p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

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Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

lucky ducky typing!!

# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:07

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# ? May 8, 2024 22:05

syntaxrigger: Jul 7, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Mr Dog posted:

lucky ducky typing!!

mods?

# ? Aug 10, 2012 22:14

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

speaking of p-languages, can someone w/ clojure installed run this and tell me what happens?

code:

(defmulti fart identity)
(defmethod fart 1 [x] "one")

# ? Aug 11, 2012 01:54

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Police Academy III posted:

speaking of p-languages, can someone w/ clojure installed run this and tell me what happens?
code:
(defmulti fart identity)
(defmethod fart 1 [x] "one")

(fart 1)
prints "one"
any other call to fart will not dispatch
hth

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:02

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Mr Dog posted:

lucky ducky typing!!

tyvm this is v. good

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:04

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

(fart 1)
prints "one"
any other call to fart will not dispatch
hth

did you actually run it though? because I get

code:

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No matching method: addMethod, compiling:(fart-failure.clj:2)

but only if the method is named fart, anything else works as expected.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:04

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

someone with artistic talent should make an av to go with your name

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:06

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Tiny Bug Child posted:

just because it's on the production server doesn't mean it has to be live. like, put it in some subdirectory with a big long name so you're sure no traffic is going to it and test it there. agile web engineering while maintaining security

security through obscurity, like not knowing how insecure md5 is

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:10

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Police Academy III posted:

did you actually run it though? because I get
code:
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No matching method: addMethod, compiling:(fart-failure.clj:2)
but only if the method is named fart, anything else works as expected.

what v of clojure are you runngin cause

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:10

All Hat: Jul 11, 2008; He that is without int among you, let him first cast a long

Police Academy III posted:

fart-failure.clj

Mods.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:11

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

REPL started; server listening on localhost port 24357
user=> (defmulti fart identity)
#'user/fart
user=> (defmethod fart 1 [x] "one")
#<MultiFn clojure.lang.MultiFn@2d97d09f>
user=> (fart 1)
"one"
user=> (fart 2)
java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No method in multimethod 'fart' for dispatch value: 2 (NO_SOURCE_FILE:0)
user=>

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:11

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Otto Skorzeny posted:

someone with artistic talent should make an av to go with your name

that would be cool

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:12

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

what v of clojure are you runngin cause

code:

user=> *clojure-version*
{:major 1, :minor 4, :incremental 0, :qualifier nil}

I was hoping I'd found the greatest bug ever

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:13

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Police Academy III posted:

code:
user=> *clojure-version*
{:major 1, :minor 4, :incremental 0, :qualifier nil}
I was hoping I'd found the greatest bug ever

i found a really bad one regarding ASM and groovy and spring. gently caress i still haven't completely figured it out but it was turning the clojure reader into poo poo

# ? Aug 11, 2012 02:15

Meiwaku: Jan 10, 2011; Fun for the whole family!

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

i found a really bad one regarding ASM and groovy and spring. gently caress i still haven't completely figured it out but it was turning the clojure reader into poo poo

Related note;
Mixing JVM languages is a little like mixing alcohol, when done well it's great, but done poorly it'll make you want to vomit.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 16:50

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

using jvm is like ingesting poison into your body

# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:24

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

0xB16B00B5 posted:

using jvm is like ingesting poison into your body

sorry no, the jvm is awesome

# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:27

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

my apps may be slow and bloated, but at least they run everywhere!

now with node theres no reason to turn to the jvm, minus the 3rd party libraries for java

# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:49

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

wait how is node related to java at all, I thought node was just some lovely standalone js implementation.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 18:53

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

javascript, it's right there in the name duh

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:06

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Ronald Raiden posted:

wait how is node related to java at all, I thought node was just some lovely standalone js implementation.

it's a javascript webserver, lmao

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:20

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Ronald Raiden posted:

wait how is node related to java at all, I thought node was just some lovely standalone js implementation.

you get the same cross platform efficiencies with node, with the addition of the web and mobile.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:35

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

0xB16B00B5 posted:

you get the same cross platform efficiencies with node, with the addition of the web and mobile.

stfu troll

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:37

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

lol javascript is slow!!!

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:37

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Win8 Hetro Experie posted:

lol javascript is slow!!!

it's a huge pile.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:38

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

its slightly slower for certain things but getting faster each and every day. who knows what itll be in a year. i dunno.

most people's apps, for the scale they ahve to support, dont need crazy fast overkill backends. ill take simplicity of development over the fear i wont be able to scale to 1000s of simultaneous users that easily.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:43

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

0xB16B00B5 posted:

its slightly slower for certain things but getting faster each and every day. who knows what itll be in a year. i dunno.

most people's apps, for the scale they ahve to support, dont need crazy fast overkill backends. ill take simplicity of development over the fear i wont be able to scale to 1000s of simultaneous users that easily.

yea, so not javascript then.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:44

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

Just gonna drop this here:

Wav file sample rate generator.c (by ulillillia)

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:47

Asshole Masonanie: Oct 27, 2009; by vyelkin

you really shouldn't ever use js for anything besides ui, animation and maybe front-end form validation.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:48

Asshole Masonanie: Oct 27, 2009; by vyelkin

HTML5 posted:

you really shouldn't ever use js for anything

haha

# ? Aug 11, 2012 19:48

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Hard NOP Life posted:

Just gonna drop this here:

Wav file sample rate generator.c (by ulillillia)

this is beautiful

# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:02

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

0xB16B00B5 posted:

using jvm is like ingesting poison into your body

lol what the gently caress is this nonsense

# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:05

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

lol what the gently caress is this nonsense

a joke about alcohl probably

# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:28

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Otto Skorzeny posted:

a joke about alcohl probably

youre very generous calling that a joke

# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:35

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

The Lord loveth a cheerful giver.

# ? Aug 11, 2012 20:43

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

tiny fart bug update: apparently it's caused by having a file called fart.class in your classpath (which obviously i do since i'm a literal child). i have no idea why defmethod is loading class files but i can't even report it since the clojure bug tracker is down!

# ? Aug 11, 2012 23:58

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Ronald Raiden posted:

this is beautiful

looks like most code written by EEs

# ? Aug 12, 2012 00:58

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

quote:

write server-side code in javascript

please go ahead and create a site with horrible latency. i'll be over here taking all ur customers by providing a comparable service that has really good latency :tipshat:

"what do you mean we can't make the site load faster by throwing more servers at it?"

# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:20

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

memory is cheap these days, you should be caching as much as you can anyway.

if your app is hitting your backend often youre probably doing something wrong

# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:21

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

lmao

# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:25

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