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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2024 NFL Divisional Round News/Views: #1 Seeds & Feeds (Formerly Chucks)
 
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1747236250736595250?s=46

Gonna join the cast of sunny.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Irsay k-hole’d himself in December.

https://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1747585784889176449?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Edit: or maybe opioids. Cops narcan everyone tho and ketamine shouldn’t effect pulse. Also cops dont know how to get pulses on anyone.

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Colts owner Jim Irsay was reportedly found unresponsive in bed after police were dispatched to his house in December.

TMZ reports that Carmel Police Department records show that officers responded to a call early on December 8 and found Irsay struggling to breathe with a weak pulse. The records say Irsay had been found on the floor of his bathroom and moved to the bed, which is where officers tried to revive him with a sternum rub and a dose of Narcan. The drug, which is often used to combat opiate overdoses, had some effect and paramedics arrived on the scene to take over treatment.

The police records call the incident an “overdose” and “overdose/poisoning” with the note that officers do not what medications or other substances Irsay may have ingested.

A recent statement from the team said that Irsay is being treated for a “severe respiratory illness” and it’s unclear if there’s any connection between that illness and the December incident.

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Jan 17, 2024

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Diva Cupcake posted:

Yikes. I can’t imagine being a billionaire addict when no one in the world except yourself has any incentive to keep you clean.

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1680608478925316099?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Imagine if I said I do subutex during the week for my opioid use disorder, but still do fent on the weekend at parties.

I’d have substance use disorder. But if you have billions you’re just eccentric or whatever.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Amazed it’s that low.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I'm sure the league will investigate Irsay to see if he's been using any illegal substances and make an appropriate punishment.

“I can’t be addicted or abuse my klonopin or Percocet: they’re prescribed :smug: “

- every

Single

Boomer

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Fate Accomplice posted:

and yet it doesn't hold a candle to the tour de force of Clarity


EDIT: VVVVV Sweetness > the Middle and I'll fight anyone who disagrees

Who would argue this?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 There were ten weeks there where it didn't look like he could be stopped.

Just too good a runner and passer for defenses to be able to do anything.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







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