symbolic posted:

good stuff everyone

Al! posted:

in mass effect seth green fucks and cums in his computer, and this is actual canon

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you're posting on something awful dot com, with Jeffrey (SFX: honk-shoo, honk-shoo) and the Koos (SFX: screeching prison door swings shut)

Kotaku posted:

I suppose it makes some sense for Tifa and Yuffie to have a bit more muscle than they currently do in the game. The former is a martial artist, the latter is a ninja. Those professions require some beefiness, right? I just don’t know if anyone was expecting them to look like Dwayne Johnson or John Cena. I mean, these women look like they bench press at least 200 lbs. This means that, if Cloud Strife really weighs 160 lbs, any one of these women can pick him up, no problem. Similarly, while we don’t know Sephiroth’s official weight, I’ll totally assume “Aerith Gainsbro,” “Beefa” Lockhart, and “Buffie” Kisaragi could crush him. No Materia required.

Ibram Gaunt posted:

lol I thought I remembered it being "I'm cheating, so I assume he is too, so it's ok that I'm also cheating" circular logic stuff.

kotaku posted:

There is a spark in my life, thankfully. If there wasn't, I probably wouldn't have made it to today, to be honest. I have a boyfriend now (and I've had him for over a year now, so you do that math—I'm a cheating cheater (my husband had been, too), and while that isn't the only thing that made us fall to pieces, it certainly is among the reasons).

Dandywalken posted:

The best part is that in addition to the incredible character models, FudgeX02 has given them each fitting and hilarious names. We’re talking “Aerith Gainsbro,” “Beefa” Lockhart, and “Buffie” Kisaragi. They’re so good, I’m dying, and it makes me wonder if Mako is actually just a green protein shake.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

pentyne posted:

fact check: true

pentyne posted:

your mind is weak and feeble, in another age you would've been left to wolves

sebmojo posted:

and I don't even care if people are not 100% accurate about it, companies don't have feelings

HonorableTB posted:

me but a handful of regulars in the GBS Ukraine thread were bought them and we were able to get them blanked

Good soup! posted:

Me after waiting three years for the PC port

Antivehicular posted:

Ah yes, the timeless "it's fine to make fun of people with developmental-disability-based insults as long as you don't say That One Bad Word" argument

Mordiceius posted:

How much do I need to pay to get them to shout slurs at me?

Plant MONSTER. posted:

My mom liked it when we played Fable cause she loved hearing the music and silly voices

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

concentration camp collapse syndrome

pog boyfriend posted:

99% of forum warriors give up their decades long grudge the post before they would have finally gotten through

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Ullillia would NEVER post in yospos.

Paladinus posted:

Ibram Gaunt posted:

The new Rimworld expansion comes out tomorrow...

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Mr. Nice! posted:

this ain't that kind of bar.

Kotaku posted:

The Stellar Blade demo has been out since March 29, and if you manage to beat it, your save data will carry over to the full game when it launches as a PlayStation 5 exclusive on April 26. One thing I was curious about was the “Skin Suit,” an outfit for protagonist Eve that basically has her traversing the world in the nude and makes the game way more challenging. Surprisingly, at least in the demo, it’s an incredibly easy thing to unlock, so since I just learned how to get it, I figured I’d teach you how to get it, too. Sharing is caring, after all.