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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Coldforge posted:

Down 17 and I'm pretty sure I'm allowed be pessimistic about our chances.

I don't want your "at least they're not the chiefs" bandwagoning, if you dislike both teams, cheer for the meteor.

you made a mod close a thread cause i started posting the ravens 2012 superbowl pictures at you. you a drat child

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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I can understand liking the Chiefs. Mahomes and Kelce are very good football players. Why do you like Taylor Swift?

I saw pornography of her, I think, which might be cool

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Freaquency posted:

Guys stop being weird about Taylor Swift challenge (Impossible)

My bad, I did not see pornography of her, which was not cool.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


my bad, it was actually anime

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

yall see this konosuba poo poo? that's banging

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Nervous posted:

I hope the Niners lose the Super Bowl and fire Shanahan. I say this as a Niners hater who would rather see the world burn then endure another Niners World Championship.

maybe they can pick up mike tomlin

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Radia posted:

y'all need to stop getting mad about video games

i was legit loving slamming my desk cause i got some bad rng in against the storm which is a big sign to not loving play that loving style of game. also i got mad at trepang2's loving boss design. i did not have trouble with them, they just made me mad

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Coldforge posted:

You’re funny af, I love every single thing about you.

i love being mad

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

i'm not mad

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Lions just lost on bad bounces of the ball, including those failed 4th down conversions. It happens and it really sucks when it happens in the playoffs.

New Topic.

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1751964647933022320?t=Hywy99S3dErBzDjC0UN0Aw&s=19

Bateman fails to understand the basics of NFL spacing and the Ravens punt because of it. The guy is so talented but he just cannot get the details right. This is his 3rd season with Lamar, they should be 100% mind meld at this point. I was so happy when the Ravens got him and he's been such a disappointment.

Is there a Rashod Bateman but competent and not injury prone somewhere in the draft?

i posted this somewhere last night (probably this thread!) while drunk but i'd wouldn't be mad on an all-in trade to go up and grab marvin harrison, even though that'd cost a loving fortune and OL is a much more crucial demand right now. i'm dumb, and this would definitely backfire, but gently caress it. go for it.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

also bateman's spacing was usually his one positive trait. dude got great separation per route run over the course of the year (if advanced statistics are to be believed)

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

His separation is good. His understanding of how to play best within the offense is not. Lamar is known for his buying time and I've seen Bateman get open for a brief window then slow up a ton of times this year. Totally takes himself out of the play. That includes a few deep passes that would have been on target if he ran his whole route with purpose. Add in the drops and the few INTs in his career where he hasn't fought for the ball. It amounts to a ton of wasted potential.

The recurring injuries, especially his rookie year, make things very hard for a young player. Still, he's been a disappointment.

nah that's all fair, i meant to word my post more in agreement because he runs real crisp routes and gets great separation and then weirdly "gives up" (probably an overly harsh assessment but its what it feels like) on the play.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Trading from 28th to 4th or whatever to get Harrison would probably cost the Ravens their entire 2024 draft + future first rounders. Just a fyi in case you are being serious instead of just saying poo poo

oh yeah i know. im serious in that i'd be cool with it, but im just saying poo poo cause i know that the ravens wont move that kinda capital to begin with and then even finding someone to accept the deal afterwards is difficult. in conclusion i am serious and i'm sayin poo poo

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The337th posted:

yeah people are bad at assessing why losses actually happen

i usually just say 'sometimes poo poo happens'

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

winning to play is playing to play

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Kawalimus posted:

I was considering calling a permanent cease fire against Harbaugh if we won the SB. But no longer.

yeah yeah, here's your attention

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

kiimo posted:

Best image you could find? he looks like jim carey in Liar Liar when he's talking to the girl with big cans in the elevator and he's going "momma. momma. *suck suck suck*"

still better than arthur smith

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

a neat cape posted:

Can I doompost

you got more right than most

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

everyone can doompost and talk about their dumbass team critically. eagles fans did it this season and they were right to. but usually when people do it they have context for the thing their talking about vs the league wide standard. if it's not a perfect game its an indictment on harbaugh, or ozzie newsome, or some fucker. when you watch football for 30 years and don't come to terms with the fact that all teams lay a turd from time to time, then you're not watching. you're either willfully ignorant, or you want attention, and its hard to tell which is worse.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

i mean sure but the team just poo poo the bed as the top seed for the 2nd time in a row. losing to an inferior team in embarrassing fashion is absolutely the right context to do a little bit of flipping out, as a treat



we must all come to terms with the fact that lamar fraudson is a cincinatti bengal in our own ways

yeah but he does this every day for every game for 20 years, this aint a one off or specific to this game

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

you get mad at the broken clock when its wrong

i get mad when the day ends in Y

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The337th posted:

In this analogy there are always waves of posters celebrating how the clock is working perfectly twice a day

to belabor this even further, kawalimus would say you gotta change the batteries even though the ones in there have a full charge or something. and then hold up a big 'look at me' sign

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

people started doing that to troll me and after a decade of doing it you are owning no one but yourselves, it loving rules lmao

i thought it was just htat you got banned for like a couple years. but the early 2010s were a total blur

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

alright wait, i just realized that kawalimus joined the forums 2 days before harbaugh got hired as the HC of the ravens. this is clearly a 16 year long gimmick

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Black Lighter posted:

You can, but your usual stoicism is a really good match with your Herbie av

he should bring back the kimpossible classic

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Nervous posted:

Switch to another language

dutch is basically like if a comedian hosed with english. plus i can just change the joke to a day that ends in g because we're insane

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

How the gently caress is Dutch a real language

we like to have a good time

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

dutch people do like to play too much, not gonna lie

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Fat Jesus posted:

Dutch Kwalimus

kwaijluimuijks

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

sweet thursday posted:

Holy poo poo I know how to speak Dutch

thats een serieus probleem

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

I'm trying to learn it currently and I keep getting caught out by the grammar

Who on earth came up with the idea to put one conjugated verb near the start of the sentence and dump all other verbs in infinitive form at the end

the most annoying part of trying to learn it is that all native speakers already speak perfect english and will respond to your clumsy child-like attempts at speaking dutch, with near fluent english

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


i know its annoying that people are starting to find your team annoying, but i'll give you the same advice you dolled out about the mcafee show. just ignore this poo poo man. between this and the kelce being washed up argument you're just getting wound up by this poo poo

Borsche69 fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Feb 1, 2024

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

kiimo posted:

that

is an interesting way to put it. It's getting late anyway

someone said something along these lines in the week leading up to the game but watching sports is the only hobby that'll make you consistently mad. even when you win, its easy to get mad anyway. i'd know, im an expert. just try not to worry about what other people get mad about too much and enjoy what you can

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

a neat cape posted:

Sports are fun when you don't have a bitch screaming FRAUD in your ear every time your good team loses

fuckers will literally find any little thing to scream about and have it be the worst possible twisting dagger in your back. when the ravens lost to the chiefs the first thought in my dumbass head was 'people are gonna yell about lamars playoff record a-loving-gain'

shits not healthy. still love it though, even if college football is 100% ruined forever now

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

a neat cape posted:

Yep.

I just wanna watch Justin Herbert make insane throws, not listen to morons scream wHaT hAs He EvEr WoN

its why i understand where kiimo is coming from cause i saw that kelce chat unfold and while i thought it was way premature, i also dont think some of it was unwarranted. he is old and he did have a year that wasn't as good as the chiefs are used to. they regularly looked ugly on offense. they needed to unfuck themselves.

but when youre a fan and you see everyone turn on a dude that's done a ton for you and you dont think it's justified, it's tough to stop from getting too invested. there's no one easier to rile up than a sports fan, and thats me included

even if kelce probably is a oval office

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

kiimo posted:

I promise I'm not posting this to pile on Ravens fans but rather on "rigged" fans that exist in every fanbase. this is just an almost hilarious moment

Boomer ready to throw down

i know i just posted what i posted but those dudes are cool. GET their asses. lets loving gO

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

im glad stavvy found those guys

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I’m thinking about the afc south. They are gonna be a good division next year maybe.

the titans (i know they're afc north technically but bear with me) are gonna be a mess. the colts are gonna be a mess. the jaguars might unfuck themselves but i doubt it. idk. its the texans division to lose.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

the afc north is the browns, ravens, bills, steelers and titans. simple as

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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Bip Roberts posted:

That's the afc central

thats the afc sorted

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