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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Barry's Gold Blend

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Put a drop of cinnamon-vanilla-infused maple syrup into my cup of tea. Wrong, perverse even, but not unenjoyable

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Satan laughing pours twinings

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

Although that new Starbucks matcha with strawberry cream is drinkable because of the strawberry cream

At this point are we even talking about tea

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Better than them shaving a tenth off every pizza

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Starbucks posted:

I even put in delivery notes the amount for a cash tip for room delivery but they never go for it :(

I think it's the implication of room service handjob for tips there

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Butterfly Valley posted:

I wonder what they call teacakes in the places where they call bread rolls teacakes


Steamed barm


E: blaa is best bun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaa

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Mar 27, 2024

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

big scary monsters posted:

My partner asked what we eat at Easter in the UK and apart from eggs and chocolate I couldn't think of anything. Now I'm going to make some hot cross buns, ty.

The body and blood of a Levantine carpenter from 2000 years ago

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I've gone off the formula 1 in recent years

So has Hamilton

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

That is one gravid hen alright

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Kinda grim they had to make that an explicit rule

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Dogs are far superior to kids



When Rosie gets me up to go piss in the middle of the night I usually have to piss as well anyway, it's fine

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Gasmask posted:

Hearing rumours this poster is a nonce?? Can anyone confirm??

Confirmed: this poster is a nonce ^^^

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Yeah I have a fully stocked bar and it would never occur to me to drink by myself. Drink is for conversation, weed is for solo movie watching and music listening

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
In my experience if you're a bartender and only a functional alcoholic rather than a degenerate cokefiend you're doing comparatively ok

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kecske posted:

bristol stool chart on the wall

Pretty useful for ranking the posts itt

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
O poo poo my virgin contract just expired (:smugdog:) so now I gotta ring them up and go through the usual cancellation rigmarole :sigh:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Burt posted:

Just applied for 4 day week, fed up of w***ing.

I just piss around on Fridays and do nothing.

Plus all the other days

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Torquemada posted:

a toastie machine is vital if you want beans in.

I will never want this

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

oh no computer posted:

Grilled cheese sandwiches may be nicer than toasties, but they're not as nice as cheese on toast/rarebit.

Yeah.

The best part is when cheese gets a bit crispy. With a toastie you're only getting the crispy edges, with a grilled cheese you get basically none, but cheese on toast it can all be nicely browned

:yum:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I've only ever been spermjacked, needless to say they came away empty-handed

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

goatface posted:

, or a proper besom brought from a woodland crafter.

Everybody needs a besom.for a patio

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobby Deluxe posted:

dwp are shits, pass it on

It sounds like he'll be passing on the shits alright

(Unless :thejoke: in which case :hmmyes: )

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

CancerCakes posted:

Can't leave the house, the roads are closed and there is a mob of 30 thousand people outside

Mob justice - Nonces Out

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

That and cotton wool. Cotton wool is literally the worst loving thing on the planet. It makes me feel horribly uncomfortable just typing about how awful it is, it's that awful.

Agreed, totally flavourless

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

Has anyone watched The 3 body problem on Netflix? I've almost finished it and think it's great. Curious if anyone else has enjoyed it.

(Fallout was surprisingly great too)

I'm enjoying it, even though I loving despised the book. Book was like 4 intriguing concepts folded into hundreds of pages of dreck, with a super CCCP-approved historiography of the Cultural Revolution thrown in. Honestly just felt like blatant propaganda. And even though I'm well used to sci-fi with bad characterisation and terrible dialogue this book really took the biscuit.

So it's good that the show jettisons almost all of that and just keeps the interesting concepts. It's a solid 7/10 show for me

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Very normal response to a polite request for charity

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

fridge corn posted:

I did a 5k run today

Microplastics posted:

Ha what a coincidence, so did I. First one it weeks

Let's talk about it endlessly, as runners are supposed to do

I did a new route today, one that didn't overlap any paths in the park

Come post about your runs in the Running Thread, a home for friendly and supportive psychopath masochists

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

thread in shambles after multiple diarrhoea trip reports

That's definitely v relevant to the running thread too

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Gasmask posted:

i do loads of running now and i hate every loving second of it. i thought at some point it would be nice and enjoyable. no it's hard and loving boring and i'm still not that much fitter.

You're probably running too fast all the time

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Skarsnik posted:

I had to stop reading that due to the endless 'ran 20k at lunch today in sandles, nbd' posts

Depends, some people find that stuff motivational I guess? And nobody is lording it over anyone else, everyone is slow and poo poo and hates themselves, even if they're objectively fast.

I ran a 16k at lunch today tho :smugdog:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Skarsnik posted:

I found it incredibly boring mostly

Yeah ngl it's pretty boring

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kecske posted:

how long do you get for lunch, I can just about inhale a sandwich and cup of tea before fat tony is yelling at me over the radio

Long as I feel like if I don't have any calls

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kecske posted:

computer touching exceptionalism strikes again! :argh:

Yeah sorry, that sounded very smug or something, but genuinely I do count my blessings. I worked lovely service jobs for years and then worked for negative money in cancer labs for years while PhDing and postdocing. Now I mostly get to chill with my dog and Send Email, long may it continue

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Microplastics posted:

it saves me the effort of moving my hand slightly so it's worth it.

Exactly how I feel about Sex Arses

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Could be a magnesium deficiency

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Gasmask posted:

Madeira? I hardly know ‘er!

The Maddy-Era never ended

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Salisbury Snape posted:

My pressure washer exploded and set itself on fire. Car is only half clean, gently caress sake

Just took my new pressure washer for its first run and now my patio looks class - life is good

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
It's the song of the summer

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