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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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bucks celtics for east finals, celtics probably win

denver okc for west, denver wins

a very fun finals that denver wins in 6 games

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Another reason to be a Denver rather than Detroit fan

According to James Edwards III, on his latest podcast, Mike Muscala actually was fine with staying in Detroit but because Monty (aka Troy) told him that he likely wouldn’t play in favor of James Wiseman, they offered Muscala a buyout so he can go to another very young team in OKC that actually has a chance to make noise this year.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Lockback posted:

Hibbert was bad to watch but that brief period fo ruling verticality like that was kinda interesting because players driving had to either body people out of the way or do like Rose did and just contort yourself around the player to get a layup. I liked the little samurai duel that had to go on everytime a guard met a big in the restricted area.

bring it back

also vic wants out news is dumb as hell. yes the spurs hosed the season by playing jeremy’s soochan, so chan🎶 at pg,
but come on

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Shear Modulus posted:

putting sochan at point was an effort to mold him into a draymond-style jack of all trades, or an aaron gordon to wemby's jokic. it had some benefit, he's much improved at off-ball movement on offense lately.

the really fucky lineup decision was playing wemby at 4 for the first half of the season, which i think was done partly to convince him that he is a much better fit at center

he literally played shooting guard for most of last season. so i get trying to eke him along, the whole mega skinny human being ting

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Mean Baby posted:

I don’t really buy that the top of the draft is 2013 bad. The reality is that the prevalence of European and now emergence of African talent has greatly raised the floor of any draft from a decade ago. The top college prospects and Ignite are all playing really well lately. Guys like Sheppard, Dillingham, Knecht, and Tyler Smith coming out of nowhere helps as well.

I think there is a pretty significant drop off around pick 20 personally.

Overall do agree that the chance that you get “the guy” in this draft is lower and that sucks for the Blazers and Wizards who both have major questions on who the guy is, but Sarr is likely to be a major defensive anchor as a worse case scenario.

The line on the draft is no elite talent. instead of 1-6 it's like a draft that starts at the 7th pick


mainstream analysts have coalesced on zaccharie rissacher becuase he shot well in the last bit

but like nikola topic is 3rd overall and hes' a 6'6 pg who can't shoot and it's just like put this loving thing out of its misery

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Mean Baby posted:

To be fair, 4 of the to picks 6 last year couldn’t shoot and 3 of them are PGs!

scoot could shoot in the midrange, amens a generational athlete, and anthony black is a good benchmark for the 1-6 guys in the 2024 draft, which is like 😬

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

I remember an early internet chain email my mom forwarded me from an english professor sharing some interesting turns of phrase their students turned in on some papers and one was:

"Magellan circumcized the globe with his 100ft clipper."

https://twitter.com/Tetradugenikid/status/1764754615885553981

this guy made a reddit post on the pistons sub about ben wallace being an overrated defender, then made this very cute malaprop after being savaged

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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WhyteRyce posted:

Sacramento lost at home to the Pistons without Cade because they couldn’t stop

*checks notes*

Alec Burks

Davion Mitchell didn't lock him down despite being the best guard defender in herstory

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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temple posted:

You don't get paid to talk about basketball. Like dude wasn't even curious? It's 30 teams, not 300.

I've heard that one.

as a kid I was fascinated by the logos and team names and what they meant. I imagine a lot of us were like that.
Some people have the ability to just accept what's presented without intellectual curiosity. If I see some big tie thing and don't know the deal, I'm going to have to learn the deal

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Mean Baby posted:

Overall, yes. There are some people who are want to trade him because the fan base is tired of combo guards. The good news is he just had one of the best games of his career against Minnesota getting 34 points and 14 assists after really struggling against their length just a week prior (right after he had a kid). Teams clearly respect him, he is top 5 in blitzes and top 5 in ball gravity, which is in the elite elite offensive tier.

If you squint, you see a lot of Dame in him. They have the same skills coach. I don’t see the Blazers moving off of him until they know what have in Scoot and Sharpe. He is only 24 and his bag gets substantially better everywhere. He works just like Dame.

The 6th man stuff is silly. If he played with a big playmaker and / or in a bigger market, he would get more respect.

He, like most Blazers, has been inconsistent. The Blazers have been almost as decimated as injuries as Memphis.

Of their top-6 guys, they have all played in the same game only once. There are a few bright spots, but the season is kind of a wash.

he is good and he is very injury prone

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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gambling loss

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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The wolves offense is ant's battering ram thing and Kat shooting over people.

Now it's gonna have to be more of a pnr deal with gobert. That can win a playoff series. If Kat can be back by round 2 I think they could be okay.


Let's change topics, this is too sad.

Which NBA player is most likely to be gang stalked? Which NBA player is most likely to be one of YOUR gangstalkers?

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Mar 8, 2024

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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The Maestro posted:

Live footage of Bismack seeing the edge lord posting done in his name

https://x.com/thehoopcentral/status/1765610202588680303?s=46&t=onxyh9cLuduaEE8VkMrnMQ

hahaha it echoed out until it blasted the real bismack in the vagus nerve

Algund Eenboom posted:

Ben simmons is the one being gangstalked (philly fans still obsessed with him), and isaiah stewart is the one doing the gangstalking (willing to square up, seems like he can hold a grudge)

Good selections.
I'm thinking most likely to be gang stalked: Jimmy Butler (insane self belief pivots 4 degrees to delusion and suddenly the haters and doubters become gang stalkers using directed energy weapons to zap him)

Most likely to be a gang stalker: Markquis Nowell, because he blends well into any crowd (5'7)

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Here are a couple random thoughts for your reading pleasure


1. It's been said that the nuggets promised Reggie Jackson a longer term deal when they acquired him as a waiver wire thing after a trade. Should they have broken that promise? Would they better with another random vet in that 5m a year slot?

2. Championship teams often have players who are better than their roles, maybe a former borderline all-star who accepts a 5th man or 6th man type of role. Like Igoudala, "The Big Racialist" Andrew Bogut, and kinda KD on the Warriors.

The celtics have Porzingis and Jrue Holiday way lower down the hierarchy than most teams. Cause they're super talented and deep.

Meanwhile the Nuggets are pretty loving weak after their top 5 guys. peyton watson and christian braun will have to play playoff minutes




Monty + Troy have combined to make the worst possible moves this year so it's pretty shocking that the wizzzzards have managed this. mike muscala was genuinely helping them win games. monte morris. GET RID OF THEM. FOR NOTING. Off with their heads. LET THEM EAT WISEMANS

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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ant is 6'4 jordan

DeimosRising posted:

I mean, they won last year with basically the same team. Top 7 minutes guys are all the same except Reggie in place of Bruce Brown. For playoff minutes Jeff Green was top 7 too

Brown was key for them and going to small lineups with Jeff Green as nominal 5 were super important though.

Young players don't win championships.

Everyone's made good points about Reggie though


In other news, pistons beat the nets. Cade was great. Jalen Wilson looked like he belonged in the venezuelan basketball league. Looked like a completely useless player. nets are really hosed.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Mavericks love to help off the same side corner

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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WhyteRyce posted:

The Trump gbs thread went on a massive boobs derail and now today we find out the big boob escort from the Curry celebration photo is a huge Kevin Huerter and Kings fan

What is going on in the world right now

post the boobs

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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WhyteRyce posted:

Someone call Musk this guy got persecuted for speaking the truth

https://twitter.com/EliBashiNBA/status/1766879619464974565
Maybe all pistons fans should try to get beaten by Troy and get him fired?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Aye Doc posted:

Sengun looks to be very badly injured, they took him off in a wheelchair

https://twitter.com/TheHoopCentral/status/1766983270078800074

wider angle that lets you see that it was very not good

https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1766983243146903898

gently caress that's horrible. That's not fair

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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zach lowe said spurs need to cash their chips in and go win now or else wemby whatevers.

we literally saw this movie in dallas. you cannot chase it like that in the nba. it results in being good not great, and the guy leaves anyway.

They need to stop with the garbage rosters, and they just need to build to win sustainably

edit: or the lebron cavs!

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Mar 11, 2024

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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kingcobweb posted:

Did he say that? I don’t think he said that

basically he said wemby has arrived no more rebuild

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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morestuff posted:

I went and listened to the podcast and it really does not sound like what he's saying

Here's a rough transcript:

not exactly a hot take and basically what everyone here is saying?

I don't know how you don't parse that as zach lowe says they need to build a contender or whatever right now because wemby is good. And that's what I said. I didn't say wemby is going to leave if they don't.

Brass tacks they need to get a good pg and otherwise build smart because there's no fast way to do it if you're outside a glamour market

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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morestuff posted:

He goes on to say they should probably look around for a veteran guard. How is that pushing all your chips in to build a contender

This is what happens with generational superstars…You become so good so fast that it doesn't even really matter what you want or how patient you want to be…they are not going to leave you a choice. You are going to develop on their timetable because they are going to drag your rear end there…

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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kingcobweb posted:

I worked in phone stores for about five years total. Pretty often after people got a “new” phone number they’d come back into the store saying that they keep getting all these texts and calls for the phone number’s previous owner, and they’d ask for a TRULY NEW phone number. I’d have to explain that in major cities, every phone number is a re-used one; there’s less than 900,000 possible legal phone numbers for a given area code, so every number has been used probably by several people before them.

Anyway I’m imagining Tatum texting Kobe after every game and some poor guy is thinking “god loving drat it again with this poo poo” and considering whether to call customer service to complain.

what's crazy is that it's so common that so many people change numbers that when you get a bill collector call for the ex-phone number owner and you're like "oh you called 555-555-5555?"That's my number now. and people just accept you at your word.

would be a good way of avoiding bill collectors yourself now that I think of it

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Covid was in essence a bioweapon because it was assembled with parts from the bioweapon toolbox as part of peter daszak, ralph baric et alls attempt to create a polycorona vaccine. It escaped, long story short, because France wanted a biotech industry to compete with Germany's and built BSL4 labs in China, including Wuhan, to a not great standard of worksmanship.

The covid vaccine mandate did expose otherwise healthy young people with natural immunity to harms because it did not provide them with any more protection than they already had. Remember there was a whole stretch of time where the mass media decided there was literally no such thing as natural immunity to viruses.

In many cases where vaccines were rolled out without enough development time, there are problems. the us military inoculated soldiers with anthrax vaccines that caused all kinds of problems.

I think the libertarian right like John Stockton were surprised to see supposedly their side, these "Small government" republicans support things like mask and vaccine mandates, general lockdowns because they thought they were on their side. Got all shaken up. But lawmakers were aware from the start about the probability of covid being in essence accidental biological warfare on the population and were trying to protect people.

I think that's the most diplomatic way that can be put

My friend who has autism got 15 vaccinations by lying about previous vaccinations at different sites and he seems fine. There was apparently some guy who got 217 via a similar train of thought that more vaccinations would be better. So you know only the unlucky really suffered clotting and similar issues while covid was a more wide ranging threat.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Porfiriato posted:

….source your quotes?

I don't have a doctor's note or anything but he's a pretty obviously autistic guy

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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defense is allowed again basketball is good again NBA is actually back

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Going by standard english orthography Diar should be pronounced like Die-er. Going by AAVE naming orthography it's DEE-ARH
I dont know how its actually pronounced though

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Anyone hear the new lowe post with Joe Dumars and Monty McCutchen. Joe d holding the line and saying “nothing happened no one said anything “ and monty basically admitting that defense wasn’t being called according to the rule book.

so there you have it

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Rick posted:

Charles Barkley is still insulting him just like he's saying AD's season this year doesn't count because all the games he's missed (he's played 63 games this year and is top 10 in minutes).

He checked out in november and didn't realize that the games have been good again for a bitt. hopefully someone will get him up to speed at some point. such a hard job

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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dokmo posted:

i went ahead and made an edit of the thompsons blocking a bunch of jumpers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFrzsibg748

My man
interesting how amen can do it from all kinds of sloppy positions and ausar has to use a bit more iq to get in the right spot first

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Before I stopped eating this kind of low quality food I would put hummus or avocado mayo on a hot dog, with mustard and pickles. maybe some ketchup if i wanted it. in the end its a small sausage thing you can eat it how you like

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Deandre Ayton may be soft but he is skilled

Dejan Bimble
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verbal enema posted:

I named my 2k24 player Adonis Rambis and they say it over the PA during games and it owns

Member summer league stalwart Adonis Thomas?

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 17, 2024

Dejan Bimble
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team dime is not a gang


Earlier in the season, Deandre Ayton played far less aggressively. At the time, Ayton said on Thursday, he was feeling his way through the offense and playing with new players. But there was more to his struggles. “My body wasn’t just my body,” he said. “People forget the humane difference of me adjusting to everything.” That included something as routine as getting proper sleep. “Just being comfortable in waking up,” he said. “I didn’t have a bed for quite some time. I was on an air mattress. Just trying to figure this out.”
Source: Oregonian

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Imagine having 20m+ in the bank and sleeping on an air bed you bought at the downtown portland target

Deandre, just order something

I slept on an air bed for 2 years and I think it permanently damaged my spine

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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If you're in an air mattress situation just order one of those bed in a box foam mattresses from amazon. They will wear out in 2 months but even a clapped out foam mattress is worlds better than that poo poo. I ended up getting a 4500 dollar queen hotel mattress that's flippable (rare these days) for 1500 on closeout. Felt like xmas every night I laid me head down to sleep. you can find good deals on ebay.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Paying2Lurk posted:

I appreciate the fine layup, but I also appreciate the backboard making the sign behind it look like it says "Ford gently caress Month"

Ford
uck Month

Hahaha its FORD gently caress MONTH here at American Airlines Arena in Beautiful Dallas Texas

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

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Lockback posted:

Ignite players never seemed to give a poo poo about winning or losing and that's probably a really poor place to be for young talent.

Like Dokmo said, it was always a showcase never a team (save maybe year one)

They never had shooters to space the floor. They never had legit g-league bigs to rim protect and rebound.

They consistently put top prospects in the worst positions, I honestly thought it was like a plot to pay these guys 1m a year in exchange for showing a worst case scenario to NBA teams, to limit the downside risks of early lottery picks.

If they had built it like a real team it would be different. NIL i think solves a ton of problems for the NBA, but they're still going to have to do a ton of player development themselves

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Dejan Bimble
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https://discord.gg/p7R3XfKs

link to the discord where a handful of us talk about Ball

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