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Apraxin posted:lmao, can't alloway the galloway im late but this has been making me laugh for genuine hours, nothing but respect for the ultimate grift king
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 17:35 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:06 |
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this means that rochdale will be a very funny place to watch during the GE, if nothing else.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 17:55 |
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forkboy84 posted:Our PM is giving a speech outside Downing Street at 5:30. People seem to expect he's going to cry about the big mean public bullying our smol bean MPs & now he's going to have to bring in some draconian New Labour-esque anti-protest laws. hearing reports he's going to appoint galloway as his deputy PM as a show of unity.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 18:35 |
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this is one of the weakest pm speeches ever lol, he's not going to make it to the general
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 18:51 |
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EvilHawk posted:Why the gently caress did he make that speech on a Friday evening? Announcing nothing (the protest stuff was talked about earlier this week)? he's terrified of how overshadowed he is.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 19:22 |
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EvilHawk posted:So what the gently caress was wrong with the Lib Dem candidate? the national image of the lib dems couldn't be worse, they only exist as a collection of a few local focused candidates these days
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 20:28 |
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there's something deeply grim about all this going on about "political violence" from the lot that completely handwaved an MP getting murdered during an election
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 00:57 |
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by far the funniest result in the next GE would be a hung parilment but knowing labour they would enter coalition with the tories.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 02:21 |
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on one hand, i would like 75 grand otoh, everything in this country is insanely hollowed out and gutted, it's loving shite living here even if you're doing alright.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 16:44 |
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i often joke that we are hungary with nukes but hungary actually gets the benefit of EU subsidies while doing as much racist poo poo as possible lol
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 16:49 |
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I'm leaving this country as soon as our decrepid passport office gets around to sending me mine.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 01:18 |
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they are going to kill her before they deploy covid 20 to trap us in our 15 minute cities
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 23:28 |
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they're probably holding back the death news until after the oscars newscycle, it would be very shameful for the palace to be gazumped by news about barbie winning 14 oscars
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 23:43 |
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she's so dead
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 23:52 |
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Jakabite posted:PALACE: We regret to inform the nation that Lady Catherine, Princess of Wales, has joined Hamas i can't believe jeremy corbyn did this
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 00:17 |
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 00:31 |
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kingturnip posted:It is getting hard to tell who in this thread is still engaging with the 'Kate is dead' conspiracy for the ironic lols and who's genuinely invested. im always genuinely invested in dead royals
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 00:46 |
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can't imagine how you're feeling right now smellmycheese. hope things work out for you, seconding all the advice to speak to the police to cover yourself at a minimum
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 22:21 |
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my favorite thing about gambling in this country now is that if you're signed up to any gambling website with your phone number, they'll sell the data to shady sites that advertise "no gambstop" as a selling point. it's grim
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 19:13 |
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Rarity posted:SHE HIT THE FLOOR the queen when she finally croaked:
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 00:45 |
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Vitamin P posted:Does the political plan of Not Voting Labour extend anywhere beyond that? Owen Jones communicated something approaching a plan but his take was still pretty weak. the greens and lib dems don't runs my consituency, so for me it's basically just voting for any decent seeming independants.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 23:21 |
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also i just went on a dive to find out the last tory to win my constiuency was... Harold Macmillan lol
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 23:27 |
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Vitamin P posted:That's cool, throw your vote away on an independent that will lose. But in the meantime maybe put time into pushing the open door of electoral reform so your next vote might actually matter. how about you make a vote that gets you some bitches
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 00:39 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Disturbing reports out of London its funny, living in an area with more violent crime than even the roughest london boroughs and I still wouldn't shy away from wearing jewlery and wearing a watch, the hysteria is so embarassing.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 14:47 |
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smellmycheese posted:Chain probe. Set your alarm for every 6 hours like the FYAD oddballs do if the mods make me IK, I will do this. my sleep is bad enough it'd actually be pretty normal
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 13:59 |
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he was a massive oval office and he was rightfully threadbanned.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:34 |
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keep punching joe posted:Tories will pull some sort of scheme where they just prorogue parliament indefinitely and never have to call another election. would probably be an improvement over the last 30 years tbh
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 14:53 |
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Tesseraction posted:I'm not sure having the dregs of the worst political party in Westminster in charge indefinitely is an improvement. agreed, the last 316 years have been terrible for this country.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:06 |
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Dabir posted:Ah cool, we're back at the "Ukraine should lay down their arms and surrender to Russia because killing Russians is what the Great Satan America wants" stage of the discussion seems to me like people were saying that if continuing the war is so popular in ukraine they shouldn't need to be deporting people who fled the war back to the country to fight in it? ukraine's goverment ultimately gets to decide if they surrender or not but ukraine can't hold elections due to the state of emergency, so it's not like they have any say in any of this.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:56 |
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during one of my college courses they showed "I, Daniel Blake" and it genuinely made me feel ill.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:16 |
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not the only donkeys ive seen at polling stations wearing rosettes.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 21:50 |
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Nuclear Spoon posted:interesting there's no exit poll for the local elections - like turning on a lower league match and there's no VAR much like var, the exit polls steal the joy of seeing the results pop up live.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 22:08 |
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now that fox has revealed himself to be a sex offender as well as a complete conspiracy theorist he's probably going to win
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 22:10 |
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showing a press card should disenfrachise you, if anything.
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 23:55 |
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lol
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:08 |
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not sure they want another winter to go by, they'll probably lose another 10% of their voters to natural causes
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 23:45 |
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i know labour are polling really well but they literally don't have any policies right? I know they have the fake rail nationalisation one but do they have a single other position even?
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 23:37 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Are the Azov Battalion still Neo Nazis? they're woke now actually
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:38 |
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smellmycheese posted:It’s gonna get even darker once Trump turns off NATO and we have to start sending Gen Z into the meat grinder for a Euro ground war lol born too late to explore the world, too early to explore space born just in time to die fighting putler over estonia.
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:34 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:06 |
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its crazy how antisemitism has become a genuinely meaningless word now
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:22 |