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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I have no personal qualm against sports betting or any other gambling, but, yes, the ads are completely inescapable. It isn't even just during sports. You can't even listen to the traffic and weather news radio station without hearing about some way to gamble.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Adun posted:

Ban all gambling advertising except for ads run by Native American casinos because I mean, they’re owed.

No tribal gaming anywhere near where I live so I'm good to go here

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I remember like 20 years ago when Ben Roethlisberger was a rookie, he literally went to the same my brother and his friends went to. In a ridiculous yellow Hummer.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Relentlessboredomm posted:

yea if you win a natty it buys you an extra two seasons even if you're busy trying to gently caress the wives of all the people you report to

If James Franklin wins Penn State a national championship, he can basically declare himself coach for life.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Relentlessboredomm posted:

for the sake of future children i hope penn state never gets itself into another coach for life situation

Luckily our defensive coordinators are not trying to be defensive coordinator for life because no one will hire them away because of his "taking his charity too seriously."

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The only stat line that I don't like is that YAC shouldn't count towards a QB's passing yards!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Throwing it so that your WR can catch it in stride and keep running is something good QBs do.

But the QB didn't have much to do when he dumped it off to a running back behind the line who breaks it for 40 yards after a sick juke

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Joey Freshwater posted:

Huh who knew it was that easy after all these years of friction between the schools and the NCAA.


Maybe they don’t know. You should tell them

It kinda is?

The matter is that some of the schools aren't happy some of the time, but not everyone all of the time.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


As a proponent of the NCFL, I'm as excited as a Soviet soldier riding a tank into Berlin, although with way less looting and none of the sex crimes.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


In all seriousness, the final phase began when the Pac 12 was destroyed. Once that happened, it was inevitable that we were moving to the P2. I actually expected it to happen in the next two or three years when FSU was snubbed and Georgia hemorrhaged players. The ACC was terminally ill and the P2 was going to want to be able to lock players to contracts.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Adun posted:

The media money will lead, not follow. The next move will be media partners asking why they’re paying the same amount for Vandy and Alabama football games. They’ll continue to push for consolidation and creating a closed competition at the top because they’ll get a lot more bang for their buck

I think they'll be able to make the argument that the top teams need punching bags to pad out the schedules, especially if the schism slams the door on Akron, Florida International, and Mercer as options.

It isn't like media partners keep asking why the Pittsburgh Pirates are there taking up space.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ches Neckbeard posted:

There's 120+ D1 programs. No way the money is going to flow enough to keep the fun G5 upset teams in the mix. The Vandy's may survive, but that's a lot of punching bags to keep afloat.

No, those teams are already dead. The Titanic has already hit the iceberg and Vandy and Northwestern aren't just in a lifeboat. They're in one that has been lowered into water. If you're in the ACC or Big 12, you're about to start fist fighting on the deck because you counted how many seats are left.

The rest are trapped behind the immigration control doors that keeps third class below decks and the lights just went out.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Adun posted:

Vandy is alive only so long as conferences exist in their current form. Even the power 2 only exist as long as the biggest programs and media partners are happy to subsidize the bottom tier teams

But every league has bottom feeders. Besides, once they're decoupled from "Northwestern players have to, you know, go to Northwestern" they just become "the college team in Chicago." Northwestern may not stay Northwestern.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Edward Mass posted:

Does Chicago make a dent in College Football viewership? Does New York City? The answer is no. Remember this?

That's not what I was saying at all. I'm saying that Northwestern, as an example, won't be "Northwestern" with the issues and difficulties that "Northwestern" has.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Penn State has only gone 6-6 once ever, so that seems like something to not worry about

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


C. Everett Koop posted:

rooting for koach kliffy k to take over for maximum comedy

He's already heading to whatever they're going to call the Commanders

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I want to know how you arrive at $436,485 for something.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Gonna guess that he was buying the family a house.

I'm always tickled when I see non rounded numbers alongside clearly rounded numbers. Like when you see $23,467 as the price of a car on the Price is Right followed by a commercial for $23,500. It makes the real number look fictional.

PostNouveau posted:

I hope Recruit 10 sees this and realizes he's getting screwed

Maybe recruit 10 is a back up center at Kent State or something!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Sometimes I remember how Penn State used to have lots of typically not good Italian guys because obviously that happened

Like:
Drew Astorino
Gino Capone
Paul Cianciolo
Chris Colasanti
Mike Gasparato
Angelo Mangiro
Chris Mauriello
Anthony Morelli
Tony Scirrotto
Matt Zanellato

But because it was Pennsylvania, you had to have a lot of guys with names with lots of extra letters and Zs too

Lee Kuzemchak
Mike Pawlikowski
Andrew Szczerba
Stefen Wisniewski
Zack Zeglinski
J.R. Zwierzynski

I did not include Paul Posluszny because he was too obvious to include and is the ultimate in "Pittsburgh area guy with incredibly Polish name."

Sash! fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Feb 7, 2024

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


LeeMajors posted:

lol I used to play baseball with his older brother. I know him as “annoying little kid yelling and throwing poo poo all over the dugout.”

I think Joe also played at PSU as a walk on.

He did. I had to look him up. Linebacker that saw the field in 24 games and recorded 12 tackles.

Paul was a backup QB, so that name got buried in my memory.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


drat Dirty Ape posted:

Don’t forget the Irish players like Frank O’Harris

He counted as Italian when he played for the Steelers though

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I took the rational choice to only fix the names and colors of things as I play them.

My only real issues are that there's no good teams in a given season and the rankings are seemingly nonsense. I just finished a season last night where the national title game was between my undefeated team and 7-5 #3 UMass. They'd knocked off 8-4 #2 Minnesota. I've never seen an undefeated team and 1 loss teams are rare.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Declan MacManus posted:

sorry hope you enjoy paying $12.99 a month so you can see #12 smu get fuckin ethered by #5 penn state at 4 pm on a thursday exclusively on fox sports

Hey, an improvement over the general assumption that Penn State is going to perpetually be the #12 team that staggers into the playoffs year in and year out

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


drat Dirty Ape posted:

This coal thing kind of reminds me of Pittsburgh and all the “Steel City” stuff.

Pittsburgh still produces a lot of steel at multiple mills and has one of the last six fully integrated mills in the US. Even with reduced production, there's still a lot of steel flying around doing other things. There's at least three plants that I can think of that process slabs produced in Ohio into sheet products, a few treatment lines, and two companies that make shapes.

And that's just from plants that I drive past when I'm back home.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Rectal Placenta posted:

I think the question is how you can make steel with no carbon in it when it's required to be in the alloy to actually make it steel

Yeah, the diagram seems a little over simplified. It seems like an EAF that's being fed pellets, but the diagram only would produce iron? And how are you extracting impurities without a high carbonate material for them to bind to?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


My 360 finally died a couple of months ago and I decided to retire from video games.

Then yesterday my wife gave me a modded 360 that can run College Football Revamped (which I'd never heard of?). So I'm just going to continue being a weird old man stuck in the past, like those guys who play competitive electric football in hotel conference rooms.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


In the old days, NCAA Football was last year's Madden. Everything I've ever read was that the NCAA team was much smaller and that this arrangement meant that the team had the advantage of the system being more refined than it had been at Madden release. They could then direct resources at further refinements rather than the heavier modifications Madden was making year by year to keep that generation Madden running.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I haven't played Madden in at least six years.

It was Christmas and my then 11 year old nephew was like "Uncle Sash will you play Madden with me." I was up 14-0 after two plays before I remembered that I'm obligated by adult law to hold back.

Now I just do that "maybe later" thing instead of "yes I'm up 35-0 in the first quarter, you're old enough to drive so deal with it."

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Air Force, Memphis, UCF, and Ole Miss became juggernauts in my dynasty

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Like 15 years ago, Indiana "hosted" Penn State at FedEx Field. It was a more a Penn State home game by any possible interpretation beyond who wore the color jersey.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I feel like the QB Eagles guys playing QB at Texas will be outnumbered a 100 to 1 by the "ha I'm in a video game" guys on the offensive line at Akron anyhow

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Dango Bango posted:

"Generic white guy" is amorphous enough to get away with it. It's not like they had heights, weights, hometowns, etc. that made it clear who it was supposed to be.

Having just set up a dynasty yesterday, there were only like six heads to pick from

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Adun posted:

That’s New York’s schtick

The van Wyck
The LIE
The BQE
The Cross Bronx
The cross island
The FDR
The west side highway (ok that one is pretty reasonable)
The Henry Hudson

That's because most of them either overlay roads that had those names or entered service before the interstate system existed. The Van Wyck Expressway replaced the Van Wyck Boulevard. It opened in 1950 and wasn't assigned Interstate 678 until 1965. The Long Island Expressway wasn't Interstate 495 until 1984 and is technically only one segment that was built in the mid 1950s. The BQE was built in the 1930s.

And so on. It isn't really unique to the New York area. It is common for pre-Interstate highways to retain their old names in the Northeast and Mid Atlantic. Like the Pennsylvania Turnpike instead of I-76.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


LeeMajors posted:

I may have* mixed it up with another city

*almost certainly

It was indeed Baltimore

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



I've seen a bunch of players posting an I'M IN THE GAME image on Instagram, which is just hilariously quaint to my eyes

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I've never cared for jalapenos. Although I'm not really much of a fan of Mexican food in the first place.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


harperdc posted:

.Sash went to Penn State, that feels like it’s pretty far away from “Mexican food gourmet”

Actually I know a Penn State person at work, I should ask them too.

Putting aside the fast food places, I can only think of one Mexican place in State College when I was there and it definitely wasn't actual Mexican food either. There were a decent number of "Honduran Tex Mex" restaurants around Pittsburgh. I know it wasn't good, per se, but even after adjusting for variants and quality, a better quality version of it still wouldn't really do it for me.

If I want spicy food, I make a beeline to Indian. Maybe Thai, but not very often.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Fifty Three posted:

State College isn't exactly Mexican food mecca but also, other cities... exist??

There are like half a dozen great Mexican restaurants in Pittsburgh just off the top of my head

I've lived in DC for almost 15 years and the general consensus is there is no Mexican food in DC. If I'm traveling in the US, it tends to other places in the East that aren't exactly hotspots of the cuisine (like New York).

Cthulu Carl posted:

I'd say Sash really is the Mid-Atlantic Cotton Hill, but I can't remember if Cotton ever expressed an opinion on Mexican or even Tex Mex food

I have not killed fiddy men or ordered a Mai Tai from a random Laotian man, but you're not really that far off I guess.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


a neat cape posted:

We need to get you out here to southern California, buddy

I stayed at the Beverly Hills Hotel, rented a convertible, saw a wildfire, ate the most overrated fast food hamburger in the history of the universe, and almost got hit by a car while drunk in Solvang so I feel like I got the general experience without having to buy an ugly modern stucco box bolted to a future landslide.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


a neat cape posted:

Come to San Diego. I will treat you well. We will go to the Midway.

My spare car key is on a REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT keychain that says USS Midway on the back. I have no idea how I got it, because I definitely have never been to San Diego.

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