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OwlFancier, crispix)
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Angepain posted:personally I didn't think the original photo reflected that badly on her, i mean who wouldn't have their soul leave their body on walking into Wally Wanker's Chocolate Experience or whatever. Willy-Wanker's "Chocolate" Experience
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Mar 1, 2024 11:33
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I'm gonna ask here in the UK politics thread because gently caress you that's why. Why does twitter load in Firefox but not Chrome? I've consistently got the very helpful "Something went wrong" error message on every single tweet in the past week or so on Chrome, but it's completely fine in Firefox. I'm logged out of twitter in both (incidentally I can't log in to twitter on Chrome because "Something went wrong")
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Mar 1, 2024 13:02
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Mebh posted:Speaking of naan bread. I recommend trying to make it. It's super easy. Yoghurt, self rising flour, salt, ghee, oil or butter to brush with after if you like. My naan recipe involves 90 minutes of waiting which makes it a faff in my opinion. Are you telling me I just mix it and bake? Post ur nan recips • 250g plain flour • 15ml white caster sugar • 8g dry yeast • 5ml salt • 45g greek yoghurt • 25g olive oil • 180ml water lukewarm • 30g unsalted butter melted • 30g garlic puree • 30g fresh coriander chopped 1. Whisk together the flour, sugar, yeast, salt 2. Separately, whisk together the yogurt, oil, and water 3. Combine and mix with a fork 4. Knead into a soft, slightly sticky dough 5. Place ball of dough in floured bowl 6. Flour top of ball and cover bowl with damp cloth 7. Leave in warm location for 90m 8. Remove to floured surface and divide into 6 9. Roll out each piece and place in hot skillet 10. When browned on bottom, flip over until browned 11. Remove from pan and brush with garlic butter mixture 12. Sprinkle with chopped coriander
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Mar 2, 2024 18:33
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You could butter the stamp to affix it to the naan.
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Mar 2, 2024 18:42
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*rolls 3 d20s* loving hell it's gonna be an oily naan tonight guys
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Mar 2, 2024 18:44
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Failed Imagineer posted:Maybe they just all couldn't be arsed. Almost relatable nobody wants to monarch any more
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Mar 3, 2024 08:33
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quote:The Budget will contain an £800m package of technology reforms aimed at freeing up NHS and police time, the Treasury has announced. How is AI going to do an x-ray How is a drone going to redirect traffic Edit: Oh also quote:Other key measures in the £800m investment include: Microplastics fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Mar 3, 2024 |
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Mar 3, 2024 09:09
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Somehow that star trek episode is on the front page of BBC news
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Mar 3, 2024 09:28
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Just Another Lurker posted:gently caress Hitler. 
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Mar 4, 2024 11:38
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domhal posted:nonce equiner Lmao Though it occurs to me that guav was probably going for that in the first place
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Mar 6, 2024 09:38
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*me pointing at the developing world's olive groves* oil have some o' that
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Mar 6, 2024 20:10
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Tesseraction posted:Rishi will allow the Rwandan envoy to turn up regardless, in a desperate bid to prove... something. He will refuse to elaborate. OwlFancier posted:Could be Buggery.
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Mar 6, 2024 20:48
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The Economist has an article on the UK election. https://www.economist.com/leaders/2024/02/28/how-to-build-a-british-voter The chart (about the Labour > Conservative cross-over age) was already posted yesterday but the article it came from has lots of choice content. First, some quotes about the difficulty that the Tories are facing, starting with that nugget: quote:Class was once the engine of British politics; increasingly it is your date of birth. At the last election, the age at which voters became more likely to support the Conservatives than Labour was 45. Our data show that at the next one this crossover age will be almost 70. quote:In 1997, the year Sir Tony won his first landslide victory, 27% of 18- to 24-year-olds voted Tory; our data suggest that the share of this cohort backing the Conservatives is now just 8%. quote:Our model confirms that the tide is going out on the Tories everywhere. The probability that a voter would choose the Tories if the election were held tomorrow has dropped for 96% of British adults since 2019. quote:the type of person who has swung most violently against the Conservatives is an older white man with a mortgage living in the north-west of England. quote:In the 1960s around an eighth of British voters switched their choice between elections. By the early 1980s the figure was closer to a fifth. Next time, our data suggest, the share of voters who intend to change parties will reach two-fifths. and now some additional lols: quote:Things can change between now and the election. Sir Keir might screw up quote:Sir Keir does not inspire any great enthusiasm. and some lol-worthy sensible centrist takes that only the Economist can manage quote:Sir Keir must be careful not to pander to his base at the cost of alienating swing voters. , including this absolutely dire phrase: quote:If people are locked into parties, politicians compete within their party over who wins the backing of their own side’s radical true believers. The marketplace for centrist voters does not function; the incentives to govern well are blunted.
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Mar 6, 2024 22:31
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Jeremy Corbyn I don't need to open twitter to know there's a thousand replies with pictures of Auschwitz in them
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Mar 8, 2024 08:25
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Mar 8, 2024 09:23
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quote:An 11-year-old boy was found behind the wheel when police pulled over a BMW X5 towing a suspected stolen caravan on the M1. This kid puts 11-year me to shame
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Mar 8, 2024 16:55
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Bless you
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Mar 8, 2024 17:48
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Miftan posted:My office Christ alive, I couldn't work in a place like that. I would murder everyone
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Mar 9, 2024 12:35
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Which countries are better? And how so? Germany, childcare France, trains Spain, weather Iceland, equality *, food
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Mar 10, 2024 01:04
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Communist Thoughts posted:LOL this is the most embarassing British opinion it's possible to have NJAN99 likes Britain because construction materials and labour and plant rent are so cheap, and regulations are so forgiving
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Mar 10, 2024 15:14
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serious gaylord posted:Plant rent is pretty good but the price of sheet material is like 200% what it was before the pandemic. Its criminal. More like poo poo material!!!
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Mar 10, 2024 17:04
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what about the fingers, Mail WHAT ABOUT THE FINGERS
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Mar 10, 2024 17:26
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Nonsense posted:Sunday Sport is the paper of record. I thought that was the Daily Record
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Mar 11, 2024 00:39
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Mebh posted:I don't want to get out of bed and go to work. But there are not enough posts in the thread to justify being a lazy baggins and keeping reading while under a pile of cats drat this is me too. When I get to the end of the thread I switch to BBC news and see if anything interesting is happening, then I switch back here and there's only 3 new posts? That's just not enough content and I'm dangerously close to logging into my work laptop
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Mar 11, 2024 10:58
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His nose looks like a cartoon of a nose
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Mar 11, 2024 13:55
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Imagining Sideshow bob but with wall mounted AV equipment instead of rakes
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Mar 11, 2024 13:57
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I'm not racist but I hate these races in particular:
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Mar 11, 2024 20:21
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Either he took that photo because he'd just made it while tweeting, or - more likely in my opinion - he had made that meal on a previous occasion and was proud enough to take a picture  Also does he have 3 kids or is one of those for him, an adult?
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Mar 11, 2024 21:35
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Trainee PornStar posted:
Lol I did that last night for my kid for dinner. Avocados and salmon on sourdough toast 
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Mar 11, 2024 22:48
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Rarity posted:Can't stop looking at that one chip that slipped onto the table which he didn't even bother to move before taking the pic Also a bunch of chips overhanging the plate (and even touching another plate, straddling plates ffs) even though there's plenty of room on the plate Whole thing's a mess
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Mar 11, 2024 23:03
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Look, she's in perfect health. Here's a video we took today of Kate going for a run in the countryside *grainy footage of human-like figure clambering through the woods*
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Mar 12, 2024 10:25
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And here she is doing some wild swimming
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Mar 12, 2024 10:27
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smellmycheese posted:tough on piss. tough on the causes of piss w.. water?
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Mar 12, 2024 20:21
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The article was posted a week or two ago but I've only now got around to playing around with the Economist's "build a voter" tool. You can plug in your demographics to see the percentages which is fun https://www.economist.com/interactive/uk-general-election/build-a-voter 
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Mar 12, 2024 22:07
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I tried to make the Toryest person Weirdly, "other asian" beats "white british" in Toryness
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Mar 12, 2024 22:46
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Apraxin posted:big brain rishi cooking up a bold new policy that will piss off absolutely everyone I don't understand this. If you're a failed asylum seeker (I.e. Asylum rejected) don't you just get deported? Why does the government need to sweeten the deal? Paying successful asylum seekers to leave would be the logical (but horribly BNPish) option
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Mar 13, 2024 01:21
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NotJustANumber99 posted:whats the big boat failure? I assume Bibby Stockholm, but the UK also has another big boat failure in its aircraft carrier. It's important to be specific
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Mar 13, 2024 01:40
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Computer, activate Emergency Ministerial Hologram "please state the nature of the political emergency"
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Mar 13, 2024 10:43
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feedmegin posted:It's a bad look to have people step off the plane and immediately be beheaded by the Taliban. "Asylum denied, you're not in danger. Buuuuut we're gonna send you... over there instead. For reasons."
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Mar 13, 2024 10:56
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If I'm going to mainline a bunch of gove clips I'm definitely going to need to finish my coffee, maybe do some limbering up
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Mar 14, 2024 10:40
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