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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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AndrewP posted:

The guy in the video above suggested that the ship may have just drifted along its intended course under the main channel of the bridge had they not reversed the engines when it woke back up.

So are you saying wokeness caused this bridge disaster?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm not on twitter, but facebook has been a surprising lack of conspiracy posts about this. In fact, I haven't seen a single one as yet. I'm hoping to use it as an excuse to prompte my "its to take your attention away from Kate Middleton's body TRIPLE" rumor.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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mst4k posted:

I could probably captain a ship and be pretty good at it and probably not hit a bridge.

I got a boat last winter and all during the summer last year I didn't hit one single bridge. I could be running that thing and getting paid big bucks to not be smashing down bridges or anything else.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Pac and Cheese posted:

just did some photo forensics and holy fuckin poo poo



Klingon Bird of Prey

So the Klingons were responsible for this?

Time to invade Qu'ono's''''''

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fabulousity posted:

A Star Trek IV remake where they have to hit up Baltimore could be neat.

Instead of whales, they have to deliver sex arses to the future.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Another Bill posted:

The USS Defiant doesn't have a battle bridge, you imbicile. You absolute moron. LURK MORE!!!

For real!!

The MAIN bridge on the Defiant IS THE BATTLE BRIDGE

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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tractor man posted:

i heard the bridge fell because of wokeism? anyone else heard this?


frumpykvetchbot posted:

the bridge pillars was made from the flimsiest pronouns you can imagine.

At some point in the process of rebuilding that bridge, we're going to find out that the dude who the bridge was named after, was a sex pest, racist, anti-gay or some other poo poo like that and then the new bridge will be named after a woman, someone not white/heterosexual and then it will be "THEY DESTROYED CANCELLED THAT BRIDGE DUE TO WOKENESS AND NOW ITS NAMED AFTER A NON-WHITE/HETERO/MALE PERSON CAUSE WOKENESS THERE EVEN CANCELLING ARE BRIDGES NOW FIGHT THE WOKE-UPATION** OF 'MERICA!!!"

pronounced "woke-you-pay-shin"

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 27, 2024

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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cumpantry posted:

... that makes people crazier

Ftfy

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Don’t u understand that Joe Budden did 3/26

Thats EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

9/11= 3/26

6+3 = 9
9+2 =11
Therefore 3/26 = 9/11

Or to look at it another way:

2+3= 5
5+6= 11
11-2= 9
Therefore once again 3/26 = 9/11

So if you think about it, Bill Clinton, Barack HUSSEIN OSAMA and Joe Biden are responsible for both 9/11 AND 3/26

Alex Jones, if you're reading this, send me a PM, I got the REAL truth about this.

Send me a PM before the DEA decides to name this bridhge after Kamala Harris and the bud light trans influencer.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Mar 27, 2024

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Isn't the mason dixon line east-west?
Also yeah I guess the people can't just drive a few miles out of the way and get to the other side of the harbour.

So I guess she's right, country completely divided. Thanks JFK.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Has anyone said that if Baltimore had been a Russian city it would now be called blyat-imore?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat cyka

What is cyka? Is that some sort of woke pronoun?

I'll have you know that it was Dr wokensteins like you that caused this disaster in the first place

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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frumpykvetchbot posted:

the bridge still looks terrible TBH.

what gave it away? :hehe: I didn't mention rocket powered or bullet-proof even once.

Hey Elon, you think that a Cyber Cuck TRVKKKK could just like pull that boat out of there so they can get rid of the old bridge faster?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Better call the cross boss!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm sure it sucks, but I bet they've got lots of food and water etc so I doubt they're starving to death.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

Well that bridge never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits please
And then a giant rear end container ship hosed up the Baltimore key Bridge.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I heard that one of the janitors on the boat smoked a joint a couple years ago so it was probably him that caused it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Escape Goat posted:

we have sex arses at home

I have arse sex in a bed with my wife

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Has the bridge been rebuilt yet?

Thanks for being a jerk Brandon obama

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