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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Cowboys https://twitter.com/FantasyGazette_/status/1757055811027718528
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Future Valtrax spokesman Jimmy G.
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Aaron Rodgers is such a huge loving tone-deaf piece of poo poo and a giant hypocrite.
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Mason Rudolph seems like a lovely fellow. And wow that Kenny Pickett sure delivers a great ball on time!
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That Dimes contract, just lol.
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Nosre posted:How tf did Keenan Allen have 108 for 1,243 in just 13 games last year? I figured he'd be like a 600 yard guy at this point, he's been around so long I dunno, but he is going to fall the gently caress off a cliff this year, I guarantee it.
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Blitz of 404 Error posted:John Spanos is in charge of the Chargers salary cap and contract negotiations, please do not blame Tom Telesco (an innocent boy) for putting together talent only to have it squandered by coaching wonder who picked the coach
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Maybe he's about to!?
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I'm sure he's going to rack up wins with the Gmen and the head coach definitely won't be fired.
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Can't believe ARod is flip flopping. That's what Democrats do!
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mcmagic posted:He's not gonna get sued for a private conversation. No one is saying that. But if he does believe in the Sandy Hook conspiracy, it could be extremely costly for him if he spent the next several months going on a media blitz expounding on his stupid theories the same way he did with his anti-vax beliefs.
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His response is full of weasel words.
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laf https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1768343868339040493
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Docjowles posted:Speaking of the 2022 draft did it ever come out wtf happened with Matt Corrall? He was claimed off waivers by the Patriots then as far as I can tell told them to eat a dick and never even reported to Foxboro? Wikipedia says he might be playing in the merged XFL/USFL this year Apparently he has had addiction and mental health issues, so I would wager that that has contributed to him disappearing from the NFL. quote:NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reported a number of concerns from NFL team, including the Panthers, with Corral, contributing to his slide down the draft board.
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Intruder posted:oof mac started so well too that was his ceiling he bounced off of it
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I deeply regret the role that I've played here today.
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No Butt Stuff posted:If there is anymore football talk this offseason I’m just going to embed tweets from AB, Lowtax, and Hitler All three have taken some shots to the head.
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Woozie66 posted:https://twitter.com/GregDTWD/status/1769830614239261119?t=bSOoLWMcClis__mQxyjayA&s=19 These look way too much like the Bears' white uniform.
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Wake me up when LONGSNAPPER is released.
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just put 'em in skirts already!
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wandler20 posted:https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1770900077881512081?t=R3QdKJtLfLQvazOYgmJgVQ&s=19 Hopefully out of a window.
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Adun posted:Why would you ever post about your job on Something Awful Dot Com Anyone who shares IRL poo poo on here is attention seeking and a nut job just asking for trouble.
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FizFashizzle posted:Kollman makes a good point Gronk gonna come out of retirement.
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It would take Star Trek level technology to do what people are imagining when they say "just put a chip in the ball!" I don't think people understand the complexity that would be involved and the current limitations of technology.
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Using a measuring device with fixed material instead of chains might be a good place to start before we try to put ChatGPT into a football.
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Papercut posted:Presumably something linked to when the ref blows the whistle, but yeah that's the more complicated part And how does the ball know where it is on the field in relation to the line of scrimmage? Please don't say GPS.
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FYI there is already an RFID chip in the football. https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Journal/Issues/2023/02/13/Technology/nfl-combine-zebra-technologies-rfid-chips.aspx quote:Zebra has also embedded an RFID chip into every football since 2017, which can help calculate a quarterback’s throwing velocity, initial airspeed, average airspeed, revolutions, spin rate and revolutions per minute quote:"RFID technology is excellent, but has limitations. Let me state it this way: an instrumented football has a location accuracy of sub six inches."
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Kalli posted:One weird side effect of this is since college doesn't do it, Roster bubble players from this year's draft are going to be in higher demand for a few years, as they at least know what the hell to do on the play. Gonna be a lot of Music City Miracles.
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Are they going to get him one of those operations where they make your legs longer?
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https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1772787033410343255 "legendary" but not in the good way
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FizFashizzle posted:It sort of city that he can remember for 28–3, He just should embrace it and retire tomorrow.
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Silly Burrito posted:I honestly wonder if Saints fans enjoyed it more because Pats fans are used to winning Super Bowls. I don't think it's even much of a question. 2001 and 2014 are both more celebrated Super Bowls for me personally. 28-3 was just funny. But I think for Saints fans 28-3 was like a second Super Bowl victory.
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I'm sure someday the Clark family will produce a doc about how much Andy Reid sucks and killed all his children.
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Best shape of career tweets starting season early. https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1772799225975210145
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