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DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already

Presto posted:

I looked up the full lyrics to Do They Know It's Christmas just to refresh my memory.

I am now changing my vote. It's not Muskrat Love or MacArthur Park. Those are just bad. But the cringe levels in Do They Know It's Christmas are off the charts.

We Are The World is a close second just for a bunch of millionaires singing about poverty.

ok but what about Christmas Shoes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJcPVB-we7g

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Wifi Toilet posted:

I kinda lost the plot if this thread is about songs most embarrassing to the artist or to the person that listened to them.

I'm sort of in the same camp with 'hit'. Are we talking about a commercial hit, a cult hit, something by a hit artist but not a hit single itself, popular video with low commercial success?

Todd in the Shadows talking about Madonna made me realize I haven't heard a new Madonna song or remembered one since whatever that thing she did around the Superbowl, but judging by Youtube or Spotify plays, her videos are still doing several million of views.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

mailorder bees posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeTkF-SLxE

paul mccartney asks "what if the talking heads sucked rear end?"

Thanks i like it

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



mailorder bees posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeTkF-SLxE

paul mccartney asks "what if the talking heads sucked rear end?"

Yeah someone posted this track in another thread a few months back (might have even been you tbh) and I’ve been listening to it ever since. Honestly it kinda slaps.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Christmas shoes is a godawful song, but it's a gimmick, and was not a hit. And all the radio stations around here have figured out that everyone hates it and stopped playing it. But they still play DTKIC.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1j669NVNzM

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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kntfkr posted:

Sublime sucks and the surviving members have even apologized for all that music they made, saying “hindsight is twenty-twenty.”

I can play the gee-tar like a mother loving riot: plunk wonk womp.

I always thought this was actually supposed to be an in-song joke but turns out they meant it?

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
did anyone post that chickenshit white girl song "i kissed a girl" in here yet

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

did anyone post that chickenshit white girl song "i kissed a girl" in here yet

Which one?

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
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287,206,293 views 10 Jun 2008 #IKissedAGirl #KatyPerry #Remastered
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Lyrics:
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion

It’s not what
I’m used to
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention

(Chorus)
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental game
Just human nature

It’s not what
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets
So confused
Hard to obey

(Chorus)
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

(Chorus)
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

(C) 2008 Capitol Records, LLC

#KatyPerry #IKissedAGirl #Remastered

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
Ah, so you weren't talking about the good one.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
it doesn't surprise me that there was already a song with that name

actually i had somehow blocked out the memory of the even worse case of the not-gays song by katy perry which was the one i should have posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Chrpno posted:

Compare it with some no-effort commercial drone like "I Won't Back Down", which has about 4 chords and 5 words

When that song came out this metalhead kid I was in high school with went into a hilarious tirade about how lazy the guitar solo is in I Won’t Back Down, it’s only like three bendy notes! He was so pissed that Tom Petty was considered a great guitarist when Dave Mustaine could shred circles around him.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Dont doxx me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ralph Hurley posted:

When that song came out this metalhead kid I was in high school with went into a hilarious tirade about how lazy the guitar solo is in I Won’t Back Down, it’s only like three bendy notes! He was so pissed that Tom Petty was considered a great guitarist when Dave Mustaine could shred circles around him.

even people who like tom petty dont consider him a great guitarist lol

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
This has 1M views so it's a hit song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Edit- I am 100,000 of those views

Duckwaffle
Nov 8, 2010



Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

This has 1M views so it's a hit song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Edit- I am 100,000 of those views

Now also a hit movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzMwup_SKJI

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

#CHRIS DANE OWENS

#HIGH FANTASY

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


cumpantry posted:

the strokes, daft punk's discovery, britney spears' in the zone (toxic), kanye college dropout, some amazing chemical brothers and basement jaxx albums, modjo, mcr three cheers and green day american idiot just off the top of my head

Toxic redeems every song in this thread, well played.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

This has 1M views so it's a hit song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Edit- I am 100,000 of those views

I'm at least a couple hundred of the views. I've always been in awe at this video. And it was a big enough hit for Key and Peele to parody it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW5FP5bhvGI

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


mailorder bees posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeTkF-SLxE

paul mccartney asks "what if the talking heads sucked rear end?"

Unironically the best thing he ever written

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Cat Hassler posted:

Haven’t read the whole thread but “Party All the Time” by Eddie Murphy is way up there

Eddie Murphy could only go downhill musically after his timeless classic “Boogie In Your Butt”.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Ralph Hurley posted:

Eddie Murphy could only go downhill musically after his timeless classic “Boogie In Your Butt”.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

just motherfucking lol if you cant enjoy mccartney's ingenious, and im NOT kidding.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

I NEED A

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

bonus cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3oXzb_k7GM

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