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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POST INTO THE NHL LOSER THREAD
 
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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Ginette Reno posted:

I appreciate Kyle Dubas allowing Mike Sullivan to evaluate why he (Mike Sullivan) has sucked rear end at coaching for like 6 years going now

Hey Kyle was the one to know Kyle was the right man for the job!

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Mar 26, 2007

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Eric the Mauve posted:

I nominate rex to do the Penguins

HOLY gently caress posted:

seconded

ITS THE 2023-24 PITTSBURGH PENGUINS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE WHOLE loving TEAM. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN poo poo gently caress SOUNDS WHEN I TURN THE PUCK OVER ON THE POWERPLAY FOR ANOTHER BACK BREAKING SHORTHANDED GOAL AGAINST OR EVEN WHEN MY FRANCHISE GOALIE IS BENCHED FOR A CAREER .906 -11.5 GSAA JOURNEY MAN NAMED NED. NOT MANY CAN SAY LETS RUN IT BACK AGAIN BOYS THIS TIME IT'S SURE TO WORK!!!!! I CAN! I SAY YINZ AND I SAY YINZ OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY WORKPLACE AND ALL THEY DO IS LOOK AT THE FLOOR AWKWARDLY AS THEY CONTINUE TO UNDER-ACHIEVE (but not really). AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE PLAYERS THAT WON'T SCORE AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING OUTLOUD TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR FOR 2 HOURS EVERYDAY UNTIL THEY START PREGAME AND DISPAPPOINT ME AGAIN!

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Mar 26, 2007

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Professional grade painkillers baby

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Mar 26, 2007

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Lindy is a very mediocre to bad coach so put him on the leftish side of the bell curve but not near the Mike Johnston wall of shame. However, he hasn't won poo poo. Ever. He's Paul Maurice by another name. Picking a retread from your vaguely 'glory years' will surely work out great.

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Mar 26, 2007

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That's a lot of money for a 27 year old that sucked poo poo. Lol that he was RFA. .811, 4.95 gaa, and a -4.9 GSAA. Hope he works on his geometry this off-season because he didn't look ready for beer league let alone NHL.

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Mar 26, 2007

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Will you accept Rob Zepp?

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Mar 26, 2007

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He's RFA and arbitration eligible so UPL is going to get screwed no matter what. And that's ignoring all the money Ruff is going to cost him with his dogshit system.

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Mar 26, 2007

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He's

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Eric the Mauve posted:

OK then explain Letang

Andy Warhol and drugs.

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I'm actually surprised they fired Hakstol for the exact reasoning Friedman gives. Sure they missed this year, but hey first playoff in team history has to count for something?

Anyways Hak sucks, Bylsma sucks even more, and lol at their roster of weaponized cap space. Disaster in drafting Ron.

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Your PK sucked out loud and the McMicheal line got destroyed 5v5.

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Trading away Kessel for garbage was a viciously stupid move that the team never recovered from

The snow ball started with the Reaves trade and then everything went down that slope fast. The Kessel trade and Hornqvist getting hosed over are just icing on the cake. Then the pile of UFAs that have/haven't worked that well.

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Eric the Mauve posted:

This Jack Mother loving Johnson erasure will not stand.

It isn't. Reaves was in 2017 for a 1st and Oskar Sunqvist. Additionally, Jimmy added Matt Hunwick for 3 years and 2.25 per. 8 months later Reaves is dumped for Brassard with a laundering through Vegas, but mostly important...a 1st to Ottawa that became K'andre Miller when New York traded up to grab him at 22 in 2018. The Hunwick deal was whatever but Jimmy then dumped him with Conor Sheary to Buffalo for a conditional 4th. Thennnnnn he signed JMFJ. Point being Reaves kicked off the poo poo shower. Everything since has been bleeding assets to 'fix' mistakes and then making new worse mistakes.

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Mar 26, 2007

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well you came to the right thread for not playing anymore!

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The PLD deal is even funnier because LA traded for it.

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Mitch Marner Phil Kessel run out of Toronto speed run any % completion.

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Send him to Pitt for uh Reilly Smith and Graves. Whatever.

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Clearly not. And I have 0 trust in Dubas but Brad is a proven dumbass.

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Awwwwww

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Alizee posted:

Is there any situation where Toronto actually gets a good coach that will help them win in the playoffs?

No

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Stormin Mormons let's go

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Jamwad Hilder posted:

That summer 3v3 league was kinda cool. I'd watch a little.

E: what I'd really love to see is a pro roller hockey league where they play outside

Bring back pro beach hockey but ditch the ball and the fighting.

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Twin Cinema posted:

There was a Roller Hockey League in the 90s, and I could have sworn I saw games where they played outside. I refuse to believe that a memory of mine from roughly 30 years ago would be wrong.

Pro Beech Hockey was on ESPN from 1998 through 2000 and they played outside in this weird bowl thing and they angled the glass inwards to 'speed up the game'. But then played with a ball and not a puck outside near Huntington Beech. This knowledge is forever locked in my brain.

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Mar 26, 2007

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Dubas extended Valtteri Puustinen. League min 2 years. This illicits an emotion. I think.

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Ginette Reno posted:

He's alright. Why not for so little money.

He'll probably end up the 13th forward after Dubas decides to give Mike Sullivan eighty vets to play around with

I'll take guy that might score sometimes vs loving 5 of the other guys that definitely won't. LOOKING AT YOU JENSEN loving HARKINS!!!! and Jeff Carter. I think Nieto also barely scored even on a rate basis.

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Decrepit old man that should have been binned off decade ago...

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Ginette Reno posted:

Hey look Jeff Carter just retired there's no need to keep badmouthing him like that

I got a Pens 77 jersey/shirt thing from a secret santa this past Christmas and was ready to meltdown over being owned so hard but it turned out to be Coffey.

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Jake rules but he's only going to become less and less durable as age and the NHL wears him down. He probably would be a good fit for the Leafs but they need him at a similar cap hit to his time in Pitt and not whatever UFA money bags he might get.

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