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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I daresn't!

I would imagine ur crimes are space crimes and therefore classified which is indeed a shame. ever done a public poo poo outdoors?

work w/ me here gsjg

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 09:02

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Guilty. No argument, no debate. Uninsured motorists suck.

I'm still patiently waiting to see the litany of charges which must surely be the result of ur well known and felonious life of crime.

do go on. whether or not I call ur probation officer depends upon ur next post 🤜🤙

WE WANT UR CRIME IS :byodame:

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 09:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

mods pls change barking gecko's user name to Felonious Monk

# ? Jan 31, 2024 09:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

I only admitted my crimes, didn't ask for forgiveness

🎵 bad boys bad boys 🎵

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 11:18

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Areola Grande posted:

mods pls change barking gecko's user name to Felonious Monk

its true Barking Gecko did come out tough on crime without listing their own crime... or did they.

im actually out of crimes maybe i shoplifted a chocolate bar once and sometimes i jaywalk. i cant even say blazing it at a moments notice whenever i feel like if i have it on me, because uh.... not a crime here

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# ? Jan 31, 2024 15:23

databasic

i cried laughing at the GBS star trek thread when i clocked in before official opening hours at work this morning

can we find a crime in there? is that anything? :thunk:

databasic fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Feb 1, 2024

# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

i cried laughing at the GBS star trek thread when i clocked in before official opening hours at work this morning

can we find a crime in there? is that anything?

GBS itself earns u a misdemeanor. :jail:

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:28

databasic

ok ty I will spend tonight in the clinker (that�s what we hardened criminals call jail _{I am so upset that there is not a reading rainbow shooting star smilie rn}

# ? Feb 1, 2024 05:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

ok ty I will spend tonight in the clinker (that’s what we hardened criminals call jail _{I am so upset that there is not a reading rainbow shooting star smilie rn}

the more u know

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 06:21

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I logged off of work 10 minutes early :ohdear:

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 06:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

I logged off of work 10 minutes early

that's dangerously close to stolen time but not quite. ur dismissed. walk the line from now on :toughguy:

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 07:01

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Thank you, oh benevolent one :worship:

# ? Feb 1, 2024 07:08

databasic

Areola Grande posted:

the more u know

cool ty

# ? Feb 1, 2024 09:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I guess when I was a teen I might have, um, detonated a septic tank and the resulting cloud covered the neighborhood in a thin mist of poo poo.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 10:51

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I guess when I was a teen I might have, um, detonated a septic tank and the resulting cloud covered the neighborhood in a thin mist of poo poo.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 10:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I guess when I was a teen I might have, um, detonated a septic tank and the resulting cloud covered the neighborhood in a thin mist of poo poo.

a growing boy is meant 2 test his boundaries. sometimes the result is lovely but that's how we learn. consider this crime absolved gsjg

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 11:07

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

When I was in highschool I used to do my maths homework by copying the answers out of the back of the text book, then reverse engineering the 'working out' bit :shobon:

# ? Feb 1, 2024 11:16

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

one time i parked in a parking lot and went to the beach at like 4:40 when the sign there said no parking before 6

and then a sat in a lifeguard chair n smoked a devil's rollup with a GRRRL

gently caress a towing company
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also, please don't tow me i don't have that kinda money

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 16:46

databasic

Yesterday I clocked out at work five minutes early. Today I clocked in for work 20 minutes early.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 18:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm sorry 2 disappoint but these are not crimes. tbh I was hoping for a murder or two

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 20:37

RavenousScoot

I'm brainstorming new thoughtcrimes rn

#1 illegal imaginary friends
a) strange insect toucan that gives you contageous "toenail jitters"

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:28

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

databasic posted:

Yesterday I clocked out at work five minutes early. Today I clocked in for work 20 minutes early.

Me at the first sentence: Yes!! Yes :getin:

Me at the second sentence: :chloe:

# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:01

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i made some chili that was so good it should be illegal if it isn't already

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:42

databasic

RavenousScoot posted:

I'm brainstorming new thoughtcrimes rn

#1 illegal imaginary friends
a) strange insect toucan that gives you contageous "toenail jitters"

define illegal imaginary friends
I have no suggestions for new thoughtcrimes.

Areola Grande posted:

I'm sorry 2 disappoint but these are not crimes. tbh I was hoping for a murder or two

how�uh�how many murderers do you know??

# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:58

RavenousScoot

databasic posted:

define illegal imaginary friends
I have no suggestions for new thoughtcrimes.

how…uh…how many murderers do you know??

illegal imaginary friends is thoughtcrime idea #1

toucanbug with the infectious jitters is illegal imaginary friend idea A
I imagine your car would be searched for them at borders and toll booths like contraband produce or invasive animal species

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 23:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

how�uh�how many murderers do you know??

none so far but i'm trying!!! :imunfunny:

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 23:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i'm thinking up some crimes i could do on my way home tonight after work just so i can have something to post about ITT

:thunk:

trespassing is p easy....

hit w/ some ideas crime crew

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 23:56

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

in a former life I've flipped off a cop while smoking weed and drinking

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:08

databasic

Areola Grande posted:

i'm thinking up some crimes i could do on my way home tonight after work just so i can have something to post about ITT

trespassing is p easy....

hit w/ some ideas crime crew

turn right on red from the center lane :devil:

or, if you walk/bus, jaywalk

_{please don't do this}

# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

turn right on red from the center lane
_{please don't do this}

great idea keep em coming

# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:26

databasic

open your SO's junk snail mail.

now it is
f e d e r a l
:twisted:

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:35

RavenousScoot

use a sharpie to graffiti more lines on a brick wall so it looks like it has twice as many bricks

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:38

databasic

have you even thought this through

a sharpie will lose ink quickly on brick. you must use paint pens or spray paint

what an amateur

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:40

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A criminal mind is all I
All I ever haaaa-aaaaa-a-ad
Ask one who's known me
If I'm really so bad...

I AM

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

have you even thought this through

a sharpie will lose ink quickly on brick. you must use paint pens or spray paint

what an amateur

_{(edit: i am also an amateur)}

either way it's a good idea. minor crimes are p fun

# ? Feb 2, 2024 00:44

databasic

you have a good point. i am pretty sure i have never signed the back of a credit card. :frogc00l:

# ? Feb 2, 2024 01:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

databasic posted:

you have a good point. i am pretty sure i have never signed the back of a credit card.

my mattress has plenty of tags still on it :evilbuddy:

...for now

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 01:41

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Sarah Cenia posted:

in a former life I've flipped off a cop while smoking weed and drinking

This isn't a crime, it's your moral duty

# ? Feb 2, 2024 02:45

RavenousScoot

public urination, but like be decent about it, do it over there away from an audience

public private urination

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:14

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

i pet dogs when their people weren't looking

judge me if you must, but they are so happy, and it was so worth it, and i'll probably do it again

# ? Feb 2, 2024 03:55

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