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DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Mister Chief posted:

Has anyone seen Buckaroo Banzai recently and can say if it holds up? I've never seen it but have been thinking about it.

On paper, it should be the greatest movie ever. In execution it turns out to just be pretty good, but it's worth seeing at least once.

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FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures
Another addition to the :effort: file:

FoneBone fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 3, 2012

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!
Kid (maybe?) in the background is as tall as a wolf. Or maybe I'm just confused because the horizon line moves between each figure.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

casa de mi padre posted:

Kid (maybe?) in the background is as tall as a wolf. Or maybe I'm just confused because the horizon line moves between each figure.

I never even clicked. It's the gift that keeps giving!

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

I saw the trailer for this and it does not use the William Tell Overture and that is bullshit.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



casa de mi padre posted:

Kid (maybe?) in the background is as tall as a wolf. Or maybe I'm just confused because the horizon line moves between each figure.

The (were)wolves in Twilight are giant.

E:

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

TheJoker138 posted:

The (were)wolves in Twilight are giant.

E:



Haha, they're staring past each other.

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

TheJoker138 posted:

The (were)wolves in Twilight are giant.

E:



But if that's true of the poster too, then the native american looking girl behind the wolf on the left is about 7 meters tall.

I never got why the everyone in the Twilight movies have to look like they are terminal with cancer.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Trump posted:

I never got why the everyone in the Twilight movies have to look like they are terminal with cancer.

Well, to play devil's advocate for a second, most of them are dead.

cloudsoda
Sep 29, 2012

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Well, to play devil's advocate for a second, most of them are dead.





(I have this book at home, by the way.)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
New round of Mondo posters







gently caress, I would kill someone for the Dune poster.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

gently caress, I would kill someone for the Dune poster.


I was coming on here to post Flight and BLT's hilariously photoshopped John Goodman.

Then I read this. What. The. gently caress. I had no idea this film existed and I've written papers on Dune, named pets after Dune characters and read everything I could get my hands on, even the abysmal Brian Herbert trash. How did this thing escape my radar??

quote:

In 1974 the iconoclastic Chilean filmmaker responsible for such conscience-altering cult classics as El Topo, The Holy Mountain, and Santa Sangre signed on to make a film version of Dune that would be financed and produced independently of the Hollywood studio system. With a starting budget of $9 million Jodorowsky assembled a creative team that consisted of influential artists such as Jean “Moebius” Giraud, H.R. Giger, Chris Foss, and Dan O’Bannon and set about writing the screenplay adaptation of Herbert’s beloved novel. The director’s casting wish list was a cornucopia of international talent that included David Carradine, Charlotte Rampling, Mick Jagger, Gloria Swanson, Orson Welles, Alain Delon, and the legendary surrealist painter Salvador Dali. Jodorowsky’s son, Brontis Jodorowsky, was to play the film’s young hero Paul Atreides, and British rock group Pink Floyd agreed to compose and perform the Dune soundtrack. After two years of pre-production the film ran into a shortage of funds and was shut down due also to the sprawling nature of Jodorowsky’s script and a lack of interest from the major American movie studios.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

kiimo posted:

Then I read this. What. The. gently caress. I had no idea this film existed and I've written papers on Dune, named pets after Dune characters and read everything I could get my hands on, even the abysmal Brian Herbert trash. How did this thing escape my radar??

Because it doesn't exist.

I want that poster.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I meant this attempt to make the film. This story. Dune has never been done right and the entire point of it all has never been mentioned so I wonder if this film would have. (The point being that the human race was doomed and Paul and Leto II with their prescient powers could foresee that they were forced to walk The Golden Path to save humanity by basically enslaving it).

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

TheJoker138 posted:

The (were)wolves in Twilight are giant.

E:



What kind of phenomenon can explain why it looks like every single person and/or animal in this scene was photoshopped in? Is it a Star Wars Prequel thing where every single thing is CGI, up to and possibly including Kristen Stewart?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The Twilight series has pretty low budgets, and bargain-bin CGI. It hasn't improved at all since the first one.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

It's sad because it's Phil Tippet's studio doing them and he's known for his work on Jurassic Park.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

FoneBone posted:

Another addition to the :effort: file:


The title looks like poo poo, but at least their heads look like they belong to their bodies.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?

Improbable Lobster posted:

New round of Mondo posters



gently caress, I would kill someone for the Dune poster.
No Dali or dolphin toilet? gently caress that.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I knew about that version of Dune but I'm not sure how. I think it may have been from watching a lot of Alien behind the scenes stuff as both Giger and O'Bannon worked on both.

Cantskate43
Jun 3, 2007

Hello? Dominos?

DNS posted:

The title looks like poo poo, but at least their heads look like they belong to their bodies.

The title matches the quality of the movie. There's a reason it's getting a January release.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

kiimo posted:

I meant this attempt to make the film. This story. Dune has never been done right and the entire point of it all has never been mentioned so I wonder if this film would have. (The point being that the human race was doomed and Paul and Leto II with their prescient powers could foresee that they were forced to walk The Golden Path to save humanity by basically enslaving it).

Had that version gone through with production, Pink Floyd was set to do most of the original score.

Oh, what a film that would have been.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

FoneBone posted:

Another addition to the :effort: file:


Is Russel Crowe playing Frank Sinatra?

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Because it doesn't exist.

I want that poster.

Actually, Jodorowsky's Dune does exist. It's a documentary on Alejandro Jodorowsky's attempt at an adaptation. It's supposed to be released soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-oBEGF7uwE

I just realize that his wish came true, a film had been made that would change the young minds and the world of cinema, but he didn't make it. George Lucas did it with Star Wars three years later and ended up riding that into the ground. :smith:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Young Freud posted:

Actually, Jodorowsky's Dune does exist. It's a documentary on Alejandro Jodorowsky's attempt at an adaptation. It's supposed to be released soon.

Welp, egg on my face.

Can't wait.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Cantskate43 posted:

The title matches the quality of the movie. There's a reason it's getting a January release.

You've seen it then? It's curious that only one Hughes brother is involved in it...

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Young Freud posted:

I just realize that his wish came true, a film had been made that would change the young minds and the world of cinema, but he didn't make it. George Lucas did it with Star Wars three years later and ended up riding that into the ground. :smith:

Imagine how different the landscape of Hollywood might be today if Jodorowsky had somehow became as big as George Lucas and overshadowed him before Star Wars came out. But that would require Hollywood to be something completely different than what it is, which is a money machine which churns out the safest, widely-accessible garbage (and the occasional gem) it can to increase profits while minimizing risk.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Literally no different at all since what you're describing already happened in Hollywood and we still wound up with the Hollywood of today.

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?
Goddamn, how does anyone ever buy a Mondo poster? I saw the tweet go up that today's offerings were on sale, tried to snag a Beyond the Black Rainbow, and by the time I filled out my shipping info (auto-fill, mind you), it was sold out. This was literally within maybe 30 seconds of the tweet being posted. Insane.




e: vvv Guess so. Ah well, maybe next time.

Cpt. Spring Types fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Oct 4, 2012

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Cpt. Spring Types posted:

Goddamn, how does anyone ever buy a Mondo poster? I saw the tweet go up that today's offerings were on sale, tried to snag a Beyond the Black Rainbow, and by the time I filled out my shipping info (auto-fill, mind you), it was sold out. This was literally within maybe 30 seconds of the tweet being posted. Insane.

Have all your info autofilled so it would take you literally 2 clicks to buy it.

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures

Cantskate43 posted:

The title matches the quality of the movie. There's a reason it's getting a January release.

I'm not saying the movie is good, but January isn't really a dumping ground anymore.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
The poster for True Legend (2010) is loving great.



The movie doesn't quite live up to it, but I'm not sure that would even be possible.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

Then I read this. What. The. gently caress. I had no idea this film existed and I've written papers on Dune, named pets after Dune characters and read everything I could get my hands on, even the abysmal Brian Herbert trash. How did this thing escape my radar??

This story can not be mentioned without also mentioning that Dali would play emperor Shaddam IV, whose throne was a golden toilet in which he would defecate, presumably in front of everyone.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wish I had my old avatar as a response to this.


Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Young Freud posted:



I just realize that his wish came true, a film had been made that would change the young minds and the world of cinema, but he didn't make it.

He kinda did, only in comic book form. A lot of the ideas and designs for Dune were used in his comic book the Metabarons:


kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

That last one seems like a derivative of Tleilaxu axlotl tank.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Not only did Jodorowski cast Dali as the emperor but he also made plans for a mechanical Dali mannequin to stand in for him. The reason for this is that Dali demanded $100,000 per hour, so Jodorowski rewrote Dali's part to be just one hour with a mannequin standing in for him in other scenes.


Even more boggling is that Orson Welles was cast as the Baron Harkonnen though.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003




A glorious winter is about to descend on House Atreides and all its heirs!

Very soon, the years of humiliation visited upon my family will finally be avenged!

HoldYourFire
Oct 16, 2006

What's the time? It's DEFCON 1!

kiimo posted:

A glorious winter is about to descend on House Atreides and all its heirs!

But sir, it's July :confused:

Isn't that the fun of it? I say "winter" and we cut to a desert plain.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

Nicole Kidman looks like a cross between Pamela Anderson and Kristen Chenowith here.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
RoboDali AND Orson Welles?

I hope I live long enough to see time travel get invented so I can go back and alter the timeline.

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