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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Gonz posted:

Larry Centers

Reggie Corner

# ? Mar 13, 2024 14:51

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:23

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

fartknocker posted:

He�s another of those guys where it seemed announcers always said his full name. Maybe cause it flowed better, maybe cause they just wanted to say Ebenezer.

Long after the names of my grandchildren elude me, I will never forget Al Michaels saying religiously for years "Romanian National Zoltan Mesko" whenever he came out to punt for the Patriots.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 15:08

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Nat Moore

# ? Mar 13, 2024 18:46

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Owen Daniels

# ? Mar 13, 2024 21:12

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kevin Walter

# ? Mar 13, 2024 21:16

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Owen Schmitt

# ? Mar 13, 2024 21:57

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Cecil Shorts

# ? Mar 13, 2024 22:30

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Chester Marcol, most famous for beating the Bears by having his field goal kick blocked, catching it, returning it for a TD, all the whole being coked out of his gourd and wearing nerd glasses.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 23:41

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Hot Diggity! posted:

Chester Marcol, most famous for beating the Bears by having his field goal kick blocked, catching it, returning it for a TD, all the whole being coked out of his gourd and wearing nerd glasses.

And the insane way he attempted suicide:

quote:

On 14 February 1986, Marcol attempted suicide by drinking a mixture of battery acid, rat poison, and vodka

(Marcol's still living and is/was an drug and alcohol abuse counselor)

# ? Mar 14, 2024 01:55

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

eddgar

# ? Mar 14, 2024 03:37

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

bustin befferson

# ? Mar 14, 2024 15:18

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Reggie Williams

# ? Mar 15, 2024 00:18

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Guido Merkens

# ? Mar 15, 2024 00:32

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Luscious Pusey

# ? Mar 15, 2024 12:05

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tracy Scroggins

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:59

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Those last two are rejected Bond characters, not actual football players

Pussy Galore

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:07

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Aaron Donald

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:13

Free Gratis: Apr 17, 2002; Karate Jazz Wolf

Brian Milne

Who is Brian Milne? Everyone remembers "Hakim drops the ball" but no one remembers "Brian Milne might've fallen on it".

Saints legend.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:55

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I was gonna say Gary Player but I guess that was a golfer, not a punter like I thought.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:22

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

gary punter

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:33

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Quiet Feet posted:

I was gonna say Gary Player but I guess that was a golfer, not a punter like I thought.

Scott Player

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:38

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Scott Player

Ah, that's who I was thinking of!

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:59

maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

Bear Pascoe

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:13

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Sav Rocca

# ? Mar 17, 2024 13:26

Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

Ben Graham.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 14:52

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Frank Zombo.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:13

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

GD_American posted:

Frank Zombo.

All of your dreams can come true...

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:28

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

Hank Baskett

# ? Mar 21, 2024 03:23

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Rex Burkhead

# ? Mar 24, 2024 18:54

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Laveranues Coles had a better career then you probably remember.

Also I had to google how to spell it, closed the tab, then had to google again because that vowel placement man.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 19:01

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Ray (Football) Guy

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:27

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Dan Kreider

Kendrell Bell

Atwaan Randle El

Mowelde Moore

Martavus Bryant

Markus Wheaton

# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:06

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Limas Sweed

# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:34

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

"tom brady"

# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:32

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Nick Toon

# ? Mar 25, 2024 03:50

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

kidcoelacanth posted:

"tom brady"

Tom Brandstater

# ? Mar 25, 2024 04:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Tom Brandstater

Keith Null

# ? Mar 25, 2024 04:41

The337th: Mar 30, 2011

how about a name with a little content included

Marques Tuiasosopo

not notable for much at all on the field, but there was one delightful moment thanks to an editor at EA's perfect curation of footage for the Madden 2004 introductions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOO2W97vgZw

# ? Mar 25, 2024 05:49

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

kidcoelacanth posted:

"tom brady"

I like remembering him cause it means I get to remember my own personal favorite QB Eli Manning making him cry

Doug "the muscle hamster" Martin

# ? Mar 25, 2024 07:05

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:23

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
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The337th posted:

how about a name with a little content included

Marques Tuiasosopo

not notable for much at all on the field, but there was one delightful moment thanks to an editor at EA's perfect curation of footage for the Madden 2004 introductions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOO2W97vgZw

Dude won my college team a rose bowl, respect

# ? Mar 25, 2024 07:07

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