmuck can give an athlete a "run for her money" then that's all the more reason for anti-trans laws, because we have to stop tens of thousands of cis male athletes from slapping on a wig and winning all the medals. It's all of the above. Matt Walt is the lining of permanently-caked on poo poo at the bottom of a septic tank.
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Jan 9, 2024 17:35
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LifeSunDeath posted:how it feels to have another lovely election season looming Should've taken the car to the car wash to get that giant smear of poo poo off the hood.
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Jan 9, 2024 17:47
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I was going to say $225M but with Trump giving his own closing defense I'm gonna up that to $350M after he manages to piss off every single person in the courtroom with unending blathering and racism.
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Jan 9, 2024 23:52
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kazil posted:There's a Desantis town hall going on apparently What were they chanting? I genuinely appreciated them trying to spare us from seeing Go-go-boots-Ron’s ugly as hell face.
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Jan 10, 2024 01:39
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Ugh the GOP kicking Weird Mike to the curb would be the first thing they’ve ever done that I genuinely like. Now I feel disgusting.
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Jan 10, 2024 05:28
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Trump is mad about winning, and not winning. He’s just mad as hell all the time.
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Jan 10, 2024 14:29
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1745106682705768548 Republicans being genuinely malicious and laughing at a victim who doesn't want to sit in the same room and listen to the hateful falsehoods and drivel of a congresswoman who posted revenge porn of said victim is a real condemnation of that entire loving party and their ideals. It's a shame that most of the American public will have no idea that this went down thanks to Newsmax and Fox just lying about poo poo, but whatever.
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Jan 10, 2024 17:18
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Crockett berating the Republicans made my morning that much better. I wish more people could/would just scream at the GOP when they're grandstanding, but the GOP does a drat good job of hiding behind decorum rules and keeping their public speeches trimmed of any conflicting viewpoints.
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Jan 10, 2024 17:27
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MrQwerty posted:sounds like he's about 5 minutes from getting swatted by one of his colleagues Here's hoping it's Marge since she's specifically stupid enough to do it, and there's a good chance that, if caught, someone will be able to also pin the pipe bombs at the Capitol on her (which she absolutely completely did, no question in my mind).
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Jan 10, 2024 17:51
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I don’t blame Judge Engoron for it, imagine having to listen to that rear end in a top hat blab on about how perfect he is for two or more hours, while trying to parse out what’s actually relevant to the trial.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:02
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mystes posted:They should just agree that trump can give the closing argument but engoron gets to listen to music on his earphones and play candy crush while trump does that That, or just point a dead camera at Trump and tell him he’s live on TV, then let him rant and rave until he tires out while everyone else just heads home.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:09
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mystes posted:Also I don't know how this poo poo works but imagine that closing arguments have got to be less important with a judge whose job it is to keep track of all the arguments anyway than a jury that's going to go with the last persuasive argument they heard and forget everything else I’d imagine it would be time to get in front of the judge and ask for forgiveness and leniency in the case of monetary damages, etc. Trump, however, is incapable of admitting he’s wrong so in the worst case he’d just rant about the election, cheating or whatever and in the best case (for us) he’d attack Engoron directly and call him a leftist shill to his face, resulting in an even larger fine. In the case of your client being a narcissistic moron with a middle-school education and a god complex fed by idiot cultists, it’s probably for the best for them.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:23
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Hollismason posted:The dems will absolutely vote to vacate him. He's going to pass thay budget and then he's out the door What'd be funnier is if the Dems realize that Weird Mike doesn't have the votes within the GOP to stick around, and they agree to vote present to watch the GOP crater themselves with zero input from the other side.
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Jan 10, 2024 20:14
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Oh gods if we could have Weird Mike kicked to the curb by the end of this week it'd be three GOP speakers come and gone within 370 days.
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Jan 10, 2024 20:30
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118th Congress is the most dysfunctional since the civil loving war lmao
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Jan 10, 2024 20:49
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Coolguye posted:at what point can they hold MTG in contempt because seriously MTG is like a lovely toddler screaming and drawing on the walls of Congress while the adults in the room all ignore her in hopes that someone else will shut her up. It's amazing with how "manly" the GOP presents itself as, none of them have the guts to just tell her to shut the gently caress up. Seriously never seen a bigger batch of wusses than the current GOP congressional lineup. They're being bullied by an idiot failed steak salesman that hosed up his shot at the presidency so bad that it made Georgia go for the dems and he ended up with 90-something criminal indictments and a new corruption story every day. Trump is irrelevant and should just be mocked by the GOP, but they poo poo themselves at the thought of getting on the other end of his social media posts. They're all just massive, huge wimps and I bet anyone in this thread could make a GOP house member piss their pants by just raising a fist at them.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:07
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TulliusCicero posted:Comer is pathetic Someone put a jack-in-the-box toy in front of Comer and see if he shits his pants.
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Jan 10, 2024 22:11
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Dapper_Swindler posted:so you ever see marketing for a video game or movie, where they go way way over the top with the marketing and make like tie in songs and podcasts and poo poo and hype the poo poo out of it, then it comes out and its meh at best. yeah thats rons desantis and his wife is todd howard or Peter Molyneux or Glen Schofield. What I'm getting from this is that Ron Desantis is Star Citizen and I think that's a pretty solid Edit: I'm bad at grammar, what can I say?
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Jan 10, 2024 22:54
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Grey Cat posted:Thank god he's only dropping from the race and not from space. What's the equivalent of "Rods from God" when the rod isn't a rod made of tungsten but is a massive sack of poo poo instead?
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Jan 10, 2024 23:24
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Ringo Star Get posted:MTG: “Is Hunter here? Where’s his hog then? The sweaty, meaty hog of his? Did he take it with him without cranking it in front of me, er, us?” I really wish someone would say “your obsession with Hunter’s nude photos creeps him out and he will not be your friend or lover” to Marge. Just call it what it is, she’s an obsessed stalker and creep who is infatuated, like an internet stalker taking pictures of a victim’s house.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:04
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Hollismason posted:They're making closing arguments tomorrow but no telling when for judgement. Judge Engoron probably has his mind already made up but will have to delay it a while to make it look like he took the horse poo poo flying out of Trump’s lawyers mouths somewhat seriously. I’ll bet Monday or Tuesday of next week at the earliest.
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Jan 11, 2024 00:25
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It’s pretty hilarious that Donnie doesn’t realize that getting money for nothing would’ve been a better lie than “I abused the office of the presidency to do personal favors and got paid for it”.
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Jan 11, 2024 13:42
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Trump people calling in bomb threats? Say it ain't so!
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Jan 11, 2024 15:23
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crusty posted:Am I the only goddamned one who doesn't know what this is from? It's from 20 years ago, don't feel bad We're old here and live in our glory days (just like Trump who still thinks he's in sixth grade). Edit: Beaten above but yeah, here's the Goldmine front page article: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/judohobo-its-new/
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Jan 11, 2024 16:27
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explosivo posted:Lol "alllllright that's enough" Trump was gonna crank his own rear end in a top hat to 11 but Engoron shut him down before he passed 6. Sad!
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Jan 11, 2024 19:05
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Marge's face when new Hunter Biden nudes are dropped.
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Jan 11, 2024 19:13
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Yes, Trump absolutely had something to do with it. Without a doubt. Like, not even worthy of being a question.
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Jan 11, 2024 19:18
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Hollismason posted:Okay I say the judge makes a ruling tomorrow Yeah I originally thought Monday (Tuesday because I forgot it's a holiday) but with the bomb threats I can see Engoron going full-throttle in ripping Trump's org in half because holy gently caress why on earth would you tell your pet cretins to make bomb threats to your judge?
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Jan 11, 2024 20:25
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BigglesSWE posted:I guess the higher ups at Fox has gotten a bit more conscious about not opening up for legal slam dunks. I get the distinct feeling that a new code of conduct was established the morning of Tucker's firing because they drat well knew they'd be left open for heinous lawsuits going forward. Which, to quote Donald Glover, "good".
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Jan 11, 2024 22:14
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Miami-Dade School Board Thief I really, truly believe that the IRS and any oversight agencies should be compelled to audit anyone who preaches religion in a publicly-controlled governmental setting, be it school boards, city councils, state governments, or any other elected position. These people are all dirty as balls and are absolutely cheating on taxes or are somehow screwing taxpayers out of funding. People who do this poo poo are compensating for a guilty conscience at best or are trying to muddy the waters and claim they’re morally good people if/when they’re caught at worst.
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Jan 11, 2024 23:22
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Aramis posted:Ken Bone truly was the perfect representation of dumbass undecided voters. Almost every stereotype wrapped into a single person. Ken Bone was good for one thing and that was a quick reference for foreign folks on why the USA is so hosed-up politically. "See this dumbass? Unfortunately for us, he votes." Lots of sage nodding from the Europeans when they watched that dipshit grab the mic.
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Jan 12, 2024 20:54
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