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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

laserghost posted:

DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
06-30-2020 by Phiz Kalifa
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Blanking that article was the funniest thing Lowtax ever did

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

crusty posted:

Whatever happened to dad gay, I missed all that

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

died following complications from back surgery, unfortunately

I don't know whether that's true, but after getting banned from SA for frequent angry drunken ranting at posters and minorities, he was (perma?) banned, and joined the most famous lolcow-discussing forum (which I won't name here). He has met with mixed responses dissing SA in his posts there, but can be as racist as he likes (and he does like).

I hope he found help for his alcohol problem, became humbled enough for it to work, and has stopped crashing vans while under the influence of alcohol, drugs or air dusters.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jan 11, 2024

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

laserghost posted:

DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
06-30-2020 by Phiz Kalifa
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Phiz got a job after writing that article :shrug:

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

DGSW was a huge part of the worst, most toxic, gamergate-addled GBS years, and while he could be genuinely funny he could as easy be just another spiteful poo poo thrower

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he did not die from complications from back surgery. that was a rumour people made up about former PYF mod ScootsMagoo

he does however suck absolute poo poo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



crispix posted:

had a go on the big dildo last night and today's farts all sounded like someone else's

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Rawr posted:

AHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Sadly the new forums code makes it wrap around instead of making a frame much wider than the screens available at the time.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Lmao

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Sometimes it just be like that.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Very unfortunately I cannot remember the post BUT it was so good I bet somebody else can....

Someone started a GBS thread with a theme of koans about posting/goons

Immediately like the second response was this incredible post that was truly amazing

I suck and can't recall it tho, help

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Spinz posted:

Very unfortunately I cannot remember the post BUT it was so good I bet somebody else can....

Someone started a GBS thread with a theme of koans about posting/goons

Immediately like the second response was this incredible post that was truly amazing

I suck and can't recall it tho, help

This?
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3872251

Devils Affricate posted:

The man who does not post for fear of probation, has already banned himself

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Kirk posted:

i cant

Kirk posted:

i need a moment here

Kirk posted:

i don't even, i can't begin to

like

its

someone help me i dont know where to start

enjoy, if possible not while eating: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=42391#post399433340

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
There was a funny haiku thread by Dave_Indeed I think (meow we're talking avatar). He was a lovely hostile poster I think but was hilarious.

I don't remember his haiku but it was something like:

My dog farted and fled
The dog made me take the blame
I will put him down

*huge high res pic of a beautiful tree*

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016


At first I thought you meant to not be eating because the laughter would make you spit out your food but that is not what you meant at all

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

:tipshat:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
So you work from home, op?

IRT the lady that masturbated a mentally disabled man.

it's been years

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

"They'll be sorry. They'll all be sorry." - Lowtax

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I think so, thank you!

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er
Still remember the "why is this flyer pink? :iiam:" thread lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I often find I want to use :iiam: elsewhere, but nobody would get the billion year old reference

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

I often find I want to use :iiam: elsewhere, but nobody would get the billion year old reference

been sticking that sucker in dark corners for decades now and not once has it been appreciated

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I like it even though I have no idea what it's referencing. It may even be better that way, given what SA history is like.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
remember must love horses? that was pretty funny

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
paraphrasing because I can't find it

in response to someone asking what the appeal of Funko Pops! are

quote:

You put them in your cubicle so you're not the saddest thing there

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

quote:

in hostipal lost fingat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

credburn posted:

paraphrasing because I can't find it

in response to someone asking what the appeal of Funko Pops! are

Lol

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008



I thought that joke was good :shrug:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

rear end-penny posted:



I thought that joke was good :shrug:

jfc lol

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I NEED THE 3D0 TO DOWNLOAD FOR A PROGECT IM WORKING ON

DONT ASK WHAT THE PROJECT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO SOMEBODY GIVE ME THE 3D0 FILEZ DO DOWNLOAD NOW OR SHOW ME WHERE AND MAYEB CACTUS FRANKIE WILL LET YOU IN ON HIS LITTLE PROJECT (WITCH WILL BLOW UR MIND!!!!)

SO WHAT THE gently caress

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Convex posted:

in hostipal lost fingat

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

blight rhino posted:

So you work from home, op?

IRT the lady that masturbated a mentally disabled man.

it's been years

The Grimace posted:

followed by like a billion people empty quoting powerofrecall. on phone so I'm having trouble directly linking the thread, maybe later

From page 1

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lmao

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

update from hospital. Burning charcoal indoor releases enough carbon dioxide to kill you. Paramedics said my downstairs neighbor saved my life when she came up to check on me. after smelling smoke and hearing me collapse. No word if kfc log worked or not.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Unrelated screen grabs






Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

artsy fartsy posted:

One time my ex boyfriend and I were having one of the last of our one billion fights and he left but not before bringing in a half empty bottle of wine from his car and setting it on the counter. And even though I was mad I thought it was kind of nice for him, as a raging alcoholic, to leave me a little alcohol since he'd drank all of mine. Of course later when I took a swig it was NOT wine and I don't even know why I was surprised because this was like the fourth time I'd accidentally drank his goddamn piss, anyway I put it in the trash can but later when I took the trash out I dropped the bag and the wine bottle exploded and ripped through it.

So maybe something like that happened?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


That was a good one

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Thread title:

The fourth time I'd accidentally drank his piss.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008


:lmao:

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

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