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Coldforge posted:Down 17 and I'm pretty sure I'm allowed be pessimistic about our chances. you made a mod close a thread cause i started posting the ravens 2012 superbowl pictures at you. you a drat child
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 07:30 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:45 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I can understand liking the Chiefs. Mahomes and Kelce are very good football players. Why do you like Taylor Swift? I saw pornography of her, I think, which might be cool
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 07:37 |
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Freaquency posted:Guys stop being weird about Taylor Swift challenge (Impossible) My bad, I did not see pornography of her, which was not cool.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 07:39 |
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my bad, it was actually anime
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 08:09 |
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yall see this konosuba poo poo? that's banging
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 08:10 |
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Nervous posted:I hope the Niners lose the Super Bowl and fire Shanahan. I say this as a Niners hater who would rather see the world burn then endure another Niners World Championship. maybe they can pick up mike tomlin
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 08:22 |
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Radia posted:y'all need to stop getting mad about video games i was legit loving slamming my desk cause i got some bad rng in against the storm which is a big sign to not loving play that loving style of game. also i got mad at trepang2's loving boss design. i did not have trouble with them, they just made me mad
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 09:05 |
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Coldforge posted:You’re funny af, I love every single thing about you. i love being mad
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 09:06 |
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i'm not mad
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 09:06 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Lions just lost on bad bounces of the ball, including those failed 4th down conversions. It happens and it really sucks when it happens in the playoffs. i posted this somewhere last night (probably this thread!) while drunk but i'd wouldn't be mad on an all-in trade to go up and grab marvin harrison, even though that'd cost a loving fortune and OL is a much more crucial demand right now. i'm dumb, and this would definitely backfire, but gently caress it. go for it.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 19:53 |
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also bateman's spacing was usually his one positive trait. dude got great separation per route run over the course of the year (if advanced statistics are to be believed)
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 19:54 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:His separation is good. His understanding of how to play best within the offense is not. Lamar is known for his buying time and I've seen Bateman get open for a brief window then slow up a ton of times this year. Totally takes himself out of the play. That includes a few deep passes that would have been on target if he ran his whole route with purpose. Add in the drops and the few INTs in his career where he hasn't fought for the ball. It amounts to a ton of wasted potential. nah that's all fair, i meant to word my post more in agreement because he runs real crisp routes and gets great separation and then weirdly "gives up" (probably an overly harsh assessment but its what it feels like) on the play.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 20:13 |
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:Trading from 28th to 4th or whatever to get Harrison would probably cost the Ravens their entire 2024 draft + future first rounders. Just a fyi in case you are being serious instead of just saying poo poo oh yeah i know. im serious in that i'd be cool with it, but im just saying poo poo cause i know that the ravens wont move that kinda capital to begin with and then even finding someone to accept the deal afterwards is difficult. in conclusion i am serious and i'm sayin poo poo
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 21:22 |
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The337th posted:yeah people are bad at assessing why losses actually happen i usually just say 'sometimes poo poo happens'
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 21:42 |
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winning to play is playing to play
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 22:00 |
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Kawalimus posted:I was considering calling a permanent cease fire against Harbaugh if we won the SB. But no longer. yeah yeah, here's your attention
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 21:06 |
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kiimo posted:Best image you could find? he looks like jim carey in Liar Liar when he's talking to the girl with big cans in the elevator and he's going "momma. momma. *suck suck suck*" still better than arthur smith
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 21:21 |
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a neat cape posted:Can I doompost you got more right than most
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 02:52 |
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everyone can doompost and talk about their dumbass team critically. eagles fans did it this season and they were right to. but usually when people do it they have context for the thing their talking about vs the league wide standard. if it's not a perfect game its an indictment on harbaugh, or ozzie newsome, or some fucker. when you watch football for 30 years and don't come to terms with the fact that all teams lay a turd from time to time, then you're not watching. you're either willfully ignorant, or you want attention, and its hard to tell which is worse.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 02:55 |
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Ghost Dog posted:i mean sure but the team just poo poo the bed as the top seed for the 2nd time in a row. losing to an inferior team in embarrassing fashion is absolutely the right context to do a little bit of flipping out, as a treat yeah but he does this every day for every game for 20 years, this aint a one off or specific to this game
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:09 |
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Ghost Dog posted:you get mad at the broken clock when its wrong i get mad when the day ends in Y
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:20 |
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The337th posted:In this analogy there are always waves of posters celebrating how the clock is working perfectly twice a day to belabor this even further, kawalimus would say you gotta change the batteries even though the ones in there have a full charge or something. and then hold up a big 'look at me' sign
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:21 |
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Ghost Dog posted:people started doing that to troll me and after a decade of doing it you are owning no one but yourselves, it loving rules lmao i thought it was just htat you got banned for like a couple years. but the early 2010s were a total blur
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:35 |
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alright wait, i just realized that kawalimus joined the forums 2 days before harbaugh got hired as the HC of the ravens. this is clearly a 16 year long gimmick
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:36 |
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Black Lighter posted:You can, but your usual stoicism is a really good match with your Herbie av he should bring back the kimpossible classic
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:46 |
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Nervous posted:Switch to another language dutch is basically like if a comedian hosed with english. plus i can just change the joke to a day that ends in g because we're insane
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 05:35 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:How the gently caress is Dutch a real language we like to have a good time
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 05:49 |
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dutch people do like to play too much, not gonna lie
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 05:51 |
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Fat Jesus posted:Dutch Kwalimus kwaijluimuijks
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 06:02 |
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sweet thursday posted:Holy poo poo I know how to speak Dutch thats een serieus probleem
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 07:49 |
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Bjork Bjowlob posted:I'm trying to learn it currently and I keep getting caught out by the grammar the most annoying part of trying to learn it is that all native speakers already speak perfect english and will respond to your clumsy child-like attempts at speaking dutch, with near fluent english
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 17:57 |
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kiimo posted:Good i know its annoying that people are starting to find your team annoying, but i'll give you the same advice you dolled out about the mcafee show. just ignore this poo poo man. between this and the kelce being washed up argument you're just getting wound up by this poo poo Borsche69 fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Feb 1, 2024 |
# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 02:31 |
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kiimo posted:that someone said something along these lines in the week leading up to the game but watching sports is the only hobby that'll make you consistently mad. even when you win, its easy to get mad anyway. i'd know, im an expert. just try not to worry about what other people get mad about too much and enjoy what you can
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 02:41 |
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a neat cape posted:Sports are fun when you don't have a bitch screaming FRAUD in your ear every time your good team loses fuckers will literally find any little thing to scream about and have it be the worst possible twisting dagger in your back. when the ravens lost to the chiefs the first thought in my dumbass head was 'people are gonna yell about lamars playoff record a-loving-gain' shits not healthy. still love it though, even if college football is 100% ruined forever now
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 02:48 |
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a neat cape posted:Yep. its why i understand where kiimo is coming from cause i saw that kelce chat unfold and while i thought it was way premature, i also dont think some of it was unwarranted. he is old and he did have a year that wasn't as good as the chiefs are used to. they regularly looked ugly on offense. they needed to unfuck themselves. but when youre a fan and you see everyone turn on a dude that's done a ton for you and you dont think it's justified, it's tough to stop from getting too invested. there's no one easier to rile up than a sports fan, and thats me included even if kelce probably is a oval office
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 02:56 |
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kiimo posted:I promise I'm not posting this to pile on Ravens fans but rather on "rigged" fans that exist in every fanbase. this is just an almost hilarious moment i know i just posted what i posted but those dudes are cool. GET their asses. lets loving gO
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 02:58 |
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Ghost Dog posted:im glad stavvy found those guys
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 03:00 |
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I’m thinking about the afc south. They are gonna be a good division next year maybe. the titans (i know they're afc north technically but bear with me) are gonna be a mess. the colts are gonna be a mess. the jaguars might unfuck themselves but i doubt it. idk. its the texans division to lose.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 03:00 |
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the afc north is the browns, ravens, bills, steelers and titans. simple as
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 03:31 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:45 |
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Bip Roberts posted:That's the afc central thats the afc sorted
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