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Jun 14, 2021

Velocity Raptor posted:

It contains all the info people will read before posting.

i didnt even read it,personally

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Jun 14, 2021

KKKLIP ART posted:

I know the answer is “they’re dumb” but how can you try to entrap someone in a pedo ring if all of your bait is clearly above age and seemingly the guy was told she was 36 and looked age appropriate? This is the dumbest honeypot I think I’ve ever read about.

it does note that "sarah" has a child, so i think the thinking is that the only reason a man would want to have any kind of romantic relationship with a 36 year old single mother is because he is a pedophile and wants to commit child abuse

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Jun 14, 2021

from the 2023 dot&e report on gerald r ford on emals

quote:

During FY23, DOT&E observed EMALS reliability remained consistent with recent developmental test (460 MCBOMF in FY21 and 614 MCBOMF in FY22). Despite engineering upgrades to hardware and software, reliability has not appreciably changed from prior years and reliance on off-ship technical support remains a challenge. As part of an effort to provide short- and long-term improvements to address EMALS reliability degraders, NAVAIR delivered a software update and upgraded all catapult position sensor blocks prior to CVN 78’s deployment and is continuing development on further improvements. Furthermore, a situational awareness display was added in the EMALS Maintenance Workstation that facilitates troubleshooting during operations. Additional details can be found in DOT&E’s classified EFR.

and sortie generation

quote:

In FY23, CVN 78 conducted almost as many flight operations (as measured by the number of aircraft launch and recoveries) as it had in the previous five years combined since commissioning. From the first arrested landing on CVN 78 in July 2017 until the end of FY22, CVN 78 had conducted 10,826 arrested landings. In FY23 alone, CVN 78 conducted 9,266 arrested landings. The reliability and maintainability of CVN 78’s EMALS and AAG continue to adversely affect sortie generation and flight operations, which remains the greatest risk to demonstrating operational effectiveness and suitability in IOT&E. Despite these continuing reliability challenges,
DOT&E observed general increases in crew proficiency and decreases in some repair times. While this has improved sortie generation compared to previous years, SGR tests have not been completed yet nor have training sortie rates flown to date approached that of the KPP requirement. CVN 78 earned the flight operations efficiency portion of its Blue Water Certification as part of the Navy’s deployment certification process. Observations during COMPTUEX suggests that the Ford-class flight deck design improves the efficiency of aircraft turnarounds compared to that of a Nimitz-class flight deck. Additional details on sortie generation effectiveness can be found in DOT&E’s classified EFR. Executing the planned SGR testing, as outlined in TEMP Revision E, will be crucial to evaluating the ship’s combat effectiveness and accrediting the high-fidelity SSAM which is an essential tool for evaluating the SGR KPP and supporting life-of-class upgrades..

https://www.dote.osd.mil/Portals/97/pub/reports/FY2023/navy/2023cvn78.pdf?ver=P_MZ-w03KEk_gBALt1FjtQ%3d%3d

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Jun 14, 2021

trump also used that line in a recent campaign ad that opened with the number of americans killed on 10/7. obviously one cannot conclusively prove what would happen if trump were president today instead of biden but his rhetoric at least is substantially more bloodthirsty and violent

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Jun 14, 2021

Tatsuta Age posted:

Are you saying this is actually bad or what

we deserve our treats today more than ever (super bowl sunday)

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Jun 14, 2021

RBA Starblade posted:

So who else was convinced to vote Kennedy by the super bowl ad?

me

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Jun 14, 2021

im not going to think about that for even a second

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Jun 14, 2021

the ease and ubiquity of sports gambling is going to be a social disaster, if it isn't already

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Jun 14, 2021

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

The fact that college sports and universities are now partnering and promoting sports gambling to their fans is also pretty wild.

this i think is squarely the biggest part of the problem, its no less predatory than credit card companies trying to get college students signed up and spending

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Jun 14, 2021

there was an article (https://www.ft.com/content/537bc62e-500b-4316-89db-594590a56d4a) in the FT a few months ago where they talked to a hedge fund manager who has come around on sports gambling companies. it doesn't sound great!

quote:

Chanos closed his short after witnessing the growth in riskier forms of betting through which operators are able to boost margins because the odds are less transparent. These include in-game bets, proposition bets where gamblers wager on certain events happening and multi-string, accumulator bets.

During the 2022-23 National Football League season, Chanos realised that gamblers were rapidly switching from pre-game wagers, where competition to attract those who shop around for the best odds forces sports gambling groups to keep their margins at about 5 per cent, to these new types of bets.

Such wagers have “really bad-odds bets for [gamblers] . . . so it’s become a better business than we thought it would be and we saw that during last year’s football season and that’s why we covered our short”, Chanos said.

In-game bets typically command a margin of about 8 per cent, and proposition and accumulator bets boost margins above 10 per cent, according to Chad Beynon, an analyst at Macquarie Group.

the apps make it so, so much easier to place prop bets, in-game bets, ridiculous parlays etc, which have terrible odds. sure prior to these apps it was possible to lay five leg parlays with your bookie, but now you can do it on your couch, in the middle of a game, trying to chase bad money. this stuff is especially bad if you look at sports coverage now, which frequently promotes exactly these kind of long-odds, opaque, lovely bets.

eta: here (https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2024/2/9/24067121/super-bowl-prop-bets-betting-guide) is a stupid guide to placing bad bets on a prominent sports website, including endorsing a three leg parlay as "a good bet" that the writer "truly, genuinely believe will cash". and uhh it did not in fact cash! only correct leg was the george kittle under catches. bad bet.

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Jun 14, 2021

Shrecknet posted:

I don't know what the Vig is exactly on sports betting but I imagine they're keeping just a fraction of that haul.

the FT article i posted notes that sports books typically keep about five percent for "traditional" betting (over/unders, money line, stuff like that) but can make substantially more money with more opaque bets, which they promote, like in game wagers, parlays, and prop bets.

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Jun 14, 2021

it would be interesting to know how many people gamble because they think they can make money off of it, as opposed to those who gamble for fun or due to being addicted (who probably started because they like the dopamine hit, i.e. gambling for fun).

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Jun 14, 2021

i still remember the chorus to the DARE song we had to learn in fifth grade. on the other hand, i later in life went on to do drugs.

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Jun 14, 2021

the house permanent select committee on intelligence has evidence that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

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Jun 14, 2021

nbc news is saying police think the kansas city shooting is criminal rather than terrorism

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Jun 14, 2021

oh man i forgot about the water, that was a fun few days

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Jun 14, 2021

its rude to wear any sort of hat indoors, and those state reps should be harshly punished

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Jun 14, 2021

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

My fear is that this is just Bibi setting up a rug-pull to make Biden look ineffectual. I can't understand why you would ever make such an announcement informally and prematurely.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/live-updates/israel-gaza-hamas-war/?id=107535302

quote:

A senior Israeli political source told ABC News on Tuesday that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was "surprised" by U.S. President Joe Biden's remarks that he was hopeful a cease-fire between Israel and Hamas could be in place "by next Monday."

perhaps not an intentional rug pull but it absolutely does not sound like a done, or even close to done, deal

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Jun 14, 2021

they absolutely should ban phones in classrooms, too distracting

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Jun 14, 2021


its short for bernard pornography

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Jun 14, 2021

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

But we know where that money is going at least. Nobody is making a profit on public education like drug companies, insurance companies, etc are with healthcare.

charter schools and ed tech companies are making a fortune

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Jun 14, 2021

Morrow posted:

The ancient Egyptians worked out the curvature of the Earth, Columbus was just an idiot which is why no one respectable would fund him.

the ancient greeks calculated the earth's circumference and were only like 100 miles off which is pretty cool i think

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Jun 14, 2021

Crows Turn Off posted:

Aliens don't show up on cameras.

i think thats vampires...

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Jun 14, 2021

Shooting Blanks posted:

I have yet to hear a single mention of a family putting the blame on these clinics, has that been reported anywhere?

i think the fear - and the reason why clinics are shutting down - is not that someone has, but that someone could. IVF is not always successful; implantation can fail. and IVF isn't cheap! what is stopping someone from trying to get some or all of that money back by lodging a wrongful death lawsuit after a failed implantation?

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Jun 14, 2021

bird smuggling sounds so whimsical, good for rfk jr honestly

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Jun 14, 2021

is your username pronounced like dad rips or like da drips? jneed to know this.

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Jun 14, 2021

shimmy shimmy posted:

Isn't this already how it works? Individual states have specific ballot requirements to be on the ballot for federal elections, it's already a state issue.

i think specifically with this ruling is that it is not within the powers of states to enforce the 14th amendment, which was the legal mechanism colorado used to boot trump off the ballot

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Jun 14, 2021

small butter posted:

Also, doesn't Biden work out every day?

yes and hes expending his mana. IMPEACH!

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Jun 14, 2021

thinking about raprock obama this morning

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Jun 14, 2021

Bar Ran Dun posted:

This is a BFD. It’s a huge gently caress you to the Israelis too. About loving time.

Do you have a non tweet source yet?

This is a much bigger thing than a research ship. “Temporary Port” means JLOTS, joint logistics over the shore. They drill this as disaster response. If the big earthquake happens in Seattle with a big Tsunami. “Temporary port” would be how they’d respond.

It’s like dropping a instant RO RO terminal.

https://apnews.com/article/biden-gaza-humanitarian-aid-port-us-military-israel-25fb6d71bc951d7491de3ab99733a749

President Joe Biden will announce a plan in his State of the Union address Thursday for the U.S. military to help establish a temporary port on the Gaza coast, increasing the flow of humanitarian aid for the beleaguered territory during the Israel-Hamas war, according to administration officials.

The officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to preview the announcement, said the operation will not require that American troops be on the ground to build the pier that is intended to allow more shipments of food, medicine and other essential items.

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Jun 14, 2021

FizFashizzle posted:

The clancychat analysis would be Biden knows Israel will eventually strike the base and give him the cover he needs to demand a ceasefire.

he learned 12d chess from his friend barack obama

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Jun 14, 2021

joe humanitarian sounds armenian. laudatory.

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Jun 14, 2021

Failed Imagineer posted:

They should get Das Racist to write a new song to celebrate the combination International House O' Bees

das racist broke up 12 years ago and kool ad has since been cancelled for sex crimes. heems had a new album out last month though.

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Jun 14, 2021

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Also on the hot mic, he says he wishes he was cognitively impaired to Congressman Jerry Nadler.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1765947902805897242

thats extremely relatable

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Jun 14, 2021

how are more people not discussing the fact that katie britt's son is named ridgeway

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Jun 14, 2021

Ogmius815 posted:

This is a parlor trick using the same word “crime” to mean different things while pretending it means the same thing and deserves to be called out. So, be called out.

i have called the post out. pray i do not call it out further.

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Jun 14, 2021

haveblue posted:

USPOL 2024: (Makes car sound)

mods...please...

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Jun 14, 2021

The Glumslinger posted:

Not politics related, but former NBA player Ron Artest (AKA the guy who got suspended a season for fighting fans in the crowd during that huge brawl in Detroit 20 years ago) told this crazy story in some post-game interview about never letting his emotions take control of him (lol) and talked about watching at some YMCA game as a kid that got heated over a foul call and ended with a player stabbing another player with a broken off chair leg. Everyone was going WTF and just thinking he was off his meds and spinning crazy stories, but some goon found an 80s era NYT crime blotter article about it

his name is metta sandiford-artest now

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Jun 14, 2021

yes he got married and took back the artest surname, and hyphenated it with his wife's surname

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Jun 14, 2021

maybe if tiktok goes down we will see an increase in new regs here on something awful. could be a big boost. trust the process.

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