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limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

quantumwell posted:

And who's to say Emma would want to get IVF as a widow just so an overbearing mother can have a grandbaby

I can already here the mom talking about how she should be the one to take care of the new grandchild because Emma is a single mom now, and she can't possibly take care of the newborn, and also it's the last thing she has to remember her dead son by so obviously the baby should be her's. It's only fair....

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 21:58

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:17

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ad090 posted:

AITAH for telling my parents that they made me chose between paying my student loans and having kids so I had a vasectomy and they will never have grandkids?

Yeah, that vasectomy isn't getting reversed even if OP wanted to since it's been at least 6 years since it happened. That family line is dead unless dad has another child.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 17:58

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

That competitive kid does sound a bit spoiled by her other parents but that doesn't make the grounding right and they obviously are not dealing with it in any kind of constructive way.

I'm basing the spoiled idea off of the princess comment and not wanting to pack her own backpack before school, but I will rescind my opinion if it turns out she is doing her share or chores around the houses. Otherwise it sounds like the other parents are setting her up for failure in life.

And not because she's a girl so she should clean, it's something everyone should learn how to do while young.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 16:18

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Bonster posted:

AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then me

The genre "Grown man yells at teenage girl to cover up and is told their tits are bigger than the girl's" is one of my favorite genres. Just such a huge own on the guy.

And I say that as a guy with a large chest that's probably bigger than a random teenage girl's chest.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:51

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Ominous Jazz posted:

genuinely just talk to your almost wife if you share a bed you can share a conversation

Absolutely! I kept waiting in that story for him to ask his fiancé what he could do different or if there's anything new she wants to try. Like dude, maybe you learn something about yourself too.

But nope, better to just leave because you're an insecurity elemental.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 17:42

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artsy fartsy posted:

Lol, this'll learn her

AITA for faking a serious eye injury, making my mom faint, and ruining my birthday party.

Lol at "I need you to stop showing people texts where I explicitly promised to not do the thing I did because people will think I'm a liar."

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 20:37

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FMguru posted:

AITA for not allowing my cousin to take home food?

Bringing your own to-go containers to scarf up all the leftovers of a spread that you didn't contribute a nickle to is some next-level leeching.

From what I can read in this story it sounds like the woman that brought the togo containers is struggling and might need the food to feed her stepkids. I base that on her mentioning she bought a gift from the Dollar Store and all she had to contribute was $10. Yeah, her entitlement kind of sucks, but if she is struggling that bad OP could have given her some food to help. Even though it sounds like she does this on a regular basis it could be she has just been struggling for that long.

I'll gladly change my mind if it comes out they have plenty of money and are notoriously cheap. I feel like if that was the case OP would have mentioned it.

I'll say OP is an rear end in a top hat on this one.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 23:56

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artsy fartsy posted:

AITAH For asking for a divorce after my husband confessed on TikTok live that he loved another woman.

I can't believe you, my wife, are angry that I spent hours confessing my undying love to another woman over the internet. Nobody even saw it!

I, your wife, did!

Yeah, like I said, nobody saw it.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 15:41

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wheatpuppy posted:

Also they don't let you in to the American Doll cafe without a kid, and that's where the best crab cakes are.

So that's why she wants someone to come with her, she needs a DD.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 15:48

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

I'm pretty sure when the American Doll story came up people pointed out they were probably mass produced crab cakes that are the same as any other chain restaurant.

Yet for some reason he HAD to have the ones at the American doll store. Why? :iiam:

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 17:55

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My Spirit Otter posted:

if that were my kid, they wouldnt be going to detention or writing an essay, i'll tell you that much

Yeah, what a pair of lovely parents. Straight up teaching this kid authority figures are always right reagedless of the context. Makes me wonder what dumb poo poo they have tried to force the kid to do because "AUTHORITY".

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 17:55

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I hope I'm not too late to the post old favorites party.

A totally not gay circle jerk.

My wife [30F] thinks I'm [33M] gay? [/33M][misunderstanding]

quote:

While posting on an "adult" message board for erotic film enthusiasts I brought up how turned on I used to be as a kid about the prospect of seeing naked women in playboys and films like Porky's and how watching porn today can be a joyless almost numbing experience.

We all agreed that the most fun we ever had watching porn was during sleepovers at friends, one of our friends would bring out the tape and we'd see the hot chick on the box cover covering herself with a pillow and I'd have to stamp my feet as fast as I could on the carpet and chew on my t-shirt to keep from screaming for joy. The first time the woman would get naked we all couldn't believe it and we'd pause the movie and we'd have to cover our boners with our pillows and then go use the bathroom so we could jerk off.

Looking back on those sleepovers I don't think I've ever been happier in my entire life, and it has been impossible to recapture that sense of naive joy and erotic wonder, even my first time having sex with a woman was a letdown by comparison.

We all agreed this was true and I came up with the idea of holding "sleepovers" and pretending we're 11 years old again, and several posters who lived in my area agreed this was a great idea.

A few dozen posts later we were able to work out some ground rules. One big rule is that we all had to be at least 18 years old (most of us are 35 and older). Each member has to try to hold at least on gathering every 3 months (there are 12 of us) and we have to stay in character at ALL times so as to not break the spell. (kind of like live action role playing)

The host of the party has to provide the material, usually old playboy tapes, Penthouse Magazines, and hardcore porn (must be from 1992 or before, preferably 80's "golden age" porn.

We all have to wear pajamas and bring chips and pop. We tend to play old nintendo games for an hour till the hosts "parents" go to bed then the host goes "look what I got guys!" then takes out the porn and we all jump around and high five and then wait with giddy expectation. During the movie we turn to each other and grin and talk about how horny we are and comment on the "action". Like if a woman with huge breasts disrobes for a shower we have to pause the movie and go "whoaaaaa!" "I'd like to suck on those" "Imagine if you touched her boobs with your penis!" "I heard that girls will put their mouth on your penis and lick it!" etc. There used to be a no masturbation rule but that was quickly nixed, the whole purpose of the gatherings is to feed of each others erotic energy the pent up erotic energy is too much to resist, we tend to whip down out pajamas at the same time and masturbate. We try to keep a silly naive quality though and jokingly point at each others members and try to shout out different things about their penises. "That sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catchphrase.

Since starting these gatherings I have never felt more alive and my sex life with my wife couldn't be better, that is until one gathering where she caught an early flight home for the purpose of "surprising" me and ended up walking in on a dozen men masturbating in her living room. I will never forget the shocked look on her face and she immediately left and stayed at her sisters house.

I managed to talk to her and explain what she witnessed but she isn't really buying my story, she keeps going on about how I am having "gay sex orgies" behind her back (we never touch each other!) and that I am living a lie. She has even started to indicate that she wants a divorce!

Is there anyway I can get her to understand what I have been doing? I love my wife and ironically have never been more attracted to her than I am now, I realize I had been somewhat childish and now realize that I have a gorgeous voluptuous woman that my 11 year old self would have sold his Super Nintendo and Bike just to be able to touch her naked breasts and I could loser her. Please help me get her back!

I forgot about Evangelion brother.

I [19 M] discovered my twin brother [19 M] doing something absolutely crazy (but realistically harmless) and I don't know what to do...Non-Romantic (self.relationships) submitted 6 years ago

quote:

Not much backstory, I am twins with my brother. We live in small house together and we are both freshmen in college. I have always been the "more successful" brother, with my brother living the lifestyle of a fat otaku until about a year ago when he went a serious metamorphosis, starting to work harder and act more serious, losing weight, etc. He has seemed much happier and I was always very glad for him until yesterday.

He came from his job and I was masturbating in his room because my shift was cancelled we just cleaned the floor in mine and it still smelled like chemicals. I wasn't expecting him to come, I knew he wouldn't know I was home and I didn't have more than fifteen seconds to react and I was in shock so I just pulled up my pants and jumped into his closet.

It is one of those louvered doors but he didn't see me because he didn't check and it was dark. I could partially see him at his desk and I sat and waited for him to go eat or something. So I wait like ten minutes and then my brother pulls out a bunch of papers (which I realized a bit later was homework), his laptop, ,and a shoebox.

So first he goes onto his computer and the theme song from Evangelion starts playing. My brother and I were very big fans of the Evangelion series when we were younger and we enjoy it very much. We'll rewatch End of Evangelion once every two months or so and the series over the course of a year. It's a very shared treat between us.

So his laptop starts playing evangelion and he pulls out of the showbox a ton of very detailed evangelion toys. I didn't see them all but over the course of the next several hours I saw Unit 00, 01, 02, 03 (that was Toji's), several shinjis, asukas, reis, two misatos, a ritsuko, gendo, a kensuke, plus models of almost every angel.

So after he plays the opening he goes and plays the "battle approaching theme" on loop (can't link it but youtube "evangelion angel attack") while playing with the toys and narrating.He starts doing his homework and working over in the story that the only way to beat the angels is if he completes his homework. He is pretending to be shinji and does terrible impressions of all the other characters He does this with an two essays while essentially arguing with the NERV operators, Misato and Asuka about the actual technical details of his essays (one was a philosophy essay about what the purpose of philosophy is to our daily lives and one was a similar one but about ecology.) while he fights the angels. He'd narrate literally every word of his essay while doing this. Like literally every point. At one point he caught a spelling mistake and 'asuka' says "Mein Gott! That isn't you spell logistics! What are you stupid?" before going back and fixing it. He got the perfect nuances of the character voices and the way they talked but his voice was so horribly ill fitting so it sounded terrible. Over the course of three hours he does this, every time he finished an assignment he'd switch out the angel and when the situation changed with what was going on in the story he'd change the music. When he brought out what he said was the final angel and his third assignment (which wasn't an essay but several tough calculus problems by his description) he turned the music into the "things are desperate" type of song (the beast) and went into full crazy mode where he rapidly listed every single math move he was making while doing it. When he got on the final problem he switched it to a "we are about to win song" (the beast II) and went even faster. Then he beat them and I swear to loving god he played the final song of the show (good, or don't be) while he had every character he used say "congratulations" before putting them back in the box. Then he played the trailer music (jikai youkou i think) while voicing misato and saying what was going to happen 'next time". During the whole thing I had several chances to leave when he got drinks and went to the bathroom but I was so entranced by the whole thing. At the end he left again without a word and I left too.

I said a casual "goodnight" to him before going to bed (this was yesterday) and I haven't said anything to him about this. Is this a cry for help? Should I talk to him or something? He seems happier than he has ever been, and was clearly depressed several years ago, although he seemed to have gotten over that after lots of exercising and improving himself and boosting his self-esteem. Should I worry about this?

tl;dr: my twin bro held a three and a half hour evangelion roleplaying session with himself while doing his homework and I'm worried he may be depressed or something. should I do something?

I also don't care how much people say this is fake, for whatever reason this is the funniest poo poo to me.

My (25M) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have unionized

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I have been in a committed polyamorous dominant submissive relationship for the past three months. I�m the Dom and I have 5 subs, three men and 2 women. It�s been going great, it�s all consensual and everyone if having a good time. We do not live together, but we hang out at my apartment almost every day. It is not a purely sexual relationship either. We all share an emotional connection and it�s like any other relationship but poly and bdsm. Of course, as the dom, there are some rules. They need to call me master. No kissing anyone except for me. If i tell someone to do something, they do it (within bounds of course). The punishments depend on the person, some of my subs get whipped, some publicly humiliated. It all depends on what I agree on with each sub. We have safe words too, and we stop the roleplay whenever anyone says one. It seems weird to vanillas but this is what we enjoy and we like to be open about it. Everything has been great. At least I thought everything was going great. I woke up a couple days ago and told one of my subs to get me a cup of coffee. He didn�t do it. I told him that I was going to punish him (public humiliation which can be easily resisted) and he said that he wouldn�t do it. Now, if one of my subs acts like this I break it off with them so I threatened him that I would kick him out of the relationship. The other subs chimed in and said that if I kick him out, they all leave. That�s right; my submissives have unionized. They handed me a sheet of paper with a list of demands. The demands included (I�m not sharing all of them for their privacy), �Allow kissing between subs� and �Demands are to only be followed after 8 pm�. I tried to negotiate, but they were firm in their demands. I couldn�t punish them. My hands are tied, and I have no power anymore. I told them that I would think about it for a couple days. They haven�t left me yet, they still stay overnight, but this list of demands is lingering over our relationship and our sex life. They want to keep a dominant, and no one has stepped up to replace me. They thought about finding a new dom online but only if I don�t give into their demands. I want to negotiate because I don�t want to give up too much power. I offered �kissing subs only after 6 pm� and �follow demands after 1 pm�. I also offered following each demand separately but not both together. I really do have feelings for them, and they have feelings for me. But the power balance was shifted when they unionized and I don�t know what to do. The relationship isn�t as satisfying anymore and I don�t know if it will ever be. What should I do. Do I let them get a new dom and leave them? Or do I give into their demands and relinquish some of my power?

I was going to post the one of the woman who turned [every[/i] interaction with her kids into a teachable moment to the point that the one in pre-K didn't understand what "fun" was but that seemed too depressing.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 03:45

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Everyone is assuming it's racism or bigotry, but what about daughter just doesn't want her mom to criticize and second guess everything the daughter does?

Could also be her being grandkid crazy and won't stop bugging her daughter.

I know "politically correct" makes it sound like it is bigotry but that seems to be a catch all term now for boomers that means "How dare someone tell me I can't talk about something!"

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 17:23

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DreamingofRoses posted:

Am I missing something? The post doesn�t seem to indicate which parent letter writer is.

You're right. For some reason when they mention their daughter becoming a strong and successful woman I inferred "Like me."

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 17:47

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FMguru posted:

AITA for not giving my relatives back home a dime after staying over at their house for two weeks?

This is another genre I really like. "Your job is stupid and shameful! Wait, why have you stopped giving me money?!"

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 20:25

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John Wick of Dogs posted:

Rather than throw them in the garbage can at McDonald's maybe he could have left them on the porch or in mailbox of the guys house(address probably in his wallet)

That's a great idea, although I would suggest knocking on the door first and seeing if the wife is home so you can tell her where you found the clothes.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 22:13

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Invisible Clergy posted:

ULPT request: How to get buried money out of backyard that isn't my property

I want to know where this supposed money came from since the friend who buried it was in jail after he buried it.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:37

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DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for not agreeing to extend my resignation period by 3 months?

because we have a very lean team and he doesn’t want to undertake training new people or learning my role.

If this woman doesn't realize he will continue asking her to extend her time whenever she is close to leaving she is quite gullible.

Also lol at that reason. "You can't leave because I don't want to hire or train a replacement!"

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:53

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Admiral Joeslop posted:

AITAH for trying to prevent gatherings in my neighborhood from people who don't live there.

I would not be very happy about 30+ religious weirdos having monthly meetings in front of my house with all their cars blocking everything but "No HoA" was first on our list of things for a house so I'm willing to say everyone sucks here.

I wouldn't like it either but it doesn't sound like more than an inconvenience? I kept on waiting to hear about how they can't park in their driveway or even make it into the cul-de-sac because the cars are blocking the road, or something. Hell, it sounds like they are not making much noise and clean up after themselves too since that isn't a complaint. So yeah, it sucks but there isn't anything to do about it? :shrug:

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:39

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Skutter posted:

Husband destroyed our toilet and refuses to stop using it and fix it

Another story where I want her to say what good qualities he has that cancels out his apparent inability to interact with a toilet.

I'm honestly shocked it hasn't flooded the bathroom from what she describes is in there. Hopefully it happens while he is in that bathroom while she is home so she can just Cask of Amontillado him and move on with her life.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:23

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TBLALV posted:

Pros: Wipes own rear end

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Cons: With the hand towels

Con: Just uses bare hand when there are no more hand towels.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:42

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Everyone is talking about the $79 dress but ignoring the fact she also destroyed a belt and shoes too. That could add another $40 to the cost!

Plus with tax that might be another $10! Bunch of bourgeois assholes in this thread.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 20:17

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Hughlander posted:

AITAH for sleeping with my sisters crush after she destroyed my most prized possession?

(1979 fender strat)

Took a few seconds to look up how much that was worth and decided the sister absolutely deserved that. Even barring the sentimental value that's a few grand she destroyed.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 22:26

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Captain Hygiene posted:

AITA for being unwilling to play Santa?

I am quite large, to the point that rental Santa suits likely would not fit.

I figured he might mean he is too tall because I got a good laugh at the implication that he is so fat he can't fit into the costume of a character that is known for being fat.

# ¿ May 1, 2024 06:21

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Saint Freak posted:

The entire point of the cookie table is that family and guests bring the cookies, so that you have an entire display of various cookies. It's like a buffet of cookies.

Sure, but do any of the guests know that? Is it up to the MIL to explain it when she is confused about the tradition herself? Hell, does the DIL even know what cookie table tradition she is asking for?

No one knows anything in that story and for whatever reason talking makes everyone more confused.

# ¿ May 1, 2024 19:08

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ApplesandOranges posted:

I can't believe people are having an argument about cookies and it's not even a fun one, like whether double chocolate chip is better than triple chocolate chip.

Oatmeal Raisan.

# ¿ May 1, 2024 19:27

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Mordiceius posted:

The question is: crispy or chewy.

The answer is chewy.

mystes posted:

I don't normally like oatmeal raisin cookies that much but trader joes sometimes has these ones that also have shredded coconut that have a really great chewy texture that are fantastic. I also worked out a clone recipe so I can make them myself.

Whole Foods has some good oatmeal raisin. Having some coconut in them sounds incredible though and I'll have to see if the Trader Joes near me has them.

# ¿ May 1, 2024 19:33

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haveblue posted:

But I would bake 500 cookies
and I would bake 500 more
Just to be the mom who baked 1000
cookies that weren't bought from the store

Da Da Da Daa

# ¿ May 1, 2024 20:39

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Hughlander posted:

AITA for giving my fiance my ring back because he closed on a house without telling me?

Comments make the post of course...

Maybe it's a good thing that he's shown his colors since with my friends when they broke up their fiances still let them keep the ring to do with it what they wanted. Instead he complains I don't have money, yet keeps things of value from me.

Setting aside everything else in that post she is absolutely pissed he took the ring because she wanted to pawn it.

FMguru posted:

AITAH for telling my cheating ex wife's parents that i don't give a gently caress about her anymore and she is not my problem?

2 days ago i bumped into Mary's parents in the supermarket and they immediatly told me this. (Even if i don't understand why)

They just happened to be there. Total coincidence. Just a one of s kind cosmic accident.

Edit:

quote:

They reached out to my parents and told them what happened and now my father and my sisters agrees with me while my mother is insisting that i was a huge rear end in a top hat cause Mary for how bad hurted me was always my ex-wife so a quick visit wouldn't change anything for me.

I'll bet

the ex in-laws knew where he was because his mom told them.

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 17:35 on May 2, 2024

# ¿ May 2, 2024 17:30

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Lone Goat posted:

Do you think OP's mom knows exactly when they're going to be at the supermarket?

Does YOUR mom know when you're at the supermarket?

I'm assuming it was more like his mom said where his new house was, but they understood showing up there unannounced would look crazy suspicious so they instead asked where he shopped for groceries and set up an ambush there. Whether they followed him there that day or went there everyday looking for him is anyone's guess.

I'll admit I might be reading into it too much but for this thread it's absolutely possible I'm right.

Rockman Reserve posted:

this is a weird thing to say about a post that has the podunkiest small town vibes imaginable

That could be true too. I took his saying he moved to mean he left town.

# ¿ May 2, 2024 18:06

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DreamingofRoses posted:

Aita for not telling my girlfriend about my savings?

I feel bad with how much this kid worked and was probably taken advantage of by his employers. I also feel there are some labor laws his employer's broke when he was working 14-15 hour days during the summer. I'm sure they'll say "It was 2 different jobs!" but come on.

Edit: Misread some figures.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:18

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mystes posted:

I'm sure they were very worried about labor laws when he was doing the extra hours under the table

Of course they didn't care and were probably ecstatic they had someone who would work long hours for cheap. I just hope that OP realizes how much they took advantage of him but I'm assuming he doesn't.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:46

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A circuit gay runs on a track compared to a trail gay that runs in nature.

A gold star lesbian has a good quality but is inferior to an iridium lesbian. If she wants that iridium quality she needs to spend a week in a cask ageing.

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 02:51 on May 3, 2024

# ¿ May 3, 2024 02:49

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mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I refuse to believe it's real because I don't want to lose my faith in humanity today.

But that list reads like it could be summarized by "be like porn", which is pathetic.

That was my first thought too. Dude played too many hentai games where once the hymen is broken suddenly the virgin fucks like a pron star.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 15:56

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For poop guy the black underwear is a solution I never considered. It's not a good one and is just hiding it, but I thought it was clever.

# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:36

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Cythereal posted:

WIBTA if I refuse to burn away my notebook because my friends are creeped out by it?

Has anyone told OP it's hosed up she referred to her friends in the story not with names, but as "The Twink" and "The Daddy"?

I'm also assuming neither of them are gay.

# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:42

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AceClown posted:

have a post title that makes you feel like you're having a stroke

AITAH: For not willing to my house to my girlfriend after she put the her house up for sale is moving in with me?

Made me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XCZfkGF8k

# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:08

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Biplane posted:

One of my bosses when I lived in florida brought her familys signature dessert to a potluck one time, it was a huge bowl of cool whip with bite sized snickers stirred in

My mom would occasionally make this but would also include cut up granny smith apples and cherries in it. It was quite good.

# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:50

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DreamingofRoses posted:

AITA for telling my family to shut up, get over themselves and to accept that I never wanted my son to have the names they like?

They said I didn't need to be so rude to get my point across

It is so god drat infuriating when people do this. If they just accepted "no" as an answer the first 5 times they heard it, OP wouldn't have needed to be so rude. OP is NTA btw.

# ¿ May 11, 2024 16:46

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:17

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DemoneeHo posted:

My (25F) fianc� (28M) pees in bottles and I have no idea what to do to make him stop. Has anyone else ever dealt with this? Have you been able to stop the behaviour without leaving them? We�ve been together for 9 years

The real question is what condition are his dress shirts in?

# ¿ May 12, 2024 17:46

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