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dur posted:Naw, that's fine you see because I feel like there's something different about that picture. Perhaps some sort of electronic recording equipment that would not work great if water was hitting it... Christ these people are petty. I should be used to it by now, what with teleprompters, that pic of him with the book The Post-American World, vacations, golf, basketball, etc etc etc, but I'm still surprised when loving everything turns into an image macro so people can get angry. I should compile a list of petty crap they've brought up over the last 5 years and put them into one big image macro quilt and see how big it gets.
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CowHammer posted:I should compile a list of petty crap they've brought up over the last 5 years and put them into one big image macro quilt and see how big it gets. It would be a fool's errand because they would bring up petty crap faster than you could add them to the list. There are some actual, legitimate grievances people have toward the administration but by and large I never hear about any of them through the petty shitstorm.
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BJA posted:Where is this thread? Joementum posted:Another scandal hits the administration. Guess it wasn't a Marine after all but oh hey, I guess Reagan did use an umbrella after all. Republicans are so knee-jerk against everything Obama does that they are now against using umbrellas in the rain.
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If this legislation regarding sexual assaults in the military gains traction (lol it won't) expect a lot of macros/memes about Obummer not honoring ARE TROOPS time-honored traditions.
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May 17, 2013 21:02
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Best reaction to idiots whining about the umbrella. http://terminallance.com/2013/05/17/terminal-lance-presidential-service/
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May 17, 2013 21:11
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Handsome Ralph posted:Best reaction to idiots whining about the umbrella. This is amazing and any person should have a similar opinion, but that requires rationality.
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Defenestration posted:
This one is particularly hilarious because it's all  A THING JUST HAPPENED and it turns out to be something that's happened ten billion times already.Also like the snarky  commenter.
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May 17, 2013 21:42
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zoux posted:Guess it wasn't a Marine after all but oh hey, I guess Reagan did use an umbrella after all. I posted George Bush and George HW Bush with Army holding their umbrellas on the previous page. I know Army doesn't get the same jerking off that Marines do, but they do appear to be wearing Green Berets, which elevates it back into holiness.
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Pope Guilty posted:Does anybody have a good reply for this "Obama treating Marines like golf caddies" horseshit? 
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I heard Obama walks on the back of Marines everywhere he goes. There's a squad of 5 marines, and they continuously lay down in front of him, and when he has walked over them, they get up, and run to the front and lay down again. And he's going to be President for 3 more years, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
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XyloJW posted:I heard Obama walks on the back of Marines everywhere he goes. There's a squad of 5 marines, and they continuously lay down in front of him, and when he has walked over them, they get up, and run to the front and lay down again. Try telling that to Congressional Republicans.
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XyloJW posted:I posted George Bush and George HW Bush with Army holding their umbrellas on the previous page. I know Army doesn't get the same jerking off that Marines do, but they do appear to be wearing Green Berets, which elevates it back into holiness. Nobody tell them of Ret. Master Sergeant Donald Duncan, then.  Green Beret and one of the first Vietnam Vets to start acting to end the war. Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 22:34 on May 17, 2013 |
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May 17, 2013 22:32
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Well, he's just a VINO. He doesn't count.
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XyloJW posted:I heard Obama walks on the back of Marines everywhere he goes. There's a squad of 5 marines, and they continuously lay down in front of him, and when he has walked over them, they get up, and run to the front and lay down again. Imagine 4 Marines lying down in front of the President. Say a direct copy of the Marine nearest the President is sent to the back of the line Marines and takes the place of the first Marine. The formerly first Marine becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth gets stepped on.
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gradenko_2000 posted:Imagine 4 Marines lying down in front of the President. Say a direct copy of the Marine nearest the President is sent to the back of the line Marines and takes the place of the first Marine. The formerly first Marine becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth gets stepped on. You always did have a pension for the dutiful.
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Zybourne Clock will never stop being funny. That Terminal Lance comic and the author's commentary is great. That strip is popular among Marines from what I understand so the author has some street cred.
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May 18, 2013 01:36
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Found this definitely not racist umbrella-related gem on the "Right Wing Rants & Raves" facebook page: Enjoy!
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Ovomit? Those guys aren't even trying anymore, what's next? Poopama? Altough this might already be to fancy for those guys, it would at least sound a little tiny bit like Obama if you slur it enough.
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May 18, 2013 01:49
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You see, it's not racist because the author is making a joke at the expense of them because they're black.
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Zebra fool?
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Zebra fool? Zebras are African and Obama is black? I'm reaching I know.
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May 18, 2013 02:10
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Zebra fool? He's both white and black.
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Zebra fool? Zebras are both black and white.
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I need to update my racist dictionary. It's from the 90's 
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 This is the worst part about that racist pic that I got on my timeline yesterday. "Huh? Picture making a joke about black people and watermelons? Seems okay to me!"
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Handsome Ralph posted:Best reaction to idiots whining about the umbrella. Terminal Lance is a remarkably accurate representation of enlisted life. Also love the "shut up no you wouldn't" that's the best way to response to that situation.
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Well did he say the n-word? 
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Gen. Ripper posted:Well did he say the n-word?
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Slave owners didn't HATE black people, therefore they were not racist.
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Agents are GO! posted:
I think the issue is that the people who handle these reports on facebook are situated in third world countries, and eating watermelon isn't seen as racist outside of the US.
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TURN IT OFF! posted:I think the issue is that the people who handle these reports on facebook are situated in third world countries, and eating watermelon isn't seen as racist outside of the US. This makes a lot of sense and is completely hilarious. It explains why sometimes a completely innocuous post gets removed due to hate speech. "Woah, I can't believe that guy thought it was okay to show someone's uncle eating a pastry. That's screwed up."
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ShiftyEyedRaccoon posted:Found this definitely not racist umbrella-related gem on the "Right Wing Rants & Raves" facebook page: Jesus.
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Here's a very boring week of LL101: IRS  IRS  Okay, I'll give him this one for being batshit crazy.  Gunbortions  Umbrellas
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My old college buddy remains just shy of frothing at the mouth. His latest post on Facebook is a chain-letter-style cut-and-paste of this column: http://mychal-massie.com/premium/why-i-do-not-like-the-obamas/ There's something beautiful to me about how this guy, who's apparently a WND contributor in his spare time, wants to be considered a respectable elder statesman and fearless writer of unquestionable truths, but he has no idea how to use apostrophes. The biography on his site has similar problems.
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As usual, the Onion is on top of the source of the latest wave of viral idiocy. e: also this 
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May 18, 2013 18:38
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Sir Rolo posted:
I would like to know what this marine thinks of this image macro. I'm sure he finds it hilarious.
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Have you guys ever tried to hold something at arms length out to your side for an extended period of time? It's pretty rough. That's my only issue with those Marines holding umbrellas.
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U.S. Barryl posted:Have you guys ever tried to hold something at arms length out to your side for an extended period of time? It's pretty rough. That's my only issue with those Marines holding umbrellas. My Military friend said the same thing. Also he was upset that Obama didn't tell him to come under the umbrella with him. Seriously, he's a Marine.
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TheJunkyardGod posted:My Military friend said the same thing. Also he was upset that Obama didn't tell him to come under the umbrella with him. that Marine posted:It's a big enough umbrella, Walter fucked around with this message at 21:21 on May 18, 2013 |
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