PYF Legends: Sam, it's me, Bare Assman.

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ibram Gaunt posted:

The funniest twist would be if he was successful at some boring job and had a loving family and still did this.

The bravest warrior of all, protecting his hot wife and beloved children by inventing a much stupider family to replace them in his public life

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

On the plus side, I feel like making your actual children draw crayon fanart for your Nier LP would be kind of hosed up, so maybe lying is better sometimes

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 23:00

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Al! posted:

one of the funniest overlooked parts is that he apparently planned to continue running the discord as a teenage japanese runaway

This at least explains what his exit strategy was. Dude looked at the market trends, decided making his streaming persona a teenage Japanese girl was more profitable than staying a generic white guy, and put the most convoluted possible plan into motion when he could have just gotten a generic vtuber rig and called it a day

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 01:15

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Mordiceius posted:

Looking forward to his rebirth as a vtuber

"Guys, it turns out I'm such an important government security asset that I was uploaded onto the secret federal mainframe in the last second before my death. Got LOADS of time and processing power to do that Rebirth LP!"

One month later: "I have cancer of the motherboard"

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 01:29

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Blarghalt posted:

He was always a pathological liar but I like to think it was Drakengard specifically that sent him over the edge into the really hilariously over the top lies

Talking about his special ops PTSD but it's all about cannibal elves

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 02:45

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The image of this dude sitting around his house with dozens of corpses, chatting on Discord and being concerned primarily with his house's resale value, is so precious. Did he think that real-world corpses also just despawn after a minute

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 06:06

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Meat Wagon posted:

Need help writing my eulogy for the funeral. Should I keep it classy with a traditional chicken soup recipe or go wild with a tomato soup recipe?

Go for some Italian funeral soup

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 11:47

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Robert Denby posted:

(Except for Speedball, who got rightfully booted for sexual harassment.)

Sad but unsurprised chuckle

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:14

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

THEY HATED HIM BECAUSE HE ~~TOLD THE TRUTH~~ WAS ACTUALLY JUST A CREEP

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

man what

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm just going to assume that the cancer got TDI and it triggered the deadman switch to nuke his Discord and buy his community members weird avs, like a pharaoh having his servants buried with him

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 03:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm impressed he had the restraint to just have Fakewife leave him and take Fakeson when he decided to write them out, instead of a tragic car accident or explosive Ebola or something

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 10:58

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Man, he was only 68. This loving blows

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 04:42

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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pentyne posted:

what the gently caress Dragons Dogma 2?

"let's put youtubers into our games" was a Yakuza specific thing not a general aspiration

Enjoying the contrast between anime cat-creature, guy who used a camera filter, and two people who look like they're taking headshots for the website of their marketing firm

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 01:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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The Saddest Rhino posted:

If I recall the riven rape rpgs started off as mafia games which makes it even stranger

I know fragments of this history and it's all completely bananas. (Short version: people really invested in Mafia kept making games that required more and more time investment and more and more RP components, some people involved were creeps, everything developed exactly how you'd think)

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 02:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I think those were some different game weirdos -- IIRC the lady was called Satine Phoenix, but I can't remember the dude's name?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 04:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I meant Apocalypse World, with its rather gratuitous sex mechanics.

Apocalypse World is completely different people who are well-regarded in the industry and not, to the best of my knowledge, sex creeps

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 07:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Sleng Teng posted:

I feel like there were 10 of these guys

Yeah, I think it was a different goon who came into the car forum to yell at people for using the t-slur to refer to transmissions, having very clearly searched the forum for slurs so they could go yell at people using them

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 22:14

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the only reason yajirobe exists is because toriyama felt guilty about putting krillin's voice actress out of work so he made yajirobe and said he had the same voice as krillin so she could voice him until krillin was revived. respect

King poo poo right here

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 22:52

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i confused chibisoma with delphisage another bizarre goon hated and reviled on every internet forum

Is Chibisoma the Gunnerkrigg Court maniac, the Rock Band forums maniac, or both of these

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 00:28

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Plot twist: Chibisoma had the sweatiest palms known to man and could only keep a controller in his hands via 2002's most advanced cooling tech

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 01:32

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I had forgotten the part about having to go watch George Takei videos to calm down

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 01:53

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Danaru posted:

https://twitter.com/UESP_net/status/1768453868147409035?t=cA5PSrhQ7dUSa36Xg44ojA&s=19

I love every video game bugfix that's like "it crashes the game when X does Y, and we couldn't figure out why, so we just made X stop doing Y, bing bong fixed"

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 05:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Thinking about the dudes in college who used to call Tidus "Meg Ryan," and how they weren't wrong

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 23:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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ImpAtom posted:

The strongest FF team would be Gogo, Vivi, Lulu and Tataru Taru

Unspeakable cosmic power, plus the bookkeeping is impeccable

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 00:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Tiny Myers posted:

it also leads to really sweet interactions like a survivor gesturing you over and pointing at your pride flag and nodding really eagerly. then you notice the matching flag on their belt. i always let them go when they do this

Should have had them lead you to their lovely teammates so you could fully reenact The Hellbound Heart

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 19:53

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I've been told that Goldbelly's business model is really designed for corporate gifting, where local food is a quirky fun gift to clients and it's all going on an expense account anyway, but that only makes the cookies funnier IMHO

Well, if you assume Lowtax actually liked them and wasn't just trying to screw his family out of child support via frivolous spending

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 03:12

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

On one hand, I could go the rest of my life without hearing grown-rear end adults seriously discuss Harry Potter. On the other, you often get someone coming out of the woodwork to defend wizard racism and/or talk about how much they wanted to gently caress Severus Snape, so that's at least entertaining. Sort of.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 00:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I watched the first Harry Potter movie with my dad and my major memory of it is his talking about how Ravenclaw was the house with the most badass name, hence the best house. He was right

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 01:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

My favourite genre of trolling is 'participating in the thread'

Donald Pentium still the GOAT

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 20:25

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Leal posted:

Love the "I'm having a bunch of fun with this game!! gently caress it and gently caress the devs" style of poster

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 00:50

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Mordiceius posted:

Rofl. it owns how insane some of these companies are

even FFXIV, most of the cash shop cosmetic items are single character - which is baffling.

you buy an emote but ONE CHARACTER ONLY gets it

This always gets me because this isn't even a game that encourages alts, except for RP I guess? So how much more money can they possibly be making forcing RPers to buy emotes twice or three times, compared to how much whale goodwill they're burning through?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 01:20

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Snow Cone Capone posted:

won't someone please think of the horny catgirls spamming the /vexed emote

Now I'm thinking of the horny catgirl on my server whose broadcast message was "MY NAME WAS NOT OFFENSIVE," because calling yourself "Pawgasm Uwu" is obviously totally clean

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 04:03

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

so what's everyone been playing tonight

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 09:24

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Sisal Two-Step posted:

is that book any good? i've thought about picking it up.

I've read it and didn't think it was that great. The pacing's really hosed -- the writer is trying to do all-killer-no-filler, but an online relationship that devolves into first mundane abuse and then grotesque horror really needs more room to develop, IMHO? It ends up feeling super rushed.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 21:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Just reading a five-billion-page-long CCCC thread from 2014, as one does

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 23:23

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Ibram Gaunt posted:

So was the wife loving guy thing also a fake persona...How deep does this go...? Darkid...2!?

A lot of the stories that dude told about his life were pretty wild: there was the Hot Russian(?) Porn Wife, but they also had twin daughters (not that weird, but Internet liars love to put twins in their stories for some reason), plus the wife's teenage brother or cousin was living with them after fleeing Russia to avoid conscription, and also I think the OP claimed to have cancer at some point? Nothing Dark Id-level "this is just John Wick," but a lot of things Internet people fuckin' love to lie about.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 02:57

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

did the wife come into existence after ukraine for maximum attention

poo poo, maybe it was time to retire the EAH posting persona so he could bring in a new one with a Palestinian wife, really ride the zeitgeist

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 03:00

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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"the Kazakh Porn Wife started as a beard while this guy was dating a dude" is an exciting new wrinkle to the mythology. I guess she won him over with her porn lady talents??

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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"Lou Bega's disease" is extremely funny, as is "triple dick syndrome"

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 23:18

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