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lucky ducky typing!!
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# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:07 |
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Mr Dog posted:lucky ducky typing!! mods?
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# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:14 |
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speaking of p-languages, can someone w/ clojure installed run this and tell me what happens?code:
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 01:54 |
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Police Academy III posted:speaking of p-languages, can someone w/ clojure installed run this and tell me what happens? (fart 1) prints "one" any other call to fart will not dispatch hth
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:02 |
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Mr Dog posted:lucky ducky typing!! tyvm this is v. good
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:04 |
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:(fart 1) did you actually run it though? because I get code:
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:04 |
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someone with artistic talent should make an av to go with your name
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:06 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:just because it's on the production server doesn't mean it has to be live. like, put it in some subdirectory with a big long name so you're sure no traffic is going to it and test it there. agile web engineering while maintaining security security through obscurity, like not knowing how insecure md5 is
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:10 |
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Police Academy III posted:did you actually run it though? because I get what v of clojure are you runngin cause
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:10 |
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Police Academy III posted:fart-failure.clj Mods.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:11 |
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REPL started; server listening on localhost port 24357 user=> (defmulti fart identity) #'user/fart user=> (defmethod fart 1 [x] "one") #<MultiFn clojure.lang.MultiFn@2d97d09f> user=> (fart 1) "one" user=> (fart 2) java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No method in multimethod 'fart' for dispatch value: 2 (NO_SOURCE_FILE:0) user=>
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:11 |
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Otto Skorzeny posted:someone with artistic talent should make an av to go with your name that would be cool
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:12 |
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:what v of clojure are you runngin cause code:
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:13 |
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Police Academy III posted:
i found a really bad one regarding ASM and groovy and spring. gently caress i still haven't completely figured it out but it was turning the clojure reader into poo poo
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:15 |
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:i found a really bad one regarding ASM and groovy and spring. gently caress i still haven't completely figured it out but it was turning the clojure reader into poo poo Related note; Mixing JVM languages is a little like mixing alcohol, when done well it's great, but done poorly it'll make you want to vomit.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:50 |
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using jvm is like ingesting poison into your body
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:24 |
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0xB16B00B5 posted:using jvm is like ingesting poison into your body sorry no, the jvm is awesome
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:27 |
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my apps may be slow and bloated, but at least they run everywhere! now with node theres no reason to turn to the jvm, minus the 3rd party libraries for java
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:49 |
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wait how is node related to java at all, I thought node was just some lovely standalone js implementation.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:53 |
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javascript, it's right there in the name duh
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:06 |
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Ronald Raiden posted:wait how is node related to java at all, I thought node was just some lovely standalone js implementation. it's a javascript webserver, lmao
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:20 |
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Ronald Raiden posted:wait how is node related to java at all, I thought node was just some lovely standalone js implementation. you get the same cross platform efficiencies with node, with the addition of the web and mobile.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:35 |
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0xB16B00B5 posted:you get the same cross platform efficiencies with node, with the addition of the web and mobile. stfu troll
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:37 |
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lol javascript is slow!!!
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:37 |
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Win8 Hetro Experie posted:lol javascript is slow!!! it's a huge pile.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:38 |
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its slightly slower for certain things but getting faster each and every day. who knows what itll be in a year. i dunno. most people's apps, for the scale they ahve to support, dont need crazy fast overkill backends. ill take simplicity of development over the fear i wont be able to scale to 1000s of simultaneous users that easily.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:43 |
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0xB16B00B5 posted:its slightly slower for certain things but getting faster each and every day. who knows what itll be in a year. i dunno. yea, so not javascript then.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:44 |
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Just gonna drop this here: Wav file sample rate generator.c (by ulillillia)
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:47 |
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you really shouldn't ever use js for anything besides ui, animation and maybe front-end form validation.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:48 |
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HTML5 posted:you really shouldn't ever use js for anything haha
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:48 |
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Hard NOP Life posted:Just gonna drop this here: this is beautiful
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:02 |
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0xB16B00B5 posted:using jvm is like ingesting poison into your body lol what the gently caress is this nonsense
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:05 |
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:lol what the gently caress is this nonsense a joke about alcohl probably
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:28 |
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Otto Skorzeny posted:a joke about alcohl probably youre very generous calling that a joke
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:35 |
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The Lord loveth a cheerful giver.
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:43 |
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tiny fart bug update: apparently it's caused by having a file called fart.class in your classpath (which obviously i do since i'm a literal child). i have no idea why defmethod is loading class files but i can't even report it since the clojure bug tracker is down!
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# ? Aug 11, 2012 23:58 |
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Ronald Raiden posted:this is beautiful
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 00:58 |
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quote:write server-side code in javascript please go ahead and create a site with horrible latency. i'll be over here taking all ur customers by providing a comparable service that has really good latency "what do you mean we can't make the site load faster by throwing more servers at it?"
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:20 |
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memory is cheap these days, you should be caching as much as you can anyway. if your app is hitting your backend often youre probably doing something wrong
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:21 |
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lmao
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