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Plus modern main beams seem to be designed based on rather than seeing where you're going.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 12:13 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 14:19 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Am I old because I knew instantly what film that image is from? TACD posted:isn’t “puppy smuggling” also a euphemism for wearing a sweater over large breasts? or is that just something my internet-poisoned brain has invented? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud9zBKJJQe4
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 12:36 |
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smellmycheese posted:I regret to inform you that Mustard has gone woke
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 12:48 |
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Banned from TV for being the wrong kind of abuser.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 13:13 |
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Yeah just legalize coca leaf, import it from the workers' co-ops in Bolivia and Peru, people can make their own cocaine if they want, or just chew it to treat indigestion. You'd instantly get rid of 90% of the shady poo poo in the market. Or CRISPR algae to make cocaine and pull the rug out from under the market, surprised Boris and his laser rifles didn't propose that route, maybe his dealer threatened him.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 13:23 |
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It might be nice for the press to talk to the staff at the pubs and restaurants and cafes who are complaining that they just had their worst winter season on record and aren't getting any bonuses rather than the temporarily embarrassed discretionary spend people.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 14:21 |
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Scikar posted:Yeah, the economic point is a valid one and not everyone in the article is necessarily an arsehole, but it's hard to be sympathetic towards people who share no sympathy themselves. Lowering taxes to rectify a cost of living crisis is straight up FYGM Jaeluni Asjil posted:From what I gather (ok from watching too much Blaze channel), the Knights Templar had a complicated and not altogether adversarial relationship with the Muslamics.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 14:37 |
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Guavanaut posted:I forget who, but one of England's fash heroes got kicked out of Hungary for being associated with them, as a group too racist even for Hungarian politics. So whatever they were in the past, their current namesake is this bullshit: quote:Dowson relocated to Budapest, Hungary, and has been observed in several eastern European countries with his latest venture, Knights Templar International (KTI), along with the former BNP leader Nick Griffin and a Hungarian anti-abortion campaigner Imre Teglasy. Dowson's last sighting, according to the Daily Mirror, was on the Turkey–Bulgaria border with the KTI supplying equipment to a vigilante paramilitary group, the Shipka Bulgarian National Movement, to hunt down asylum seekers. Dowson was subsequently reported as having developed close links with the Russian extremist Aleksandr Dugin, with Dugin aiding Dowson in the establishment of a Belgrade office for his internet activity in support of the "alt-right".
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 14:45 |
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Also a really good way of increasing discretionary spend in the local economy would be to make sure that everyone can afford the basics, because then any wages on top of that tend to go to discretionary spend in the local economy. Media outlets only interviewing people who complain about taxes and rates deserves mockery.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 14:55 |
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Zalakwe posted:Owning a house is bizarrely often not as expensive as renting provided you can afford the deposit in an area you would like to have a house. I have a dream that if I ever win the lottery I am just going to provide houses outright then rent them cheaply, give one away to the renters as soon as I have the money to buy another saved up and so on
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 15:27 |
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domhal posted:Yes. But the Guardian knows where it's bread is buttered, and it's not at those places.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 15:50 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:You don't a loving SUV if you have kids. I have kids and I don't have a loving SUV and I am far more car dependant than most people aside from americans in this thread. My newest car is from 2007. It loving works. Zalakwe posted:The age crossover for likelihood of Labour vs Tory voting is now 68 (!!! and also lol). keep punching joe posted:Maybe my parenting was different because we ate meat that my dad bought in the pub and the kids rolled around in the boot of the estate car along with the dogs. It was fun but very much in a "we drank from the hose and ate lead paint and wore asbestos underpants that we cleaned by throwing them on the coal fire and we survived" facebook meme way.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 16:45 |
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keep punching joe posted:Found another article with rich people moaning about their lot in life Beaten at stupid lovely journalism by the stupid lovely journos.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 16:51 |
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Portuguese Jews invented fish and chips, and it's only because Spain and Portugal decided to be antisemites that it ended up as fast food in London.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 17:55 |
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sebzilla posted:BRING BACK TRADITIONAL BRITTISH FOOD Mushroom ketchup is good on pies though.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 18:06 |
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Yeah, they should be taxed in the 90s high school sense. Punch them and steal their poo poo.feedmegin posted:Someone should tell the chap that your tastebuds lose sensitivity with age. Things didn't actually all taste better when you were a kid, your body just worked better when you were a kid.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 18:36 |
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The toilet was in such bad condition that I shat in my kecks on purpose. Please tell everyone it was on purpose and there were communists near the toilet. Also please give me a fiver to buy some new ones.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 19:27 |
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Terry Pratchett posted:All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once. The Question IRL posted:Would you be able to buy new communists for a fiver? He'll, I'm not sure you could get many second hand ones for that price.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 19:58 |
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The Mail presenting a bit of a non sequitur
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 08:38 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Thank you for reading this edition of Handsome Men
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 10:31 |
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I bet if you renamed 'disestablishmentarianism' to 'privatizing the CofE' you could get the tories to support it in an instant, it's pretty funny that one of the few Crown enterprises they haven't scrapped or sold off is the one that allows a bunch of old men to wander around the upper house scuppering all their plans.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 11:01 |
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radmonger posted:I mostly joke, but are there many places in England where anyone could honestly say it was less of a shithole than 20 years ago? Also despite the insistence of every curtain twitcher on nextdoor and thisisleicester violent crime is down from 20 years ago, and the streets are cleaner in most places. Lord of the Llamas posted:it's baffling to see all these prolier-than-thou takes on a household with two kids that doesn't make that much given the wife doesn't work - likely because of the shitshow that is UK childcare and its associated costs. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Mar 6, 2024 |
# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 12:02 |
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Lord of the Llamas posted:If we taxed wealth properly then he probably could pay less taxes. Is your proposition that families with young children who are materially worse off than equivalent families 10 years ago and are facing decaying public services and a high interest high inflation economy should be paying more in taxes? Simply because he's baited into saying an ignorant thing by a hack journalist? I didn't realise we only wanted to improve conditions for the purest of true believers. I don't think he should be eaten by wolves or anything, but I don't think he was baited into anything, he's still in a trickle down economics bubble, which is probably in large part because of how insulated he was up until now.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 12:21 |
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Sadsack posted:Police Officers having discretion on when some racisms are fine and when some racisms are naughty is not something anyone wants.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 12:57 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:"pegging" forkboy84 posted:The Glasgow Wonka Experience is officially no longer funny NoneMoreNegative posted:The fact that every time they'd ban Spice the manufacturers would spin up a new molecule a little further removed from a 'safe' weed analog to some frankenhigh, and you'd never know what version number you were getting During the 2 year period where mephedrone was legal and readily available, stimulant deaths hit a record low. Then they shot back up as people switched back to cocaine or new far worse legal highs. That oval office has blood on his hands and all because the Sun repeated an obvious hoax about scrotal centipedes and he believed it.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 13:56 |
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Ah, the Sunday Sport.NoneMoreNegative posted:Yeah that's touched on in the video too, just total reactive policies. And being Home Secretary he had the powers to contact the police and hospitals to find out if the obvious hoax story was an obvious hoax, and could even have swung that around into an attack on the press printing open lies. But nope, election year, gotta be tough even if it causes a 50% rise in drug deaths, isn't even spelled right, and then they lose the election anyway.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 14:16 |
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Tesseraction posted:Oof the t-shirt is worse Getting a conversation going around affirmative (or better yet enthusiastic) consent isn't the worst idea, but really that needs to start with getting young people comfortable with open communication first, which means shutting down all the people wittering about inclusive sex ed in schools. Just slamming a law in place without that and when rape conviction rates are abysmal as is will be worse than useless for all the reasons on the last page about drug laws plus more. I get the feeling that this is more 'publicity stunt' than 'good faith debate about sex and relationship education' though. DreddyMatt posted:That argument only works if labour have policies so similar to the Tories that they're at risk of then stealing them
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 15:58 |
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Yeah they should be having policies that the Tories can't copy, like proposing actual concrete state investment and public service improvement. (Instead under Starmer we'll get aerated concrete state investment and public services ) Jaeluni Asjil posted:I was thinking more like Bad Eel Ananas meme ruined by an anus.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 16:19 |
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Operation Diamond Storm 2: Enduring Peedom
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 16:32 |
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I too have fancy leather binders for my Hustler magazines and Viz comics that I keep next to my flag and flagpole and John Lewis lamp.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 16:37 |
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Gort posted:Such a needless own goal, too. He could have just said "We condemn all violence and call for a ceasefire" and that's what everyone would've expected.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 17:24 |
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I too have gone off alone and partaken joyously of a hot dog on a Friday. It's terrible that that kind of thing got coopted by QAnon and fash but I guess that's what can happen when you try to do "John Birch Society but lol"
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 17:48 |
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The Left: What a useless oval office The Right: What a useless oval office Lib Dems: What a useless oval office
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 18:54 |
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Microplastics posted:*me pointing at the developing world's olive groves* oil have some o' that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67helU71pk I have some of the good soaps and all claims of divinity aside, olive oil and alkali is still a good way to make a bar of soap, they've been doing it for long enough Probably going to get drone struck by Luke Akehurst now.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 20:27 |
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Much like calling a copper 'white', you can't just spray 'british' on a woman's statue. Very racist.Tesseraction posted:Oh I remember buying some of that. Haven't even used it I just look at it and think about the centuries of history of making it.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 20:44 |
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I recall she claimed to not know how that worked. It's fine as long as everyone gives enthusiastic consent though, which makes it better than Thatcherism.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 20:47 |
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BalloonFish posted:Seems wrong to give this trivial culture war fantasy more thought than it deserves but, hey Over the course of my life, I've seen sex shops go from seedy dives like that episode of Bottom to brightly lit stores where women can get expertly fitted for lingerie, and porn go from sex offenders with access to a printing press like Hugh Hefner and Richard Desmond to women with advanced degrees in sex and gender studies doing talk shows about consent and relationships like Angela White. And some people are weirdly furious about this. I guess some of them are misinformed Mary Whitehouse types who think that more sex talk means more sex offenses, when the opposite is true, and some are old men who think that you're not allowed to have a wank in your garden shed now because of the wokes, but in the case of the Spectator, the newspaper of Rod Liddle and Toby Young's "ho ho, I am a paedophile, not really, but imagine if I was, wouldn't that be funny, ho ho" I am deeply suspicious of anything they say about the topic, regardless of who is saying it.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 10:15 |
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People in glass houses shouldn't blow loads
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 10:29 |
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Zalakwe posted:Porn in general is known to be bad for the brain. Zalakwe posted:Edit: It should also be noted that studies have found BDSM practitioners tend to be healthy and well adjusted mentally I recall the sociologist Humphry Knipe saying similar about people who can't communicate their desires clearly turning to intimidation tactics and therefore more likely to be socially harmful, but thinking on it I can't remember exactly how he phrased that, only that he married erotic photographer Suze Randall, exposed a bunch of shady poo poo at Hefner's Playboy Mansion, and his daughter Holly Randall is famous as a reformer in the industry and sex talk host. And now I'm sad about twisto's passing because I'm sure he'd have some interesting insight into that web of people. crispix posted:i fancy you could have found the hardest 1990s gangster in north america and effin mary would have beaten that gangster into submission in a gently caress off "fuckin wat?"
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 12:30 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 14:19 |
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PriorMarcus posted:So what is it that Keith saw which scared him so much? forkboy84 posted:he did a guest spot on a Kool Keith track last year
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