Dongicus posted:

its drakengard march

euroshopper posted:

how tf does pentyne remember and catalogue every Forum Moment no matter how big

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the admins of this forum spread misinformation about videogames. leave this website. get out now

Plant MONSTER. posted:

My memories of Ohtori as a poster is that she is relatively normal but people around her just go nuts

Stux posted:

sosmeone i had had no negative interactions with quit the forums blaming me and then reregged very obviously and was friendly to me as this "new" person. baffling

Leal posted:

Capcom releases a DLC to make pawns stop calling players gay

Frank Frank posted:

What is their deal anyway? They've recently started popping up in a ton of the threads I post in and seem to post in the style of "anime gibberish" whether or not it's relevant to the current subject of the thread.

pentyne posted:

The Cree poster is goated because they walked into a "Canada is loving great" thread and casually disagreed, which led to the completely bafflement and shock of several posters

Spanish Manlove posted:

I love goons.

Stux posted:

video essays have made everyone so unbearably stupid lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

let's all give them loads of attention

Leal posted:

There is this guy I've watched who would constantly go "Please watch my Lost series" and its 4 videos that, when combined, will require 19 and a half hours to watch it all

Stux posted:

idk the most consistently insane and deranged ppl on this website are the really old guys imgho

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Ban anyone under 25 and over 45 imo.

Heath posted:

There was a period of time where bringing up someone's pre-woke period or whatever you'd call it was enough to get them absolutely demolished but I think people figured out that that's bad and sucks

Ibram Gaunt posted:

All the scenes between Meruum and Komugi in hxh are peak.

copy posted:

good grief but also lol at opening that thread and reading boba pearl talk about how the cowbomber paid for their crimes

Rags to Liches posted:

posting is extremely serious business to many goons

Pablo Nergigante posted:

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cumpantry posted:

you will find it is the ocarina and, yes, Link is a chud.

Marcade posted:

Link is a murderer. He killed Hylian guards. We will probably never know exactly what he was thinking. Obviously I did not know Link. I never saw him in person and never spoke to him. But he represented something very special to me. In such a cut-throat, dirty, dark, often disgusting, business he was one of the good ones. When people talked poo poo about games and the bastards involved in it, you could always point out Link as the exception to the rule. He was the one you could point to as a true professional who honored the genre he loved, who was passionate about it, who proved that you could dedicate your life to bombing dodongos without being insane or scum or a monster. He was the ace in the hole. He was the one who wasn't in it for the rupees or because he was a failed protagonist in another game or because he wanted to get rich quick or because he wanted to be a movie star or because he saw saving Hyrule as a means to an end. He was in it for being a hero. He was dedicated to being the best hero he could be, and it showed in the Dark World.

I wanted to be a gamer since I was a little kid, and one of the very worst moments of my life was a cold night in San Antonio when I was on the phone to my girlfriend a thousand miles away and finally admitted to myself and to her that coming to Texas to play games had been a mistake. Coming to grips that I was simply not athletically or charismatically talented enough to be a gamer was one of the worst moments of my life. The business glorifies the boyhood dreams that come true. My boyhood dream wasn't going to come true, and it was an upsetting, soul-crushing revelation that upsets and discourages me to this day.

Since then I lived vicariously through Link in a lot of ways. He wasn't a man who was destined to be a hero. He couldn't talk. He wasn't charismatic in the usual way. He was quiet. He was short. The only thing he had going for him was his work ethic. He wasn't a third generation protagonist. He wasn't physically gifted. He wasn't someone who had words come easy to him. But through sheer effort he was able to become one of the greatest adventurers in history. By 12 years old.

Link was only twelve, and he was already a legend on the verge of myth. That's how talented he was, and how respected.

I cannot reconcile in my mind that the man who unnecessarily gave back so much to Nintendo could end his life the way he did. I can't understand how a man could spend weeks and months trying to give back to younger guys like Sheikah, putting forth the care and effort to help them find their voice in the game, and that that same man could kill guards only weeks later. It doesn't make sense. It shouldn't have happened this way. Not for him, not for Zelda, and not for their decendants.

Link owed me nothing. But I still feel the loss. I selfishly lived through many of his accomplishments and now feel lost. I can only speak for myself, but I feel that for a lot of us Mondays and Fridays are rocks of stability in a storm of stress and uncertainty. Every week the show goes on. Every week the show is from somewhere new, somewhere in the world, but every week it comes into our homes.

And that will continue. But Link is dead. And he died a murderer. And whether it be insanity, green potions, or just the actions of a clear-eyed monster, what is done is done. And one of the pillars for the guysat Nintendo and one of the pillars for fans is gone. And everything that pillar held up is tainted and dripping with blood.

Link was a murderer. And I don't know how to accept that.

NoiseAnnoys posted:

it’s like hating dessert. idgi.

Phlegmish posted:

That guy is apparently still around and every single one of his posts has that same insufferable self-righteous tone

Nuns with Guns posted:

lol

Spanish Manlove posted:

Ok Barney

Dr. Fishopolis posted:

the survival of the thread hinging on the world's cringest powerpoint presentation that thankfully made jeff clap his hands like a cymbal monkey

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Thinking about the cspam goon who thought he was doing accelerationism by refusing to sort his recyclables.

Dongicus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-XvHyy1WL8

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Sung to Prodigy - Firestarter:

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

I'm the ventilated
Sample aggravated

Stux posted:

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

Bicyclops posted: