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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1744189707846574084

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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Praying we get the Cleveland streamer
Also peep Saturday night... :regd10:

EDIT:
https://x.com/nfl/status/1744213684543791507?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jan 8, 2024

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen

Done & done. :tipshat:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
News:
https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1744348304509399352?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

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Now is the time for the Commanders to rise to the topthird in the NFCE.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
Honestly I find it refreshing that he was honest about that. We want our team's players to sacrifice everything to win but if his future employment & income is tied into performance & health, it's entirely natural for folks to start making business decisions on the field.

It's almost as if having non-guaranteed contracts has something to do with this…

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
So uhhhh… did Black Monday go without any other firings besides Smith & Riveria?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen

elime anning posted:

apparent black monday plot twist: instead of belichick getting fired, he’s staying on, and josh mcdaniels is back baby awooooouu (shithead howl)

There's some rumors that McDaniels will be back but as HC (:gonk:). Vrabel is another rumor (:geno:). A part of me wants Jarod Mayo to get it but that's because I want more black head coaches in the league.

Black Lighter posted:

I wonder if there's some drama behind the scenes where Kraft wants to present the whole thing as a mutual parting of the ways and Belichick's like 'No, you gotta fire me, bitch'. Because that feels like it would be totally in-character for him.

Belichick is still under contract (as he was clear to point out in his press conference yesterday) so my theory is Kraft is seeing who wants to trade for Bill. Why fire him when you could get a draft pick or some other compensation from another team?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
Brady dinked & dunked his way to his first 3 Super Bowls.

Mahomes is just getting ahead of the curve.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
Yeah it's Instagram and it's Bill Simmons but this has me actually :ohdear:
Belichick to Atlanta?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
News:
https://x.com/RomeovilleKid/status/1744736807236026402?s=20

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Cocaine can cause a respiratory illness if you snort enough of it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen

Black Lighter posted:

I love how we're so far in denial that we can't even say Covid anymore

Covid's cured! It's no worse than the common cold! :pseudo:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

Cthulu Carl posted:

News: Andrew Catalon just reminded me via commercial that the Super Bowl will also be telecast on Nickelodeon this year.

Views: :hellyeah: gimme those Super Bowl Slime Cannons

This is the important news I come to TFF for.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
So Carolina needs both a HC and a GM?


If only there was somebody that had a 4-13 record this season that would likely be available…

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
News:
https://x.com/nfltrade_rumors/status/1745108052372500510?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

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Probably keeping Fields too.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

mllaneza posted:

Quick poll! Which was worse, 28-3 or 18-1 ?

18-1 was worse for Patriots fans.

28-3 was worse for Patriots haters.

I believe there's more haters than fans so take that information as you will.

Falcons haters (mainly NFCS fans) loved 28-3.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

I'm honestly shocked at this.

(Come back to New England, Pete. :v:)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
News:
https://x.com/richarddeitsch/status/1745130739748765878?s=20

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We'll see Rodgers back on the show in October as it will technically be next season.

Funny enough I was at the gym this morning and kinda saw this (TV was on mute).

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Honestly surprised the Patriots didn't work some kind of trade of Bill for some draft picks.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

D-LINK posted:

TFF boys are all about stats until stats counter dumb narratives

Jokes on you I vote entirely on V I B E S.
https://i.imgur.com/D23afOy.mp4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
Gonna laugh when Tua outperforms Mahomes in Arrowhead.

Not like I can watch it since it will be a Peacock exclusive until I :filez: it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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BlindSite posted:

Listen to you all besmirching the King's English.

For shame.

Learn to use a u as well. Colour.

The whole point of fighting the Brits for independence is to get rid of "u".

Now I'm thinking how the Brits still emphasize the 1st "u" in "aluminum" to give it 5 syllables. :chloe:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
News:
https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1745800729757966447?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

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:hellyeah:
Hoping Antonio Pierce also gets to keep his job in Las Vegas. Lord knows the NFL could use more black head coaches in their ranks.


Comedy headline option:
"Hold the Mayo."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Watching Get Up this morning while having my coffee and they're making the argument that Mayo got to see how losing was in New England, which the other coordinators didn't experience before taking head coaching positions elsewhere.

Will Mayo suck his first year? The possibility is almost certain. New England is now in rebuild mode and Mayo has the opportunity to be kind of bad in 2024 while learning the ropes. Miami & Buffalo will rule the AFCE for the time being*.

If anything I'm just happy we didn't have to be subject to the blatant dog & pony show of interviews teams do to comply with the Rooney Rule. The fact that there's so few black head coaches in the NFL is :crossarms: at the owners.


*Sorry Jets, you dug your own grave with A. A. Ron.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

Probably Magic posted:

What was the name of that QB that got kicked out of the league that he relentlessly simped for? It was really weird and was my first exposure to him back in the day.

Colin Kaepernick.


:lmao: hell no his hate of Kaep was on another level

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
Birds of a feather, Jeff & Jason seem to be...

:thunk:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
I wish Mayo the best so that more black head coaches are hired.

May the Patriots compete for 2nd in the AFCE the rest of Kraft's life (yet somehow miss the playoffs).

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
So apparently Mayo had it in his contract to be the next HC for New England? Rumor is that to keep Mayo from leaving a couple years ago they included wording in his new contract as incentive.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
You can get a replacement dick for $1k.




…right?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
They'll cancel & move the game as soon as the stadium sells out (tickets are non-refundable).

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
From r/KansasCityChiefs:

"I think I got everything I need for the game."

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
:lmao: Moving Bills/Steelers instead of Dolphins/Chiefs.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's snowing in Portland. I'm going to go throw the football around with my three year old. Guess he's tougher than any Steeler, especially fake tough guy TJ Watt.


Fritha was kind of curious to see what the snow is like.

https://i.imgur.com/3PixU2B.mp4
Put a helmet & pads on her and she'll run over opponent's d-line.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen

Folks watching their breath visible as they curse Kadarius Toney.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Bip Roberts posted:

If you lick the football do you think your tongue will stick to it

Either way I wouldn't leave a football near any moose

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen

My batteries may not make it to stream the Dolphins/Chiefs game tonight…

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
News:
Had my evening wings order cancelled by the restaurant.

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Good I didn't need them since I'd need to stream a :filez: Peacock feed using my iPhone since the power went out.

:negative:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
I wonder if companies can track illegal streams & still use it for statistics like that.

I recall HBO admitting Game of Thrones was one of the most pirated shows at the time, but now I can't remember if they counted that metric towards their final numbers.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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News:
:lmao: NFC East.

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We're on to the divisional round!

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