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OwlFancier, crispix)
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*spends half a century doing gently caress all for working people and watching inequality grow with a hearty chuckle, lights cigar with $20 note and puts both cigar and £20 note on parliamentary expenses* *blames immigrants for country falling apart for ~30 years* *loots country of everything that made it worth living in for self and mates* *paints beardy old social democrat who wishes to end homelessness and food poverty as an extremist threat to national security and also somehow history's most virulent anti-semite* *fans flames of culture wars at every opportunity like a 5 year old problem child with dog shite on a stick* *gassp* OOH NO, no!!! we must stop this extremism it is a threat to our demotratsy and way of life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Mar 1, 2024 23:11
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i mean yes people hailed taxis around the same time people hailed hitler but they were very different gestures
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Mar 2, 2024 02:23
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Mebh posted:ghee see this is funny cause in rural parts not far from here that word (spelled differently i imagine) means minge
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Mar 2, 2024 22:38
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and  is wab hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehhee
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Mar 2, 2024 22:38
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Bizarre choice of venue for a photoshoot! wasn't the iron chancellor gordon brown's nickname?
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Mar 3, 2024 16:36
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BalloonFish posted:2010 wasn't my first GE and, still in my One Nation Conservatism phase, I voted for Cameron 
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Mar 3, 2024 17:07
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:
new bill and ted film looking pretty loving weird here crispix fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 3, 2024 |
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Mar 3, 2024 21:24
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i've seen people get into financial holes because instead of getting a car they can afford they got something on hire purchase to be seen in i find it impossible to have sympathy 
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Mar 5, 2024 11:05
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DON'T BE SO CRUDE 
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Mar 5, 2024 11:24
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we spell it plough in this house
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Mar 5, 2024 11:24
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smellmycheese posted:MUST ACT LIKE HUMAN if that useless oval office tried to stack a dishwasher you'd hear a crash and he'd come crawling using just his arms out of the room, breathlessly, with a pyrex dish lodged up his hole
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Mar 6, 2024 00:02
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Guavanaut posted:The Mail presenting a bit of a non sequitur surely that's reportable as animal cruelty look at the fuckin size of that fat oval office lol
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Mar 6, 2024 19:23
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its gussy is spilling over the saddle
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Mar 6, 2024 19:24
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fuctifino posted:Heroes walk among us: i love the name ekin-su, it makes me imagine the yorkshire version of a woman in my town who worked in the chip shop who was called effin mary because of her fondness for a particular word of anglo-saxon origin
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Mar 7, 2024 12:12
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she said gently caress a lot
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Mar 7, 2024 12:12
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i fancy you could have found the hardest 1990s gangster in north america and effin mary would have beaten that gangster into submission in a gently caress off
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Mar 7, 2024 12:15
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elect michael stone to the commons next imo
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Mar 7, 2024 19:05
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 lool this picture still tickles me not many places in the world would you get that kind of nonchalance from people responding to someone running into a government building with a gun
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Mar 7, 2024 19:08
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taliban did that too, the big beardy killjoys
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Mar 9, 2024 16:58
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if fink yoll find it ares called grate britan actually and if you don't like it get out simple as 
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Mar 10, 2024 17:21
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lol kate having a photo taken of her is top news story on tv
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Mar 10, 2024 19:09
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"why isn't she wearing her wedding ring" THIS IS A SILLY QUESTION HER LOVING PERFECT HUSBAND IS BEHIND THE CAMERA TAKING THE PICTURE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
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Mar 10, 2024 19:15
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it took me a very long time to see it, i enjoyed it very much
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Mar 10, 2024 20:01
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 ma reckons the photo has been shopped
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Mar 10, 2024 22:47
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forkboy84 posted:I must admit, I don't think I expected this thread to get quite so into the latest royals gossip. it's not really your standard gossip about x having an affair or y harassing z because y's a massive racist, though, there's a woman who's disappeared
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Mar 10, 2024 23:51
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NORMAN!!! CATHERINE MANIPULATED THE ROYAL MOTHERING SUNDAY PHOTOGRAPH, NORMAN!!!!!!!!! ... CATHERINE THE PRINCESS OF WALES!! WHO DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT, NORMAN?!?! WHAT IF I HAD ALREADY FRAMED THAT PHOTOGRAPH FOR THE GREAT ROOM, NORMAN?!? SELFISH, THOUGHTLESS, SILLY GIRL!!! I SHOULD HOPE THAT THE PRINCE SCOLDS HER FOR HER IMPERTINENCE, NORMAN!!! SHE'S NOT ROYAL BLOOD!!!! SHE SHOULD KNOW HER PLACE, NORMAN!!! I SHOULD RATHER THINK WILLIAM WOULD HAVE DONE A FINE JOB OF TOUCHING UP THE PHOTOGRAPH, NORMAN, HE HAS TWELVE G-C-S-Es!! I SHOULD THINK HE IS A WHIZZ-KID ON THE HOME-COMPUTER, NORMAN! HE SHOULD MAKE CATHERINE TAKE AN EVENING CLASS TO IMPROVE HER SKILLS ON THE HOME COMPUTER BEFORE SHE USES IT AGAIN, NORMAN!! crispix fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mar 11, 2024 16:40
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just tried out my new tin opener, well pleased with it, like
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Mar 11, 2024 16:53
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6 turns, open very smooth
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Mar 11, 2024 16:53
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i reckon all this chaos is a result of old majesty queen no longer being around she was just knocking the poo poo out of them if they stepped out of line, careful like, so as not to bruise any bits that would be photographed, and they all lived in fear of her
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Mar 11, 2024 17:00
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for real though is this a hostage situation? has anyone called the polis and/or the social? :/
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Mar 11, 2024 18:15
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he asked chatgpt what is a traditional british family comfort food and it told him sure! sausages, chips and beans is a traditional british family comfort food
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Mar 11, 2024 21:40
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 WUNNT MA CUNTREH BAK
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Mar 11, 2024 23:13
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Failed Imagineer posted:Plus releasing an additional photo of the back of her head as proof of life, its way beyond credibility. More interest than their family have gotten since Liz died and the vast majority of people would be satisfied by a 5-second video or something. Maybe they just think that's beneath them but even that is hilarious. the BBC had a different picture of her in the car with her face visible from god knows when  this shite and the body language in the car says william has assaulted her to the point of needing plastic surgery imo
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Mar 12, 2024 12:59
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Reveilled posted:And honestly we could get much more bang for our buck if we replaced them with actors. We could hire new kings, queens and princesses at a fraction of the cost and get them to do the tours of the palaces for the tourists. brian blessed is the natural king imo just look and him, listen to him, he's so kingy
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Mar 12, 2024 13:06
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and alan rickman can be the weird, evil prince who tries to do a usurpin... ooh he died  in 2016, jeez
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Mar 12, 2024 13:08
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miriam margolyes for kindly but bossy old queen
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Mar 12, 2024 13:09
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also i find the grumpy scotnats being grumpy about everyone discussing kate theories even more entertaining than the kate theories 
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Mar 12, 2024 13:15
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happyhippy posted:He was, Blackadder 1. I KNOW
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Mar 12, 2024 13:15
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Guavanaut posted:autonomous sensory putting this one away for mrs norman
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Mar 12, 2024 15:12
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Rarity posted:https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1767271520995270667 that picture was taken right after someone had asked him exactly how big of a oval office he is
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Mar 12, 2024 15:14
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