Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Go Loins

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:19

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Posting these so they can be referenced later:

Gonna need this

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:23

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

i've seen that guy in loving awful "Ford fits the South Florida life style" commercials for years and never knew his name until now

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:36

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:44

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

this start pleases me

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:45

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

AR. I have family that's worked at Magic Leap, a company that's been working on that stuff for a decade+, and while the idea is kinda cool, the headsets are simply too bulky and at this point they don't really offer an advantage over normal computers and poo poo until they can make the headsets comfortable

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 00:58

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

LOINS BTICH :boom:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:09

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I remain convinced Barry could still outjuke some linebacker if he wanted to

Same with Jerry Rice running slants

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:11

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

fullback deep :hmmyes:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:14

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

what the hell lol

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

lol and one 49ers defender killed another on the sideline

wait

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:36

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:40

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The 7th Guest posted:

weren't the 49ers kind of in this position last week. it's going to be up to detroit's defense to close in the 2nd half

they never trailed by more than 7 last week, and IIRC they are historically bad at coming back from deficits under Shanahan so even that was a bit of a surprise

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:47

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

B...b...but if Brock didn't get hurt, the Niners would have annihilated the Eagles

That's because the Eagles are poop and people like the Lions and want them to do good

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:50

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

I just realized� these will be the last chicken wings I'll eat for the 2023-2024 NFL season since I'll be missing the Super Bowl when I'm in Colorado that weekend�

I'm gonna have wings airlifted to you so you can properly participate in the GDT

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 01:54

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:02

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

WoodrowSkillson posted:

I have posited a zero sum amount of success for Detroit sports for decades

Makes sense, the Red Wings just monopolized it for a while

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:03

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gouf

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:03

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

go for it

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

fake it

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:07

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

i mean, that is the smart choice...

...but I wanted blood and violence and points

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:08

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Jared Goff chants in Santa Clara :hmmyes:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:09

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

hearing that music and imagining Rodney Dangerfield dancing to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTizJcKUlE&t=15s

that is the appropriate reaction to hearing Any Way You Want It

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

MoaM posted:

What in the gently caress...

if you ever noticed how early episodes of The Simpsons or Married... With Children frequently made jokes about shows on Fox, the jokes often weren't that far from reality

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:27

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

holy crap

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:28

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Shinji2015 posted:

Huh. How often does that happen?

I don't think it's ever happened before, closest was the Bills and Cowboys playing in Week 2 of 1993 (Which was a Super Bowl rematch of the previous year, and then they played again that season). There have been a handful of other instances of teams playing during the regular season at various points before eventually meeting the Super Bowl, most infamously the Giants and Patriots playing in the final game of the 2007 regular season

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

drat comment this is turning into another one of those games where as soon as I stop drinking the team I'm rooting for stops scoring.

Quiet Feet in the 4th quarter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeqNJiq9mYU

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:44

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:45

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

what

the

gently caress

did we just see

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:45

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet, I need you to start drinking again ASAP

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:45

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:47

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 02:52

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

wooooooooooooooooooooooooof that drop

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a special teams play that went "WOW-aww they hosed up"

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:02

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress Jesus

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:03

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

He's going to find the nearest injured player and punch him?

some backup linebacker is about to have their face turn into a pile of goo

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:11

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Brock

Purdy

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:12

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

what

the

gently caress

is

going

on

:siren:

CLOWNBALL :siren:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Williams is having an... interesting game

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:20

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 03:25

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