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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The one drawback is that since Blu Ray cases are smaller and slimmer it doesn't look as much like a Beta tape (i.e. it's less bulky), but it's still a cool effect.

More importantly the BR transfer is so loving gorgeous. Maybe it's partly because it's a movie I've seen a bunch but the step up in quality from the already-great DVD is astounding.

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Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

Vagabundo posted:

Here's what it looks like.



Ok, I'm sold. Thanks for enlightening me on this. :parrot:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

This post isn't about movie posters, but is instead a post about VHS box art with a trip back to 1980s mom-and-pop video stores. Back then, there were no Blockbusters or Hollywood Videos with strict guidelines as to what can be rented in store. In comes the mom-and-pop stores that would have practically anything and everything on VHS (including that room in the back of the store with a curtain covering the entrance that you weren't allowed to go into because you were too young), and that included skeevy horror movies from small studios or direct-to-video production companies that would have otherwise been forgotten or unseen. Most of these movies were really, really terrible, but my goodness, did they have amazing and sometimes hilarious box artwork that would make you want to rent it (only to be disappointed afterward).

I remember seeing a large chunk of these video boxes at various rental stores back in the day, and they are now not so much terrifying as they are hilarious or :wtf:. I present to you:

Retrospace's VHS horror movie box art 1 (:nws: to play it safe because of gore and/or boobs on certain boxes)
Retrospace's VHS horror movie box art 2 (:nws: ditto)


"Grrrr, I'm a 50 foot jester that's slightly upset by this even larger woman's head resting in front of my house, arrrrgh!"


So, is this like Hollow Man, but with a stereotypical unhip professor who instead of Kevin Bacon?


Orson Welles drunk as poo poo and "Occult Terror...:what:"


James Brolin is watching you poop.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011



I really enjoyed Friday The 13th so maybe I'll... wait a minute!



What?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

You Are A Elf posted:


So, is this like Hollow Man, but with a stereotypical unhip professor who instead of Kevin Bacon?

Yes. Yes it is.

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

You Are A Elf posted:

This post isn't about movie posters, but is instead a post about VHS box art with a trip back to 1980s mom-and-pop video stores. Back then, there were no Blockbusters or Hollywood Videos with strict guidelines as to what can be rented in store. In comes the mom-and-pop stores that would have practically anything and everything on VHS (including that room in the back of the store with a curtain covering the entrance that you weren't allowed to go into because you were too young), and that included skeevy horror movies from small studios or direct-to-video production companies that would have otherwise been forgotten or unseen. Most of these movies were really, really terrible, but my goodness, did they have amazing and sometimes hilarious box artwork that would make you want to rent it (only to be disappointed afterward).

I remember seeing a large chunk of these video boxes at various rental stores back in the day, and they are now not so much terrifying as they are hilarious or :wtf:. I present to you:

Retrospace's VHS horror movie box art 1 (:nws: to play it safe because of gore and/or boobs on certain boxes)
Retrospace's VHS horror movie box art 2 (:nws: ditto)


"Grrrr, I'm a 50 foot jester that's slightly upset by this even larger woman's head resting in front of my house, arrrrgh!"


So, is this like Hollow Man, but with a stereotypical unhip professor who instead of Kevin Bacon?


Orson Welles drunk as poo poo and "Occult Terror...:what:"


James Brolin is watching you poop.

These are amazing. I loving miss video stores. Especially the local mom & pop stores. :smith:

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Sheldrake posted:

This full size poster is hanging on the wall fifteen feet in front of me. One of my favorites, and it always incites some sort of deep discussions about what, exactly, was he going to train those dolphins for.

He was trying to teach them how to talk.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Jasta posted:

These are amazing. I loving miss video stores. Especially the local mom & pop stores. :smith:

Tell me about it. Used to love browsing the horror section when I was younger with me mum and me aunt who thought she was a vampire.



I love, LOVE Nightbreed and can't wait to see the directors cut but we never rented it because of this ridiculous cover. That dude shows up for all of 3 seconds in the background of one shot.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Lasher posted:

Tell me about it. Used to love browsing the horror section when I was younger with me mum and me aunt who thought she was a vampire.



I love, LOVE Nightbreed and can't wait to see the directors cut but we never rented it because of this ridiculous cover. That dude shows up for all of 3 seconds in the background of one shot.

Really? He's in the directors cut a bit more then.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
I came across this lovely poster and don't remember seeing it posted here. Have fun with it:

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

From the VHS covers blog I bring you:

A woman being attacked by a trombone.



And the greatest tagline since Jaws 2.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Mister Chief posted:


And the greatest tagline since Jaws 2.



I read the tag line on top and thought "What? That's garbage!" then I scrolled down.

loving awesome!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: I missed it the first time around. That is a fantastic tag line.

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

Mister Chief posted:

From the VHS covers blog I bring you:

A woman being attacked by a trombone.



It's been done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmCa1m46k9M

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Mister Chief posted:

And the greatest tagline since Jaws 2.


Was this the sequel to Death Bed, the bed that eats people?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I'm convinced I have to see Blood Beach now. No matter if it's excellent or terrible, that's probably one of the greatest movie posters I've ever seen.

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Sep 5, 2012

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

achillesforever6 posted:

Was this the sequel to Death Bed, the bed that eats people?

No. Not really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFSIK4lEYGk

If you think that tagline is good, just wait to you see who says it in the trailer.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Young Freud posted:

No. Not really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFSIK4lEYGk

If you think that tagline is good, just wait to you see who says it in the trailer.

As if you needed to give me another reason to watch this movie. Jesus.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Young Freud posted:

No. Not really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFSIK4lEYGk

If you think that tagline is good, just wait to you see who says it in the trailer.

...those singles, AAAUUuuugghhhh

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The working title of Tremors was Land Sharks so Tremors is basically a Blood Beach rip off.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Oh Paulie. Oh guy from Enter the Dragon and Mitchell. You romance me so.


vvvv Never saw one. Same goes for Halloween.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Sep 5, 2012

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Not a big A Nightmare On Elm Street fan?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

kiimo posted:

Oh Paulie. Oh guy from Enter the Dragon and Mitchell. You romance me so.


vvvv Never saw one. Same goes for Halloween.

I thought that was Brian Doyle Murray at first.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Mister Chief posted:

And the greatest tagline since Jaws 2.


They play that occasionally around here, and I always regret not going to see it for the sweet sweet John Saxon experience.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Young Freud posted:

No. Not really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFSIK4lEYGk

If you think that tagline is good, just wait to you see who says it in the trailer.

Did i just see a beach bite a dudes dick off.........

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Since the this is poster related, I'm going to ask this here; I'm going to print some Universal Monster posters and would like to know if I should use matte or glossy paper. It's for my room, with an indirect source of light.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


:stare:
No

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I always assumed furries didn't just spontaneously appear when the internet happened.


edit:

quote:

The beast continues to masturbate and Lucy rubs his ejaculate all over herself. Eventually the beast dies of exhaustion

:froggonk:

kiimo fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Sep 6, 2012

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006


chick got some spaghetti hair going on

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

kiimo posted:

I always assumed furries didn't just spontaneously appear when the internet happened.


edit:


:froggonk:

Wait, the titular villain is killed by rope-a-dope?

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
A contender for Worst Tagline appears!



And best of all, I never even knew this movie existed.

EDIT: Also contender for worst title and worst everything

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

That's a poster worthy of a much better movie. Yes, it's crap, but still much better than the movie.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Not poster-design related, but has anyone ordered frames from theses guys?

https://www.hollywoodposterframes.com

I'll probably be passing through the valley one of these weekends, and wouldn't mind picking up a frame on the way.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

You Are A Elf posted:

This post isn't about movie posters, but is instead a post about VHS box art with a trip back to 1980s mom-and-pop video stores. Back then, there were no Blockbusters or Hollywood Videos with strict guidelines as to what can be rented in store. In comes the mom-and-pop stores that would have practically anything and everything on VHS (including that room in the back of the store with a curtain covering the entrance that you weren't allowed to go into because you were too young), and that included skeevy horror movies from small studios or direct-to-video production companies that would have otherwise been forgotten or unseen. Most of these movies were really, really terrible, but my goodness, did they have amazing and sometimes hilarious box artwork that would make you want to rent it (only to be disappointed afterward).

I remember seeing a large chunk of these video boxes at various rental stores back in the day, and they are now not so much terrifying as they are hilarious or :wtf:. I present to you:

Retrospace's VHS horror movie box art 1 (:nws: to play it safe because of gore and/or boobs on certain boxes)
Retrospace's VHS horror movie box art 2 (:nws: ditto)


"Grrrr, I'm a 50 foot jester that's slightly upset by this even larger woman's head resting in front of my house, arrrrgh!"


So, is this like Hollow Man, but with a stereotypical unhip professor who instead of Kevin Bacon?


Orson Welles drunk as poo poo and "Occult Terror...:what:"


James Brolin is watching you poop.

Wow, it's easier to count the covers that don't have a scantily clad woman being murdered than the ones that do.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Humboldt squid posted:

Wow, it's easier to count the covers that don't have a scantily clad woman being murdered than the ones that do.

That's not exactly surprising, given that it's easier to count the movies that don't have at least one scantily clad woman being murdered than the ones that do.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I really like this one for some reason.




And this just looks like a really badass Atari 2600 game.




Yar's Domination :black101:

DKWildz
Jan 7, 2002
The latest mondo's going up for sale some time today:

Kevin Tong



Tom Whalen & alternate

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
Oh I irrationally want want the "What's Opera Doc" poster. Oh my god.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Yodzilla posted:

And this just looks like a really badass Atari 2600 game.




Yar's Domination :black101:

The best part is, there is nothing remotely like that anywhere in the movie.

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DKWildz
Jan 7, 2002

Nybble posted:

Oh I irrationally want want the "What's Opera Doc" poster. Oh my god.

Managed to get the non variant "What's Opera Doc", but the other two sold out in under a minute, as usual.

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