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The MSJ posted:That's the last place I expect to see a Dreamworks Face. Hey, lay off him man. He's just gone through rigorous deprogramming or something and he obviously suffered a stroke in the process. I also like that Dolph Lundgren's AK is photoshopped in in such a way that it looks like he has to be lightly cradling it in one arm. Also the gun looks like it's turned slightly towards the viewer while the clip is straight-on from the side. At least they added the generic stock fireball effect.
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zenintrude posted:Allow me to interrupt this horror/pronunciation/nationality clusterfuck with a new poster! JCVD's got a Donnie Darko smirk going on there. 
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Tewratomeh posted:Hey, lay off him man. He's just gone through rigorous deprogramming or something and he obviously suffered a stroke in the process. Maybe I'm losing my mind, but he looks more like Henry Gibson to me in that poster than he does JCVD: 
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I think these are in order from bad to worse, but it's kind of hard to tell past a certain point.   
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Ah yes the famous "black comedian has a confused look on his face" that I'm pretty sure is on the poster for every Martin Lawrence movie ever made. e: good lord i've been fixated on Lawrence's face all these years but there are so many other terrible things about that poster Yodzilla fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Sep 13, 2012 |
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Sep 13, 2012 21:25
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Ooh Papyrus, classy.
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I feel like "Comically Bewildered" would not be my reaction if I had a gun pointed at my penis.
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Forktoss posted:Ooh Papyrus, classy. I was just going to say I didn't realize this was a middle-school book report in 1994.
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Akuma posted:It's worse than mediocre. I loved the first one and went to the premiere of the second in London, and was utterly baffled that it got a standing ovation at the end. It's pretty terrible. Love the first as well, but my God, the 2nd is one of the preachiest, flat out DUMB movies I've ever seen. Also, none of them are a hair on Kiriyama's emotionally dead rear end. Riki Takeuchi deciding to chew all the scenery is worth a look though.
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Yodzilla posted:Ah yes the famous "black comedian has a confused look on his face" that I'm pretty sure is on the poster for every Martin Lawrence movie ever made. The tagline breaks the "Don't remind people of a better movie in your piece of crap" rule.
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Darthemed posted:I think these are in order from bad to worse, but it's kind of hard to tell past a certain point.
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I distinctly remember reading a comic where the tagline for Lost and Found was "One of these dogs must be spade". Three thoughts: 1)Why did they think somebody reading an X-Men comic would go see a romantic comedy starring David Spade? 2)I am genuinely not sure if that tagline is better or worse than the one posted previously, in that they may be equally lovely. 3) Who did Spade blow to convince he was a leading man? I mean, I used to like Hollywood Minute on SNL too, and that burn on Eddie Murphy is one of the harshest jokes I've ever seen anybody get away with on SNL, but that does not equal box office. El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 14, 2012 |
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Mr Wind Up Bird posted:I just now discovered that this is a different movie than Operation Dumbo Drop. I remember seeing it when I was little I couldn't remember the name so when I heard "Dumbo Drop" my brain filled in the blanks.  come to think of it that movie was a little dark and had a good cast.
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Not that there aren't other things wrong with this one, but how is Tyra staying in that position? how?
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Tupping Liberty posted:Not that there aren't other things wrong with this one, but how is Tyra staying in that position? how? Her training has paid off. 
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Tupping Liberty posted:Not that there aren't other things wrong with this one, but how is Tyra staying in that position? how? Looking at it a bit more closely, it looks like she's actually merged with French Stewart into some kind of unholy, worm-like abomination. And Bill Bellamy just can't believe that poo poo.
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Tewratomeh posted:Looking at it a bit more closely, it looks like she's actually merged with French Stewart into some kind of unholy, worm-like abomination. Seeing as French Stewart is basically stuck in my mind as his character from 3rd Rock, I am now picturing Tyra lecturing a model by telling her to smize and Harry squinting at her to show how it's done, so thanks for that mental image...
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What is it with lovely covers for Bluray releases of older movies? Just look at this. There is nothing iconic 'DREDD' being used, not even the helmet. The ridiculously plain background used... I mean if I didn't have a soft spot for the movie 'STALLONE JUDGE DREDD' I wouldn't even buy it  Also, what's wrong with your arm, man?!  Friggin' look at that arm! It reminds me of that terrible van graffiti version of this picture: 
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I've only seen that movie once but I remember it being bad but not in a good Demolition Man sort of way.
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Mister Chief posted:I've only seen that movie once but I remember it being bad but not in a good Demolition Man sort of way. The only good parts of Judge Dredd were: 1. Stallone and Armond Assante chewing the fat in nearly every scene they're in. 2. The costume design. 3. The soundtrack.
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Gonz posted:The only good parts of Judge Dredd were: You forgot  THE LAW.
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Rob Schneider makes fun of how Stallone says "I Am The Law!" in the middle of the movie itself. If your lead actor can't say the character's signature phrase without people laughing at him, maybe you miscast.
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zenintrude posted:Allow me to interrupt this horror/pronunciation/nationality clusterfuck with a new poster! Ah, man, that's a lovely poster. I kinda wish they went with the trailer spoiling the big surprise JCVD is the bad guy and shows up in ghostface in the climax . I mean, a poster with that face in the center, with the reflection of Dolph in one eye and Adkins in the other would have been killer. Peanut President posted:You forgot Also, the kickass ABC Warrior robot, which should have gotten more screen time and pulped Rob Schneider.
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Peanut President posted:You forgot LAAAAAAAWWWWWWW Gynocentric Regime fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Sep 14, 2012 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:What is it with lovely covers for Bluray releases of older movies? Just look at this. There is nothing iconic 'DREDD' being used, not even the helmet. The ridiculously plain background used... I mean if I didn't have a soft spot for the movie 'STALLONE JUDGE DREDD' I wouldn't even buy it I dunno, when you put it that way, it kinda fits the movie.
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Peanut President posted:You forgot LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Gonz posted:The only good parts of Judge Dredd were: The first ten minutes were spot on. Then Stallone took off his helmet and spoke. Do not allow memories of Judge Dredd to stop you going to see Dredd 3D.
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I might be interested in Dredd 3D if it didn't have 3D in the title.
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Jedit posted:The first ten minutes were spot on. Then Stallone took off his helmet and spoke. I saw it last week at a sneak peek screening. It was incredible. I expected it to be; I wasn't disappointed. The 3D scenes were spot-on.
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Mister Chief posted:I might be interested in Dredd 3D if it didn't have 3D in the title. Dre3D
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Dre3D Dr3Dd edit: Professor Clumsy's review says to just go see the non-3D version. It's fantastic anyway. I hope it'll be fantastic on Blu-ray. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Sep 14, 2012 |
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Jedit posted:The first ten minutes were spot on. Then Stallone took off his helmet and spoke. Yup, the opening pan across the city and the street-level stuff was pretty much perfectly lifted from the comics; I'm looking forward to the new Dredd but I don't think it'll top that particular bit of world design. Aannd then 'I knew you'd say that!' 
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Gonz posted:The only good parts of Judge Dredd were: My "favorite" part of that movie is how its a big plot point that Stallone and Assante are identical clones. Despite, you know, looking absolutely nothing alike.
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muscles like this? posted:My "favorite" part of that movie is how its a big plot point that Stallone and Assante are identical clones. Despite, you know, looking absolutely nothing alike. What are you talking about? I can't tell them apart! 
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muscles like this? posted:My "favorite" part of that movie is how its a big plot point that Stallone and Assante are identical clones. Despite, you know, looking absolutely nothing alike. Were they actually supposed to be identical clones? I thought it was just that they were both genetically engineered from the same "parent" Judges DNA.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Were they actually supposed to be identical clones? I thought it was just that they were both genetically engineered from the same "parent" Judges DNA. Nope, identical. That's why Rico could frame Dredd using his gun. They DNA stamped every bullet and since he had the same DNA it looked like Dredd did it. Although now I think about it that doesn't make any sense, what about other identical twin Judges? Or the fact that Rico USED to be a judge, shouldn't they have HIS DNA on file as well and it should have popped up too?
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It kind of looks like they used Armand Assante as a stand-in for Bill Murray on that elephant movie poster.
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Gonz posted:LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I honestly think they should have left Dredd's helmet on for that movie, since Stallone's lower jaw does all his acting anyway.
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