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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
folks, you hear about this covid-19? i thought i kept up with the news, but i must have missed the first 18!

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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

T-Paine posted:

https://twitter.com/jayobtv/status/1427763084593074178
I believe Desantis hates Florida and wants it destroyed, and I mean

alachua is dracula backwards

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Nocturtle posted:

Interesting post from Carl Bergstrom about the Israeli observations of decreased efficacy:
https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1427767357808603139?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Each age group considered separately has high effectiveness (>85%), but it declines to 67.% when they're combined. Basically there's a lot of unvaccinated young people that don't get that sick while there's a lot of vaccinated old people that do get sick. Combining the two age groups obscures the fact that the vaccinated do significantly better than the unvaccinated within the corresponding age group. Feels a bit like P-hacking, except there's a robust physical explanation to justify "binning" the data by age.

english doc; do i boost my titers to max or not

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
gladys just did the "say the line bart" thing

"we need to learn to live with covid"

the extent to which nsw just fucken gave up is amazing, just top notch capitulation.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Doctor posted:

if anyone can tell me how to read this Reddit post without my brain melting, well I’d like to know:



normal

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
NORMAL. this is normal!!!!!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
ooh did anyone make a john titor/max titers joke yet? it's a bit of a stretch but i think there's something good there. i'll work on it, and report back.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
a return to high cases should be comforting.

it just confirms that this is all, in fact, normal

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

SpaceDrake posted:

alright, but. im sorry cspam, i have to realpost for a minute here

I'm actually super loving worried about the next 6-8 weeks. like. it is now virtually guaranteed that millions of children are going to be infected with covid-19 — probably north of 75% of the entire school-age population, especially the elementary demographic — and the sheer overload of the health system this will cause is going to kill tens of thousands of children in the space of a month or two. I am deadass actually expecting that we are going to be facing down a hundred thousand dead children by some point in October. and I have no loving idea what happens after that. what happens after the biggest child mortality crisis in this country in more than a century, and this one self-manufactured.

like, the leadership and certain parts of the bourgeoisie are going to try to not give a poo poo beyond platitudes, and at least at first I expect a Sandy Hook-esque shrug, but by the time the death wave really sets in, even at only like 50,000 dead that's going to be six digits worth of parents who are just. just totally and completely out of their minds with grief and rage. and power will try and do nothing, and. they're going to want to express their anger.

i'm not predicting ~~civil war~~ because i don't expect it to be a war; war implies some level of organization. i just keep imagining this white-hot ball of rage erupting all across the country, and. it'll just be people doing poo poo because gently caress it, our children are dead, our world has already ended, and so far nobody has given a gently caress. well we'll make you give a gently caress.

like. tell me the molochian virus furnace we're about to shovel 60 million children into isn't going to result in massive child death, cspam. tell me the next few months I see ahead of us is just me doom-braining. :smith:

why are you worried about a normal situation

it's not normal to worry about something that is itself normal

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

CaptainViolence posted:

i watched this with horrified fascination and the cut at the end just as it starts exploding right about now lol is perfectly terrifying

its like that tianjin port explosion video

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

38 of the 57 new cases today were from the same Muslim school that was the centre of the outbreak at this same time last year. This is right after the fundamentalist Jewish engagement party super spreader event. Must be a fun time for racists.

"australia - a fun time for racists"

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

the precog lady emerges from the water, but instead of "mur-der", she says "lol lmao"

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
america

suck poo poo you dumb assholes

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
i hope everyone dies all of the time

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
they say being drunk just amplifies who you are when you're sober

i have a drink and i feel fine about dying. what a gift! i wish death on everyone as a kindness!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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DesertIslandHermit posted:

Yeah my mom used to say people are honest when they're drunk.

I drank the other night and was just 'lmao this country is hosed, just keep close touch with friends and help out if I can'

"another round" is a good movie about alcohol

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
hehe cum 9/11

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
"cum 9/11" would be a good porno to watch, as a joke with your friends.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

mod sassinator posted:

mock up of how 9/11's of death could be displayed in a dashboard:



(image from here: https://www.citypng.com/photo/3713/hd-world-trade-center-new-york-illustration )

problem with this is when you get to > one 9/11, you just get a flyby

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

hacky post-apocalyptic game/movie vibes

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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salient posted:

tonight was the big welcome week block party on campus and we're already getting 911 calls for students in the dorms experiencing covid symptoms :) in-person classes start monday and professors are not allowed to tell the class if a student tests positive

they need a warrant canary. a big "no one in this classroom has tested positive for covid" sign hanging up from day one.

problem with that is it would be taken down by day three, max, and then it's like welp what can you do?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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kazmeyer posted:

Ooh, hypoxia chat! I get to link my favorite hypoxia video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGdYb2J6Wbk

The setup: ATC gets a radio call from a pilot who, as it turns out, has lost pressure in his cockpit. He doesn't have a mask on. He's at an altitude where it didn't just flat out kill him, but his brain is pudding. All the alarms are going off in his cockpit and he doesn't realize it. He's saying things like "cannot control speed, cannot control altitude, cannot control heading, but otherwise A-okay" and doesn't realize that's an issue. ATC desperately tries to talk him down to an altitude where his brain will stop dying.

Ending: He makes it. You're not going to listen to some dude die. They get him to drop a couple thousand feet and he instantly recovers.

People with ridiculously low O2 sats can be terrifying. If that dude in the 20s drove himself to the hospital... my god.

bet he popped a killer rod though

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
hm so

incompetent response to covid

folded like wet paper in afghanistan

doing jack poo poo for climate change

ceded monetary policy to the banks

...so what is it you would say you DO here, american government?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
just had a flash of clarity where i understood that the rest of my life is posting "heh, this is just like in [post-apocalyptic movie]", until the power goes out

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
im neither a covid hawk, nor a covid dove.

im a covid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewf-8rx9_uQ

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Filthy Hans posted:

fake post, there's no way a real location could possibly be named Woollongong

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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2020 was watching america go insane in slow motion

2021 is going much faster, and it's speeding up

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
IVERMECTIN IS MORE EFFECTIVE THAN THE VACCINE

but many are administering it incorrectly! ranch hands have long known that you need to slightly moisten your hand, apply the paste to your palm, and then ingest the paste.

this can be done with a simple household mister. the light moisture activates the ingredients and greatly increases the effectiveness of the treatment.

research for yourself! google "mister hands horse"

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Fix posted:

Source your poo poo, please.

i think it's mainly this:



via crackl-ping's twitter, from this preprint study out of utah:

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.08.09.21261554v1.full.pdf

VE takes a sharp dive as delta becomes dominant, sharper than you would expect from normal waning over time

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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we should put this guy in charge, seems like he knows what's up

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Hatebag posted:

My religious beliefs include
-being dumb as hell
-killing myself
-killing other people
-getting easily avoidable brain damage



this...doesn't narrow it down

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Lovelyn posted:

everyone is dying

4 yesterday
2 last night
3 today
2 on their way out

thats only 11 people doomer. nearly eight billion didn't die.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
please pipe down while i'm eating out this young guy

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
i've had two lockdown birthdays and they've been the best of my adult life. went for a long walk, played some videogames, ordered a fancy meal delivered.

i realise this is highly personality-dependant.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

She's the "it's not romantic if you can't read my mind" type unfortunately, but I may have to out of desperation.

hmm not quite spreadsheet material, but maybe i'll add you to the spreadsheetwaitinglist.txt notepad file instead.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
disproportionate cock activity

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Mr. Pizza posted:

I'm a musician, I play 2-3 weddings a week during busy seasons, and I cannot wear a mask when I play because I play saxophone.

I cancelled all of August gigs, and I've realized now that this will probably mark the end of my career. Either I quit now or I continue to play and eventually catch a COVID that leaves me disabled in some way. I should have foreseen this months ago.

just switch to maracas

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

is covid a zen koan now.

("mu" is - sort of - the answer to zen koans like "if a tree falls in the forest etc.", "what is the sound of one hand clapping". It's like a philosophical "#VALUE!")

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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Coldrice posted:

I decided to work on a game to make people realize how easy it is to catch covid.





This game represents a factory of 250 people. This is full open'r up style with no protections.


They work from 8am-6pm, then they go home. Currently it starts with a single infected person.

each person is randomly generated by age, weight, gender, ethnicity, as dictated by 2020 census data.

A person requires 15 minutes of in game time contact to get infected. Severity of covid is random based on the CDC statistics of how infections progress. It is also modified by age/weight/ethnicity/gender/etc...

People who are "hospitalized" do not count towards the pool or infect others (since they'd be hospitalized)

I'd like to add a thing where you can hover over a person to see their stats, give them a mask, or vaccinate them. A slider for how fast times moves. Maybe add walls? I dunno. I just want people to see how fast it spreads


Color key:
white - nothing
green - mild symptoms
dark green - sick
Yellow - very sick/Hospitalized
Red - ICU
Purple - Dead

why are dead people still coming to the factory

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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

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ah well

don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened

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