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Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Funnehman posted:

listening to a song and the handle on the right goes down on beats 1 & 3 and the handle on the left goes down on beats 2 & 4.

its weird how well it syncs up

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:20

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Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

JawnV6 posted:

how long does it take to get a REPL set up in C#

does "put all input into a source file and compile it when user wants an eval" count

if so, 3 shut-in friday nights, 1 drunk saturday night and a sunday afternoon to fix saturday's mistakes

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:21

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

JawnV6 posted:

perl's the shortest distance between "i know a computer can do this" and it being done

"shortest" doesn't imply "best"

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:25

gangnam reference: Dec 26, 2010; shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Sweeper posted:

listening to a song and the handle on the right goes down on beats 1 & 3 and the handle on the left goes down on beats 2 & 4.

its weird how well it syncs up

what kind of song only has 4 beats??

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:26

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

even C can get a REPL down to 3 cmd line functions 'gcc file.c; ./a.out; gvim file.c' where you can quickly iterate towards a solution

how long is the equivalent in C#, where you've got the basic inputs set up and you're iterating on the code bit and watching the output change

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:27

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

what kind of song only has 4 beats??

are you dumb

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:29

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

JawnV6 posted:

even C can get a REPL down to 3 cmd line functions 'gcc file.c; ./a.out; gvim file.c' where you can quickly iterate towards a solution

how long is the equivalent in C#, where you've got the basic inputs set up and you're iterating on the code bit and watching the output change

code:

#include </dev/tty>

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:31

het: Nov 14, 2002; A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

Sweeper posted:

are you dumb

he listens to ska

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:31

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

JawnV6 posted:

perl's the shortest distance between "i know a computer can do this" and it being done

"shortest" doesn't imply "best"

define best

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:34

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

het posted:

he listens to ska

ska is 4/4 a lot of the time i think

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:37

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

define best

PHP

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:37

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

what kind of song only has 4 beats??

chris brown radio edits

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:39

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

Tiny Bug Child posted:

PHP

i said best, not literally the absolute worst

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:41

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

i said best, not literally the absolute worst

yeah i know. php is the best

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:42

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

Tiny Bug Child posted:

yeah i know. php is the best

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:44

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

define best

The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:45

Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

JawnV6 posted:

even C can get a REPL down to 3 cmd line functions 'gcc file.c; ./a.out; gvim file.c' where you can quickly iterate towards a solution

how long is the equivalent in C#, where you've got the basic inputs set up and you're iterating on the code bit and watching the output change

doing it "the right way" will take a bit of work. Anders demoed a c# repl during one of his "the future of c#" talks around when c# 4.0 came out and people speculated that a feature like that would be in for c# 5.0 but still nothing.

mono has one built in and there are c# repl projects that exist but it isn't 3 commands.

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:46

Jonnty: Aug 2, 2007; The enemy has become a flaming star!

Otto Skorzeny posted:

code:

#include </dev/tty>

wasn't there a thing where people started with that and came up with a pretty usable C repl?

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:47

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

define best

driving an open road with the top down on a beautiful day, letting all you worries evaporate

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:54

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Otto Skorzeny posted:

code:

#include </dev/tty>

wow lookit captain verbose over here

code:

perl -pe

# ? Oct 12, 2012 17:57

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

i dont know. people dont usually do useless things with c#

*links to shaim thread*

# ? Oct 12, 2012 18:05

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

EVGA Longoria posted:

driving an open road with the top down on a beautiful day, letting all you worries evaporate

this is a metaphor for perl programming

# ? Oct 12, 2012 18:12

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

JawnV6 posted:

code:
perl -pe

eskimo kisses are pro

# ? Oct 12, 2012 18:27

het: Nov 14, 2002; A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

Sweeper posted:

ska is 4/4 a lot of the time i think

by "he listens to ska" I meant that the answer to the question "are you dumb" is "yes"

# ? Oct 12, 2012 18:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Otto Skorzeny posted:

code:

#include </dev/tty>

i've literally never heard of this before

# ? Oct 12, 2012 21:18

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

what kind of song only has 4 beats??

a ringtone

# ? Oct 12, 2012 21:25

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Win8 Hetro Experie posted:

a ringtone

an american rock song

# ? Oct 12, 2012 21:58

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

Otto Skorzeny posted:

code:

#include </dev/tty>

The best C fact.

# ? Oct 13, 2012 01:13

gangnam reference: Dec 26, 2010; shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Sweeper posted:

ska is 4/4 a lot of the time i think

Someone hasn't listened to prog-ska

# ? Oct 13, 2012 01:36

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

TONSIL HOCKEY posted:

python is pretty cool but i have to be in a linux environment to do anything useful with it...

c# tho

literally the best language of the new century.

hejlsberg is the new stroustrup.

haters take a number and get in line

C# really is great

# ? Oct 13, 2012 02:43

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

front end in django
back end in java

problem solved

# ? Oct 13, 2012 03:19

Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

front end in django
back end in django-mongo

# ? Oct 13, 2012 03:42

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

does mongo still have a write lock?

if so lol

also this is a good article: http://devblog.bu.mp/from-mongodb-to-riak-7138

# ? Oct 13, 2012 03:52

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

front end in woman
back end on man

# ? Oct 13, 2012 03:55

Egan Yardley: Jun 11, 2010

salted hash browns posted:

does mongo still have a write lock?

if so lol

also this is a good article: http://devblog.bu.mp/from-mongodb-to-riak-7138

got rid of read-write lock, but yeah the performance still blows a little.

# ? Oct 13, 2012 04:00

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

salted hash browns posted:

does mongo still have a write lock?

if so lol

also this is a good article: http://devblog.bu.mp/from-mongodb-to-riak-7138

yeah, they migrated from mongodb to riak by writing a central point of failure :3:

# ? Oct 13, 2012 04:48

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

Someone hasn't listened to prog-ska

Alan Parsons Skaject

# ? Oct 13, 2012 04:59

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

tef posted:

yeah, they migrated from mongodb to riak by writing a central point of failure

an open source single point of failure lol https://github.com/bumptech/montage

# ? Oct 13, 2012 04:59

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

oh wow. it actually uses 0mq for rpc, which is then translated into a transactional layer over riak

# ? Oct 13, 2012 05:07

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tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

on the plus side, it doesn't seem stateful, i.e killing it and restarting it shouldn't destroy much.

tef fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Oct 13, 2012

# ? Oct 13, 2012 05:07

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