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Captain Oblivious posted:Gamzee looks like he might be seriously kicking the bucket this time. okay here's my bet. caliborn saunters up to gamzee like he's gonna shoot him again. hussie makes some noise about how he needs the clown to win, that if he shoots gamzee he's loving doomed to failure. caliborn shoots anyway, and goes tumut tumut tumut tumut as gamzee finally for real dies. dead rear end gamzee shows up in the dream bubbles, religiously disillusioned, and then helps take down his former idol caliborn! most important character in homestuck. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 26, 2012 09:39
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My dog used to do that. Also, four keys, four kids. 
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Has anything ruled out the possibility that Lord English was a previous iteration of Caliborn from a failed session and that the one we're seeing now is a separate entity?
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Nov 26, 2012 10:38
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I get the feeling the when Hussie says he has no idea how Gamzee got here or what he's doing, he means it. He hasn't actually figured out how Gamzee gets from point A to point B yet.
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Nov 26, 2012 11:07
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Ariong posted:No she isn't. An alternate version of her is a player from another session, but the lovely rear end in a top hat who's loving everything up is not. No, she is. She's the same person, just arriving in post scratch alternia. Its like the post scratch version of rose. She isn't one of the heroes but she still has powers and what not.
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Nov 26, 2012 11:09
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Caliborn is the worst character on the worst planet. This intermission is pretty much garbage.
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Nov 26, 2012 11:42
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All these terrible words keep tumbling out of your shouthole. It's kind of distressing, really.
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Sherrard posted:Caliborn is the worst character on the worst planet. This intermission is pretty much garbage. Your OPINIONS are garbage.  Caliborn owns, Gamzee getting brutally eviscerated by bullets and crowbars owns, The Land of lovely Statues and lovely Statues owns. Everything owns.Well Manicured Man posted:SBURB OST is finally out guys! I was away from my internet when the initial planning for the album was being done so I couldn't be a part of it, but a ton of my friends and fellow Homestuck fanmusicians, many of whom were on coloUrs and mayhem with me, were, so you should all give it a look-see! Also, one of my fan musician colleagues is planning to play through the entire album on Audiosurf and stream it on Livestream at 8:30 EST. Especially this, this owns bones. All the bones. All of them. Makes me really want a SBURB MMO or something.
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Nov 26, 2012 12:20
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Technique posted:Makes me really want a SBURB MMO or something.
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Nov 26, 2012 12:25
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Technique posted:Your OPINIONS are garbage. Why would you wish this on a good character like Gamzee instead of someone like Horuss.
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Nov 26, 2012 12:54
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Sprite141 posted:No, she is. She's the same person, just arriving in post scratch alternia. Its like the post scratch version of rose. She isn't one of the heroes but she still has powers and what not.
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Nov 26, 2012 12:58
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So what I'm getting from this update is that Sburb's single-player campaign has a broken difficulty curve and you can't beat it properly unless you're playing co-op. You can tell it never got out of beta, huh
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Nov 26, 2012 13:51
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Nah, just secret nightmare hardcore mode.
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Nov 26, 2012 13:55
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As interesting as all this new information is, there is something slightly unsettling to me, from a story-telling perspective, about the author-avatar being the one doing a plot-dump of things we don't know yet 'in-story.' It feels like cheating. Current meta-extravaganza notwithstanding.
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Nov 26, 2012 14:00
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Suaimhneas posted:So what I'm getting from this update is that Sburb's single-player campaign has a broken difficulty curve and you can't beat it properly unless you're playing co-op.
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Technique posted:Your OPINIONS are garbage. The loss rear end
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Suaimhneas posted:So what I'm getting from this update is that Sburb's single-player campaign has a broken difficulty curve and you can't beat it properly unless you're playing co-op. Not surprising, given that the beta is glitchier than the alpha. Call Now posted:The loss rear end This is the second Ctrl-Alt-Del allusion in the last few pages. And Tim Buckley recently scratched his comic.
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Nov 26, 2012 15:14
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Cthulhuchan posted:Nah, just secret nightmare hardcore mode. More games need to include this kind of ridiculous reverse rubber-banding where killing your team mates and/or NPCs doesn't simply make the game harder by virtue of you no longer having their help, but actively kicks the difficulty up a notch to punish you for being an rear end in a top hat, if only because it will never not be hilarious to watch the Eridans and Caliborns of gaming struggle without realising why.
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Nov 26, 2012 15:36
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Cat Mattress posted:Not surprising, given that the beta is glitchier than the alpha. With someone else building something better with the same name, even. The new CAD person is the Beta universe Buckley. So hopefully, you know, less horrid of a human being.
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Nov 26, 2012 16:23
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Cat Mattress posted:Not surprising, given that the beta is glitchier than the alpha. Oh wow he actually did.
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Speaking of, the fan adventure just updated, and I have to admit, I love me some sylladex antics.
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Nov 26, 2012 19:40
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Sherrard posted:Why would you wish this on a good character like Gamzee instead of someone like Horuss. Because it's hilarious, and you are literally the only person who disagrees. Even the author thinks it's hilarious. You are the first person on the internet to ever hold a completely unique opinion. You hold an opinion which everyone disputes. you are the star. its you
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Nov 26, 2012 21:17
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Sherrard posted:Why would you wish this on a good character like Gamzee instead of someone like Horuss. Look, Gamzee is probably the second best troll but him getting shot up is still really loving funny.
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Nov 26, 2012 21:19
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Although, it would be even more hilariously inexplicable if Horuss showed up in Caliborn's world.
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Nov 26, 2012 21:21
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Well we are still waiting on the horses. Hussie promised us horses.
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Nov 26, 2012 21:28
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Captain Oblivious posted:Look, Gamzee is probably the second best troll but him getting shot up is still really loving funny. Equius, Horuss, Meenah, and Vriska still all exist so I don't know how you got second here.
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Nov 26, 2012 21:33
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senseinobu posted:I more see as something similar to Earthbound's copy protection where tons more enemies would spawn. Get to the Black King fight and the Battlefield just spontaneously explodes. And even if you're God Tier it's a Just death, you dirty rotten pirate/cheater. 
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Cabbit posted:Equius, Horuss, Meenah, and Vriska still all exist so I don't know how you got second here. Equius and Horuss are only funny the first time. poo poo got oldddd. Vriska and Meenah occupy third and fourth place respectively. Karkat is still the best troll.
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Nov 26, 2012 22:21
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Horuss, maybe, but I will not have such slander against Equius.
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Captain Oblivious posted:Equius and Horuss are only funny the first time. poo poo got oldddd. Horuss is only funny the first time. Equius is still great. His character has more notes than the weird fetish thing.
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Captain Oblivious posted:Look, Gamzee is probably the second best troll but him getting shot up is still really loving funny. To ride this joke to death, that's a funny way you have of spelling Vriska there, chief.
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STILL THE BEST 413
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Trying to pick a favorite Troll is like trying to decide which of your children to save from a burning building. Of course, some of those children are irredeemable little shits who the world would be better off without, so that narrows the list down some.
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Hey man Tavros isn't that lame, be cool.
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CuddlyZombie posted:Hey man Tavros isn't that lame, be cool. socks with sandals, man
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Cat Mattress posted:Horuss is only funny the first time. Equius is still great. His character has more notes than the weird fetish thing. It still struck me as pretty wowing that Hussie dismissed Equius as one-note, when given his various interactions he was still more compelling than even lead characters in other stories I've seen. Which says something about Hussie's writing. And then Horuss is basically what Equius would be if he really, REALLY didn't have any development, as Hussie himself more or less admits. Feranon posted:socks with sandals, man I'll admit, if I had to save my own children from a fire and had to determine the order in which I'd carry them to safety, the one who wears socks with sandals might be shuffled to the end of the line.
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Ohtsam posted:Has anything ruled out the possibility that Lord English was a previous iteration of Caliborn from a failed session and that the one we're seeing now is a separate entity? Doubtful. Hussie wouldn't be meddling so much unless it were to make sure the timeline didn't get all messed up. He has to ensure that Caliborn becomes Doc Scratch.
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Lizard Wizard posted:Doubtful. Hussie wouldn't be meddling so much unless it were to make sure the timeline didn't get all messed up. He has to ensure that Caliborn becomes Doc Scratch. This reminds me; I hope there's a flash that shows how either Caliborn/Lord English becomes Doc Scratch, or how LE channels himself into the universe through him. And since English is roughly the same song when you play it in reverse, just have that be the flash song, just to drive the point home.
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